Disclaimer: Don't own the X-men. I don't own the song "Turn me On" by Kevin Little.
Last Time:
"Well, we wanted ta give ya guys most of tha money, as a thank ya for lendin' us tha money, and puttin' up with us over the week," said Rogue.
"You're welcome," said John.
Remy put his arm around Rogue. "Let's celebrate," he said. "Dinner, movies, a little dancin', and whatever else comes our way."
"Our treat," said Kitty.
They shrugged. "Sure," said Wanda.
"Alright, let's go!" said Remy.
Chapter 30- Trouble
The gang minus John was sitting in the mini living room, lounging and being bored.
"What do you want to do?" asked Kitty.
"You know, we haven't been into the game room yet," said Piotr.
"We have a game room?" asked the rest of them simultaneously.
"I guess that's why," said Piotr.
"We have had a game room this whole time?" asked Wanda.
"Yeah," said Piotr slowly. "I thought you knew."
The rest of them shook their heads. Piotr sighed.
"You guys are hopeless," he said. "Come on."
He got up, the rest following and walked past his and Kitty's bedroom to the last doorway on the left. In big letters on the door was a sign that said, "GAME ROOM."
"I have never noticed this," said Kitty.
Piotr shook his head and said under his breath, "Huge sign and she didn't notice- ow!" he exclaimed. Kitty had smacked his arm.
"What was that for?" he asked. Kitty just stuck her tongue out at him. Piotr grinned.
"I can think of better uses for that tongue," he whispered in her ear. Kitty blushed while everyone else looked on curiously. She lightly pushed him away.
"Shut up," she said to him. She others walked into the game room as she whispered "later."
Piotr grinned and followed her inside.
Inside were a foosball table, table hockey tables, and a card table, some arcade games, a PS2 with games, an X-Box with games and a large TV.
"Anyone up for a hockey game?" asked Remy.
Piotr shrugged. "Why not?" he said. They started to play while Kitty and Rogue played on another table and Wanda played on an arcade game.
Suddenly John walked into the room singing.
"Let me hold you, come caress my body…" he sang horribly off key.
Everyone looked at Wanda, expecting her to shut him up for him. Instead, to their horror she laughed and sang with him.
"You got me goin' crazy, you, turn me on, turn me ooooon," they sang. (1)
Rouge, Piotr, Remy and Kitty looked at each other.
"RUN!" mouthed Rogue. She grabbed Remy's hand and the two of them ran upstairs.
Kitty grabbed Piotr's hand and the two of them ran out of the house.
"Well," said Wanda. "Now that they're gone, what do you want to do?"
John raised his eyebrow. "Hmm," he said. "I don't know. What do you want to do?"
Wanda smiled at him and pulled him over to the table hockey table.
"How about we have a little fun?" she asked and pulled him onto the table on top of her.
(-strawberrie-)
Later that evening the group planned to watch a movie before they went to sleep. After they went upstairs and changed into their night clothes they came back downstairs and prepared to get settled for the movie they picked out earlier, The Notebook.
Kitty and Piotr went to sit on the love seat.
"Ah wouldn't do that," said Rogue. "That seat has its uses. And we've used it."
Rogue and Remy went to sit on the single couch. "I wouldn't do that," said Wanda. "We've used that."
Wanda and John were about to sit on the floor in front of the couch that has three seats.
"Um, I wouldn't sit there," said Kitty. She blushed remembering when she and Piotr didn't feel like going all the way to their bedroom. Wanda and John prepared to sit on the couch.
"I wouldn't do that either my friends," said Piotr.
"Are ya'll serious?" said Rogue. "Ya two? Ah mean, Ah understand Wanda and John, but ya two doin' somethin' lahke that is different." She and Remy went to sit on the table.
"No!" screamed Wanda and John. They remembered the millions of times they had sex on the table.
"Y' had sex on de table?" asked Remy. "Dat's disgusting."
"So where can we sit?" asked Wanda and John. The six of them looked at each other, Wanda and John went to sit on the single couch, Kitty laid on the couch for three and Piotr sat on the floor near her and Rogue and Remy sat on the love seat.
"I think when we leave we're going to have to order new furniture," said Wanda.
"Naw," said Remy. "What dey don't know can't hurt dem."
Rogue looked at him and laughed. "Ah insist we do," she said. "Ah don't want ta sit on a couch where someone has had sex."
"Do y' really t'ink that no one's had sex on de couches in de institute?" asked Remy.
Remy thought for a minute and then her face twisted into disgust. "EW!" she screamed. The rest of them laughed.
Wanda put the movie into the DVD player.
"Hey Rogue," said Kitty. "Can you get the mail? I forgot to get it this morning."
"Soah Kit," said Rogue. She got up and walked to the door.
"What's this?" asked Rogue when she went to get the mail. Sitting in front of the door was a covered straw basket. It had a see-through blue covering around it, coming together at the top with a ribbon and a bow. It was filled with candies, cupcakes and cookies. Rogue got the mail, came back, picked the package up and entered the house with it. She walked into the parlor.
"Oh my gosh!" said Kitty. "It's so pretty!"
"Who's it from?" asked Wanda.
"I don't know," said Rogue. She checked the card and raised her eyebrow, smirking.
"It's from Chris, David and Travis," she said. "Ta da three of us."
"Throw it out," said Piotr.
"Let's burn it!" said John.
"Non we need t' blow it up," said Remy.
"No we don't," said Rogue. "They were nahce enough ta make all this stuff foah us. See? It's homemade!" Rogue showed him the card.
"So?" said John. "We can still burn it."
Wanda put her hand on his knee. "No, we might as well eat it, see if it's any good," she said.
The guys looked skeptical, but stood back as the girls surrounded the basket. They each took a cookie and bit into it.
They sighed simultaneously.
"This," said Kitty. "Is amazing."
Remy snorted.
"No really Rem," said Rogue. She walked over to him and sat in his lap to keep him from escaping. "Try some."
"Non," he said. "Remy don' tink so."
"Please?" said Rogue. She gave him her best pout and looked at him with wide eyes.
"Ah mean, it's not poisoned," said Rogue.
Remy, unable to resist her pleading took a bit of the cookie. He chewed it thoughtfully and his eyebrows shot up.
"Dieu," he said. "It is good."
John and Piotr each grabbed a cookie and tasted it, John having the same reaction as the rest of them grabbed as much as he could fit into his hands at one time. Piotr being more mature, just grabbed another cookie.
The girls laughed and they settled down with the guys and continued to watch The Notebook.
Half way into the movie they all fainted simultaneously.
(-no more strawberries-)
Oooh, cliff hanger ending. Hehehehehehe.
(1) This song is "Turn Me On" by Kevin Little. Usually, John sings Brittney Spears at random but I thought I'd do something different.
