Disclaimer: See Chapter 1, you lawyer scum. Please do not sue me, good sir.
Chapter 2:The Blast From the Past
Back at the temple, Master Fung was finally telling the truth that he had kept secret for so long. "When I invited Clay, Kimiko, and Raimundo, to the temple, I never told you that there was another chosen one, who too, was destined to be a dragon. The dragon of lightning. But, Chase Young seduced him to the dark side, long before I could reach him. Chase young trained him and sent him after every Shen Gong Wu that activated." "But Chase Young doesn't care about the Wu, does he?" Kimiko asked. "No," Maser Fung replied, "But he does care about strengthening the forces of darkness, and that is why every time a Shen Gong Wu activated, he sent Chang after it just a little too late to get it, building Chang's anger with each failure. When Chang was finally so full of anger that he could never return to the side of good, Chase threw him out like a piece of trash, but knowing that one day, Chang would come back, and tremendously strengthen the side of evil." "Wow, great story, Master Fung, but you left out one part," Dojo said, munching on popcorn. "How do you know all this?" "An old friend came a few weeks ago and told me everything. He had been spying on Chase Young." "Who?" Omi asked. "I must know who this powerful warrior is!" "But you do know, young warrior. It was our very own Maser Monk Guan." "What! Where is he? I must see him!" "I am sorry, Omi, he left right after telling me." "OY!" Dojo shouted! "A new Wu just activated! Let's see…" He pulled out the magical scroll. "Oh boy. What timing. The Chain of the Nine Dragons! We gotta move! This Wu allows anyone who is using the Ring of the Nine Dragons to duplicate himself or herself without getting stupider! And what timing!" "What's the matter with the timing little buddy?" Clay asked. "Don't you know? It's been almost a year since Mala Mala Jong appeared. If he gets his hands on this, he could form into the unstoppable Nefarious Nine!" "You're kidding, right?" Raimundo asked. "MOVE!" Dojo yelled proving that he wasn't kidding.
The Dragon descended onto the eastern end of the Great Wall of China. There, atop the last tower, sat Chang, holding out the chain. "Took you all long enough. I've been waiting here for an hour. No more showing up late for me!" "If you already have the Wu, why are you still here?" Omi asked. " Because, ya'll got something I want. One of you is gonna to have a good old showdown with me." Omi sat up. "I will take the burden of-" "Chang Dashi, I challenge you to a Shen Yi Bu dare." "Fine, Clay. You wager your Reversing Mirror and your Monsoon Sandals." "Fine. You wager your Wings of Tinabi and your Heart of Jong! The challenge is to… to race across twenty miles of the Great Wall, switching one Shen gong Wu each after every five miles. I'll start with the Wings of Tinabi" "Cheater! But fine. I'll start with your reversing mirror. Ready?" An entire twenty-mile long section of the wall rose up into the sky.
"GONG YI TAMPAI" "Wings of Tinabi!" Clay shouted, but he then realized mistake. "Reversing Mirror!" Clay fell to the ground, partially paralyzed. "Lightning!" Chang summoned his chi. He zoomed off into the distance. After almost forty minutes, Clay finally dragged himself to the checkpoint, there to find Chang comfortably dozing. "I'll take the Monsoon Sandals" Clay whispered trying not to wake up Chang. "Sorry, Cowboy. I already picked them. Looks like you're stuck with the Heart of Jong." "Why did you stop at the checkpoint?" "Oh, come on. I can't resist toying with my enemies. It's such fun. Monsoon Sandals!" His feet stretched all the way to the next checkpoint. "Sayonara. But this time I have no choice but to wait for you… you'll find out why. Bye!" He disappeared. "Earth!" Clay summoned his chi. He began to run must faster than Chang had. He was at the next point in twenty minutes. He saw Chang dozing again. "Seems to me like I'd tip a cow before he didn't choose the Wings of Tinabi. I choose the Reversing Mirror." "Wow, the rumors were true. You are smart. But not smart enough! I choose the Heart of Jong. Lightning!" "Earth!" This time it was a flat out race. They were neck and neck the entire five miles. This was a crucial part of the showdown because they were racing to get the Wu they were going to use to win. Four miles in, "Seismic kick, Earth!" Clay had finally gained a few yards. He kicked a crack into the path so Chang had to stop. "Hmm. Lightning!" Chang leapt almost thirty yards forward. He began running again. "Dangit." Clay began running too. Chang obviously got there first. "Alright, this time I'm taking the Monsoon Sandals, and it looks like you're stuck with the Wings of Tinabi." "Why's that? I never said anything about only taking each Wu once. I'm taking the-" "Monsoon Sandals! Earth!" Clays feet merged with the ground, but instead of being stuck, they moved with the ground. "Reversing Mirror!" Clay made an awkward sight. His enormous cowboy body was perched on tiny stone legs which were stuck to the ground. Chang won the showdown at his leisure, making Clay stand there for as long as possible. "I win. Monsoon Sandals!" Chang "walked" away towards the East.
In a cave, buried deep below Mt. Everest, something evil beyond imagination was happening. The time for Mala Mala Jong had arrived, but that was not the half of it. "I've been planning this moment since I knew of my destiny! Finally, I will be rewarded! (I'll explain what's going on in a minute; but maybe if you can't figure it out for yourself, you don't deserve to know.) Mosaic Scale! Zing Zam Bone! Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! Monarch Wings! Heylin Seed! Zing Zam Bone! Two-Ton Tunic! Jet Bootsu! Fist of Tebigong! Third Arm Sash! Eye of Dashi! Helmet of Jong! HEART OF JONG! Zing Zam Bone! Ring of the Nine Dragons! Chain of the Nine Dragons! HAHAHAHAHA! NOW I WILL BE INVINCIBLE!" Ok, for those of you that are a little slow for it… Chang summoned Sabini from the Mosaic Scale, put him under his own control with the Zing Zam Bone, enlarged him, and gave him the monarch wings to increase his power. He then planted the Heylin Seed and zinged that too. He then assembled Mala Mala Jong, Zinged him, and transformed him into the Nefarious Nine. "My own private army. No more Shen gong wu shall escape my grasp. Ooh, and what luck. My Heylin Dragon senses are tingling. Let's go. Jong, you go ahead and change back."
At Sydney Theater in Australia, the Shung Bracelet had just activated, and I feel very, very sorry for it.
End of Episode. OOH. What now?
Keep it real, ya'll.