Dragon Ball Saiyan Redemption
Episode 9: The Calm Before The Storm
"Okay, I got something blue, now all I need is something borrowed," Torah said in a blue tux. It was the day of the wedding and excitement was thick in the air. Bardock, Torah's best man, and Torah were in a hotel apartment. Torah was wearing a blue tux, as previously mentioned and blue pants. Bardock was wearing a black tux and black pants. "But the bad part about that is that no one has borrowed anything from me before."
"Well let me think about it. Maybe someone might have stolen something of yours. Maybe that can count," Bardock said as he put his hand on his forehead. He felt his headband along with a couple of strands of hair. "Hey! I just remembered," Bardock said as he untied the piece of cloth from his head. "I forgot to give you his in Lighter Hell." Bardock offered the piece of cloth to Torah.
"What is it?"
"Well, 240 years ago, Dodoria and his men ganged up on you and the rest of my crew. He managed to kill all of you but you hanged on to life the longest. After you told me about Frieza's plan to destroy the Saiyan race, you fell dead in my hands. Your face was bloody so I decided to wipe it up. I found this piece of cloth on your arm, so I decided to use that," Bardock explained.
"But wasn't it white?"
"Yes, but in the battle with Dodoria, it became bloodied up. I put more blood on it after wiping up your face. I then left you to rest in peace. I stood up and I was so enraged so I gripped that piece of cloth. I had gripped it so tightly, that I managed to pierce my skin. The blood from my hand soaked the white piece of cloth entirely. That is how it became red."
"Oh. So basically that is dried blood from me and you?"
"Yes."
"Well, it's better than nothing." Torah took the piece of cloth from Bardock and tied it around his arm.
"Wow! That stripper we hired for the bachelor party was great huh?" Shugesh asked as he entered the hotel room. Shugesh also had on the black tux and pants. He had a drink in his hand and was slightly inebriated.
"Yeah, I guess she was," Torah said.
"Hey Bardock? I know that you already have a mate and two children, and I know that the stripper didn't have a tail, but you seemed out of sorts that night," Shugesh wondered. Suddenly Raditz came in wit all of the Saiyan armor.
"I retrieved our armor Father, but why do we need it? Are we going to spar after the wedding?" Raditz asked.
"Now here is where I answer your question Shugesh. The night of the bachelor party, I had my first vision since I was brought back to life. But it wasn't a happy one. I saw this dinosaurian creature and I couldn't help but feel like he was evil. So I was focused completely on the fro the rest of the night. That is why I wasn't interested in what the stripper was doing," explained Bardock. "That is why Raditz is carrying our armor around. You can't be too careful."
"I'm so glad that you were able to help me get into my dress Borgos," Fasha said.
"I'm just glad you trust me," Borgos said as he finished buttoning up the back of Fasha's dress. It happened to be pink with a nice lacy frill on the bottom of the dress. Fasha's arms had pink gloves on them that went an inch above the elbow. She had a frilly, lacy piece of fabric around her neck. She also had these puffy things on both of her shoulders. Both Fasha and Borgos were in a different hotel room. Borgos was wearing the black tux and pants like all of the others.
"Well, you are the only one I do trust. You are basically pure of heart. If it wasn't for all of those aliens we killed, you probably would be the only Saiyan in heaven."
"Thank you for that wonderful remark."
"Your welcome."
"Man. This is exciting isn't it Vegeta?" Raditz asked.
"Well, this is a new experience. Maybe that is why it is so exciting Raditz," Vegeta remarked. Vegeta and Raditz were sitting on one side of a beautifully elaborate church. Stained glass let in the sunlight with different colors cascading across the room. White flowers were carefully arranged in the words "Torah + Fasha." The light from the stained glass windows gave the flowers different colors. The sound of organ music could be heard. In front of the aisle where Torah and Fasha would walk down, stood a distinguished minister who was dressed in white with a black fabric draping over his shoulders. He had glasses that had lenses that were wider than they were long. The doors opened as Shugesh ran in. The doors closed behind him.
"Torah's coming in a few seconds. Get ready," Shugesh said as he sat down with Vegeta and Raditz. Soon enough, the doors opened again. And like Shugesh said, Torah, along with Bardock, walked down the aisle. They were walking across pink flower petals that were strewn about the floor. Slowly, Bardock and Torah walked to the front of the aisle. They stood on one side of the church. The organ player changed her song to "Here Comes the Bride." All of the Saiyans stood up and looked toward the door as it opened up and Borgos and Fasha walked through. Fasha's dress was slightly modified. Instead of the shoulder puffs, Fasha had replaced them with the shoulder guards of Saiyan armor. She had on her face a pink, transparent veil. Fasha and Borgos slowly walked up the aisle as well until thy reached the end. Fasha joined Torah's side as Borgos headed to the other side of the church. The minister opened his bible and started to read from it.
"We are gathered here today to join Fasha and Torah in the bonds of holy matrimony. If there is anyone here who can give just cause to why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace." No one had uttered a syllable. "Before we continue, would any of you two read your vows?" the minister asked. Torah took out a piece of paper from his pocket and started to read from it.
"Fasha. I loved you ever since the first day I saw you. I was in a gym lifting weights and out of the corner of my eye, I saw some movement. In you walked with the most beautiful grace I had ever seen. And the way your muscles had shown while you worked out just instantly turned me on to you. And it seemed fate had meant for us to be together. Frieza had just assigned me on Bardock's crew and as luck or fate would have it; you were assigned to the same crew. Fate had meant for us to be together. Basically what I am saying here is that there is no one else that I would rather take this adventure with than you Fasha. I love you."
"Would you like to respond to that Fasha?" asked the minister.
"Yes I would. I remember that fateful day. It was that day that we were sent on our first assignment. It was that day I realized that we seemed to like the same style of fighting: Using our brute strength. I had decided to strike up a conversation after the assignment and found out we had similar interests. We had the same hobbies: fighting, training, and going to the gym. We shared the favorite color: blood red. We also had the same favorite attack: all out energy assault. I had found out that we had 100 percent compatible personalities. I want to be with you and I would not have it any other way."
"Are you two done?" asked the minister. Torah and Fasha nodded their heads. "Now we can continue." The minister looked at Fasha and asked, "Do you Fasha, take this man Torah, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do," Fasha responded.
"Then repeat after me. I Fasha,"
"I Fasha,"
"Take you Torah,"
"Take you Torah,"
"To be my lawfully wedded husband."
"To be my lawfully wedded husband."
"To have and to hold,"
"To have and to hold,"
"To love and to honor,"
"To love and to honor,"
"To cherish and obey."
"To cherish and obey."
"In sickness and in health,"
"In sickness and in health,"
"In the good times and bad,"
"In the good times and bad,"
"For richer or for poorer,"
"For richer or for poorer,"
"Till death do us part."
"Till death do us part." The minister then turned to Torah.
"Do you, Torah, take Fasha, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do."
"Then repeat after me. I Torah,"
"I Torah,"
"Take you, Fasha,"
"Take you, Fasha,"
"To be my lawfully wedded wife."
"To be my lawfully wedded wife."
"To have and to hold,"
"To have and to hold,"
"To love and to honor,"
"To love and to honor,"
"To cherish and obey."
"To cherish and obey."
"In sickness and in health,"
"In sickness and in health,"
"In the good times and bad,"
"In the good times and bad,"
"For richer or for poorer,"
"For richer or for poorer,"
"Till death do us part."
"Till death do us part."
"May I have the rings please?" The minister asked. Both Bardock and Borgos took the rings out of their tux pockets and handed them to the minister. "Fasha. I would like for you to slip this ring over Torah's right ring finger. And as you do, please say, 'With this ring, I do the wed.'"
Fasha slid the ring over Torah's big fingers and said, "With this ring, I do the wed."
"Torah, I would like for you to slip this across Fasha's right ring finger and say, 'With this ring, I do the wed.'"
Torah slid the ring on Fasha's dainty fingers as they looked lovingly in each other's eyes. "With this ring, I do the wed."
"I now declare you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." Torah and Fasha slowly moved closer, their lips almost touching. Suddenly, Bardock looked up to the ceiling.
"Holy shit," he said. After he said that, an explosion ripped through the church. Once the smoke cleared, an alien could be seen. This alien had a face resembling an Allosaurus. He had mint-green skin with black scales dotting his body. He had clawed hands and talon feet. He had a tail that was twisting in the air.
The alien then said, "So the Saiyan race is back in the universe. I guess I will have to take it upon myself and rid the universe of this lethal threat." All of the Saiyans stood up and glared at this new threat to Earth. A showdown was not that far away.
Next Episode:
A Revolutionary Revelation.
