Dragon Ball Saiyan Redemption
Episode 6: The Saiyans' New Lives
An explosion ripped through the peacefulness that Satan City currently enjoyed. Suddenly a door flew across the street.
"Hey, you're gonna have to pay for that buddy!" an infuriated restaurant manager yelled.
"You know what? Screw you!" an enraged Bardock, yelled back to him. Bardock flew off to get away from the city. He flew until he reached a hill that was covered with green grass and an array of many types of beautiful flowers. Bardock decided to take a rest there. He looked across the horizon looking at a developing storm. "And to think the day started off so well," He said to himself.
Deep in the forests of Mount Poaz, huge booming sounds were heard while trees fell. The sound of metal clanging against metal was heard as more fell.
"Those sumo classes are paying off for you aren't they Shugesh," King Vegeta exclaimed.
"Yeah. Finally a sport that pays for you slamming your opponent on the ground," Shugesh agreed. Shugesh happened to be in a sumo outfit as he raised one foot and slammed it on the ground. This caused another tree to fall over.
"And you Borgos, those katana classes are benefiting you as well," King Vegeta commented again.
"Yeah. I think we Saiyans should explore different forms of battling. It may benefit us later in life," Borgos agreed as he slashed down yet another tree.
"Thanks to you guys, the cabin will be done in no time," King Vegeta stated.
"Thank you my king," Shugesh and Borgos said together.
"You guys can stop calling me that. I am no longer a king. And plus, we now follow under a much kinder ruler than I ever was."
"Oh yeah, King Foxcoone, right?" Shugesh asked.
"Exactly," Vegeta responded.
Meanwhile…
"So we aren't going to live in this hut forever are we Bardock?" Fasha asked.
"No. Once we gain enough money, we'll buy one of those Capsulated Houses that they sell at Capsule Corp. Now don't tell King Vegeta I told you guys this but the president of that place maybe related to him. Just take away the beard, the widow's peek, and thin out the mustache, King Vegeta would look just like Fruita. Even the name sounds similar. Fru-ee-ta, Va-gee-ta. The similarities seem uncanny," Bardock explained.
"Don't worry about that Bardock. Our lips are sealed," Torah said as he pretended to zip his mouth up.
"Now don't forget, your son is fishing so you don't have to worry and your work day starts at 8:00 am. Please don't forget again," Fasha nagged.
"I won't forget. Just go to your jobs. I'll worry about mine," Bardock said.
"Yes. Everything was going good thus far. Then I went to work and that's when the problems began," Bardock said to himself now with a piece of straw in his mouth.
"Order up Bardock!" a cook of a small diner, yelled out.
"Got it," Bardock replied. Bardock picked up the sandwich and walked over to a window table. "You order the turkey sandwich?" Bardock asked.
"Yes I did," replied a customer.
"Here you go." Bardock placed the sandwich in front of the customer and then the customer lifted up the bread looking for something.
"I believe I ordered it with no mayo?" asked the customer.
"Sorry, I'll get you a replacement," Bardock replied as he took the sandwich and ate it.
"Is that what you guys do to the failed meals?" asked a customer who sat right next to the previous customer.
"No. I am the only one that does that. Why waste food when someone else could enjoy it?" replied and questioned Bardock.
"You're not supposed to care about wasting food. You're supposed to be caring about serving your customers," Customer 1 said rudely.
"Sorry your majesty. I'll get right on it," Bardock replied sarcastically.
"What you say punk?" Customer 1 said threateningly.
"Nothing," Bardock replied.
"That's right. You better have said nothing. I would have to kick your ass if you did."
"You know. I have had it with people like you. You think you're so tough? I'll let you know I've been kicking ass long before your Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was born."
"Is that a threat?"
"You bet it is sonny." Bardock then entered a fighting pose. His eyes glaring with fire.
"You know, we don't have to take this. We're gonna take our business elsewhere," Customer 2 said as he and his friend walked out the door.
"Bardock?" yelled the diner manager.
"What is it boss?"
"You know? I've been thinking about you. You arrived late your first day of work. I saw you taking some of the food. And now you're scaring away business. I can't afford you staying here. Turn in your uniform. You're fired."
"Fine. Here you go. I've had it with this low-rank diner anyway." Bardock took off his apron and a hat that was on his head. "You know, that customer was right about something. I don't have to take this." Bardock opened his palm and pointed it right at the door then released a small ball of energy. This blew the door right off of its hinges.
"Hey, you're gonna have to pay for that buddy!" the restaurant manager said with fury.
"You know what? Screw you!" an enraged Bardock, yelled back to him.
"So that is how my day has gone so far," Bardock said to himself as he decided to walk around the city and see the chaos he had created. The piece of straw that was previously in his mouth was no longer there. After a few hours, he got bored and started to fly home and then he spotted Fasha and Torah. "Hey guys!" Bardock yelled out.
"Bardock? Your shift shouldn't be over for a couple of hours. What are you doing here?" Fasha asked.
"I got fired," Bardock said as his head drooped down in embarrassment. "Hey, what are you doing here?"
Torah started to reply, "We were looking for a wed…"
"Shut up you oh too honest Saiyan," Fasha said quietly as she elbowed Torah right in the stomach. "We were looking to see if there were any sales at Capsule Corp and to maybe see Fruita and if he actually looked like you said he did."
"Well, we have to get home. We have to tell you guys something," Torah said.
"What you call me back from fishing for? I nearly cleaned out the whole lake?" Raditz asked.
"Well. We have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fasha asked.
"Well being a Saiyan, I thrive off of bad news. And being one of the stubborn Saiyans, I think I just maybe be able to change it. With that being said, tell me the bad news first," Raditz replied.
"Well the bad news is, your father got fired from his first job," Torah said discouragingly.
"I knew he wouldn't last a week," Yelled out Vegeta.
"What's the good news?" asked Borgos.
"Well me and Torah have decided to get married," Fasha exclaimed.
"You've decided to what?" asked Bardock puzzlingly.
"We've decided to get married," Torah answered.
"What does getting married mean and how did you guys decided that?" Shugesh asked.
"It all started at our work," Fasha replied.
"Torah! I need a chocolate frosted doughnut, a powdered doughnut, and a regular doughnut," asked Fasha.
"Sure thing you cute little Saiyan," replied Torah. He grabbed the doughnuts, placed them in a bag, and kissed Fasha.
"You two must be newlyweds," an elderly woman said.
"What?" Torah asked.
"Newlyweds," replied the elderly woman.
"What are those?" questioned Fasha.
"You don't know what newlyweds are?" asked the woman.
"From where we come from, we don't have those," Torah responded.
"You two must be Amish then," the woman hypothesized.
"Yeah sure. We'll take it," Fasha said.
"Well to be newlyweds is the happiest thing in the world. You just finished your wedding and the passion is strong. You have a child later in life and you never fight."
"Wedding?" Torah asked.
"Yes. A wedding in itself is a beautiful thing. Bells can be heard all around. Doves are released. And the dress. Oh the dress. The dress is the most wonderful part. But you know you want to be together once the priest says 'You may now kiss the bride.' It's the most wonderful time in your lives," The woman explained.
"Hey, maybe we should try this wedding thing," Torah and Fasha said at the same time.
"We then decided, 'What better way to symbolize the rebirth of the Saiyan race than with an Earth styled wedding?'" Fasha said.
"Wow! That really is good news!" Vegeta said.
"When do you two plan on being married?" asked Raditz.
"In a couple of months," replied Torah.
"Yeah. We were looking for a wedding dress when we ran into Bardock," Fasha said.
"Wow. My two best friends are getting married." Bardock was then overcome with happiness. A small golden glimmer formed around him for a microsecond and then disappeared. "Woah. That was weird. I haven't felt like this since …" Bardock then simply dismissed this strange occurrence as a silly human emotion. Bardock then joined in the revelry his friends and son were already taking part in.
"Congratulations Fasha and Torah," Bardock said congratulating the two soon-to-be newlyweds.
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The First Of Many