A/N: ok this chapter is an unveiling its shorter than I thought it would be but hey that makes it two chapters in 2 days I'm proud! Yeah! Hope you like!

"Ha ha ha! Crabbe, Goyle that was probably the evilest thing I've ever done in my life, Father will be so proud!" Exclaimed Draco as he took a seat in one of the leather armchairs in the Slytherin Common Room. "You should have heard her scream, it was positively hilarious. And she thought I was Harry, I mean seriously you guys, she's so loony, she probably would've thought I was Harry even if I hadn't used that changing spell. Ha ha ha!"

Crabbe then chimed in "How did you uh... make this plan up, was it uh... supposed to be... random?" Crabbe asked in his stuptified tone.

"Crabbe I found out Harry and Luna had been having sex one day when I happened to be walking past a classroom and heard them... of course it was rather late in the evening and no one had any right to be out, but I had some business to attend to with a certain Hufflepuff... if you know what I mean" Draco said with a manly laugh, and Crabbe and Goyle agreed with their slow deep laughs. "Anyway when I heard the obvious sounds of love making I had to see who was enjoying themselves so much, so I opened the door and low and behold Harry and Luna having sex on one of the desks in complete ecstasy. Well I thought I might do some detective work and see if this wasn't a one time thing, seeing as no one knew about this match. So I put an invisibility spell on myself and followed Luna around for two weeks, during the evenings. That's how I found out that this wasn't just a one time thing they did it several times a week at different scheduled places that stayed the same each time." Draco paused and he looked at Crabbe and Goyle. They were listening attentively. He smirked "so I comprised a devious plan to, well, fool her and have some fun myself."

"Draco, what exactly did you do?" Goyle blurted slowly.

"Well Goyle, if you would pay attention better you'd know that I Raped her in the Prefects Bathroom! You Bloody Idiot!" Screamed Draco at Goyle for his impertinence. "Anyway I want to go to the library to look up some more "useful" spells. And if either of you tell anyone I'll use a torture curse on you! ... Let's go!" And with that Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle made their way to the library with the knowledge of what Draco did fresh in their minds.

A/N: hey every one I know it's only been a day!! Ta da! I'm proud of my self!! Yeah! Ok well I hope that you liked this chapter now all you flamers know that it wasn't Harry it was Draco AHH Ha Ha!! I am truly a devil! Yeah! Ok well please review I hope you liked bye till next time hopefully soon!

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