Master Thief Yami Yuugi
Chapter 2: "Forced" Pit stop
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
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After the secret get away from the Kingdom of Maza. Yami Yuugi and his new companion, Anzu, started to head to the next closest town. Why you ask? Because they can! Plus, it was either that or have Yami Yuugi killed off and have the series end. But I choose not to kill him so be lucky.
We find our heroes...Having a snack?
"Hey I was hungry so we stopped!" Protested the one and only ass, Yami Yuugi.
"Yeah...Stopped and ate all our emergency food! You made me carry it all this time and you didn't even let me have some!" The run-away princess, Anzu said.
"I told you; I would have carried the food and gold but I wanted to save my strength in case bad guys show up. Which is why I didn't." Yami Yuugi flashed a grin at Anzu then finished eating a banana that he held in his hand.
"Oh yes, how could I forget the lame ass excuse you gave me." Replied Anzu as she rolled her eyes.
"Man, Anzu...You smell." The thief plugged his nose.
"Uh, no. That's you." The young female gave Yami Yuugi an annoyed/angered stare while trying to refrain from smacking him into pieces.
"Oh...Hehe..." He stood up off the rock he was sitting on and entered in the forest.
"Come on, Anzu." Motioned Yami Yuugi as he looked back at her.
"Why Yami Yuugi?" Asked the brunette as she quickly followed him.
"My sexy powers are telling me there is a lake around here." Whispered the thief in a strong sounding voice. "Oh and look! There's a lake over there!" He pointed.
"Oh and you can just call me Yuugi. People added the 'yami' to my name since they think I'm a demon." He quickly added.
"I could see that lake from where you were sitting, so don't try to amaze me with your bull shit." Anzu crossed her arms.
"You enjoy putting down my confidence in myself, don't you?" He asked sarcastically.
"I'm gonna take a bath in the lake now..." He trailed off then grinned evilly.
"You need to take one as well, don't you, Anzu?" He continued to grin while his face turned red. And it wasn't red from embarrassment.
"Sorry to disappoint you, perv, but I took a shower before we left my castle." She shot back.
"So that's why you took so long in the bathroom..." The thief put his hand on his chin, then looked like he was in a thinking position. "I thought you got constipated or something." Laughed Yami Yuugi.
"Jerk!" Screamed Anzu as she smacked Yami Yuugi in the lake.
"You could at least let me take off my clothes before you did that!"
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"Are my clothes dry yet?" Asked Yami Yuugi as he stood in the lake.
"Uh, no." Anzu replied rudely.
The sun was setting and Yami Yuugi had still not finished his 'bath.' This was due to the fact that his clothes were still not dry. But you already knew that, didn't you? Even know his clothes were over a fire, they still couldn't dray fast. Too bad there was no dryer.
"So why are you still wearing that golden triangle pendent thing while you're in the lake?" Questioned Anzu out of curiosity and to strike a conversation.
"Er, uh, nope! It's nothing really! Trust me!" Yami Yuugi waved his hands in the air franticly while talking fast. It looked like he was trying to act like the mysterious pendent was nothing big. Too bad he did the exact opposite.
"Oh, yeah, su-" Before Anzu could finish her sentence, Yami Yuugi started yelling.
"Ahh! My ass! A fish is trying to eat my ass! Help!" Shrieked the thief as he jumped up and down while waving his hands in the air.
"You better check again. Your ass is just up against a plant." Anzu burst into laughter.
"I knew that! I was just testing you!" He gave a fake laugh.
"And here I thought the thief Yami Yuugi was strong, serious and ruthless...But you're just a big joke!" She continued to laugh.
"Yeah, I'll let that comment slide!" Yami Yuugi did another fake laugh.
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"Looks like its gotten dark so we're gonna have to sleep here." Spoke the thief as he stepped out from the bushes wearing his now dry clothes.
"Alright." Said Anzu as she put out the fire. "But get to a town tomorrow. You do not know what it's like walking around in a dress torn short with high heels."
"Well then you should have worn something more appropriate." Retorted Yami Yuugi.
"Like I could go buy something in the middle of the night with no disguise while the whole town was looking for you." Anzu mumbled in anger.
It was night now. However that didn't mean it was really dark outside. There were a bunch of stars in the sky. So you could say they were like nightlights. Ooh, how special.
"Do you think one day someone will catch you?" Asked Anzu as she laid down next to her new friend.
"Nah." He replied as he put his hands behind his head cris-cross, or whatever the hell you call it.
"Goodnight Yuugi."
"Goodnight Anzu."
It was pretty warm outside. Not too hot, not too cold. It was like having a blanket on you-Just right.
"Hey Anzu." Yami Yuugi suddenly spoke.
"Yes?" Asked the former princess in a slightly annoyed tone while she had her eyes closed. She was tired and wanted to sleep after all.
"What would you do if we woke up in the morning and found out we had some-how switched bodies?" The young twit asked innocently. It would be no surprise if Anzu asked herself why the hell this guy was so random.
"I'd kill myself."
"Hey!" Yelled Yami Yuugi in response to her offensive comment. Offensive to him that is.
To Be Continued
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R&r!
Chapter 2: "Forced" Pit stop
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
-
After the secret get away from the Kingdom of Maza. Yami Yuugi and his new companion, Anzu, started to head to the next closest town. Why you ask? Because they can! Plus, it was either that or have Yami Yuugi killed off and have the series end. But I choose not to kill him so be lucky.
We find our heroes...Having a snack?
"Hey I was hungry so we stopped!" Protested the one and only ass, Yami Yuugi.
"Yeah...Stopped and ate all our emergency food! You made me carry it all this time and you didn't even let me have some!" The run-away princess, Anzu said.
"I told you; I would have carried the food and gold but I wanted to save my strength in case bad guys show up. Which is why I didn't." Yami Yuugi flashed a grin at Anzu then finished eating a banana that he held in his hand.
"Oh yes, how could I forget the lame ass excuse you gave me." Replied Anzu as she rolled her eyes.
"Man, Anzu...You smell." The thief plugged his nose.
"Uh, no. That's you." The young female gave Yami Yuugi an annoyed/angered stare while trying to refrain from smacking him into pieces.
"Oh...Hehe..." He stood up off the rock he was sitting on and entered in the forest.
"Come on, Anzu." Motioned Yami Yuugi as he looked back at her.
"Why Yami Yuugi?" Asked the brunette as she quickly followed him.
"My sexy powers are telling me there is a lake around here." Whispered the thief in a strong sounding voice. "Oh and look! There's a lake over there!" He pointed.
"Oh and you can just call me Yuugi. People added the 'yami' to my name since they think I'm a demon." He quickly added.
"I could see that lake from where you were sitting, so don't try to amaze me with your bull shit." Anzu crossed her arms.
"You enjoy putting down my confidence in myself, don't you?" He asked sarcastically.
"I'm gonna take a bath in the lake now..." He trailed off then grinned evilly.
"You need to take one as well, don't you, Anzu?" He continued to grin while his face turned red. And it wasn't red from embarrassment.
"Sorry to disappoint you, perv, but I took a shower before we left my castle." She shot back.
"So that's why you took so long in the bathroom..." The thief put his hand on his chin, then looked like he was in a thinking position. "I thought you got constipated or something." Laughed Yami Yuugi.
"Jerk!" Screamed Anzu as she smacked Yami Yuugi in the lake.
"You could at least let me take off my clothes before you did that!"
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"Are my clothes dry yet?" Asked Yami Yuugi as he stood in the lake.
"Uh, no." Anzu replied rudely.
The sun was setting and Yami Yuugi had still not finished his 'bath.' This was due to the fact that his clothes were still not dry. But you already knew that, didn't you? Even know his clothes were over a fire, they still couldn't dray fast. Too bad there was no dryer.
"So why are you still wearing that golden triangle pendent thing while you're in the lake?" Questioned Anzu out of curiosity and to strike a conversation.
"Er, uh, nope! It's nothing really! Trust me!" Yami Yuugi waved his hands in the air franticly while talking fast. It looked like he was trying to act like the mysterious pendent was nothing big. Too bad he did the exact opposite.
"Oh, yeah, su-" Before Anzu could finish her sentence, Yami Yuugi started yelling.
"Ahh! My ass! A fish is trying to eat my ass! Help!" Shrieked the thief as he jumped up and down while waving his hands in the air.
"You better check again. Your ass is just up against a plant." Anzu burst into laughter.
"I knew that! I was just testing you!" He gave a fake laugh.
"And here I thought the thief Yami Yuugi was strong, serious and ruthless...But you're just a big joke!" She continued to laugh.
"Yeah, I'll let that comment slide!" Yami Yuugi did another fake laugh.
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"Looks like its gotten dark so we're gonna have to sleep here." Spoke the thief as he stepped out from the bushes wearing his now dry clothes.
"Alright." Said Anzu as she put out the fire. "But get to a town tomorrow. You do not know what it's like walking around in a dress torn short with high heels."
"Well then you should have worn something more appropriate." Retorted Yami Yuugi.
"Like I could go buy something in the middle of the night with no disguise while the whole town was looking for you." Anzu mumbled in anger.
It was night now. However that didn't mean it was really dark outside. There were a bunch of stars in the sky. So you could say they were like nightlights. Ooh, how special.
"Do you think one day someone will catch you?" Asked Anzu as she laid down next to her new friend.
"Nah." He replied as he put his hands behind his head cris-cross, or whatever the hell you call it.
"Goodnight Yuugi."
"Goodnight Anzu."
It was pretty warm outside. Not too hot, not too cold. It was like having a blanket on you-Just right.
"Hey Anzu." Yami Yuugi suddenly spoke.
"Yes?" Asked the former princess in a slightly annoyed tone while she had her eyes closed. She was tired and wanted to sleep after all.
"What would you do if we woke up in the morning and found out we had some-how switched bodies?" The young twit asked innocently. It would be no surprise if Anzu asked herself why the hell this guy was so random.
"I'd kill myself."
"Hey!" Yelled Yami Yuugi in response to her offensive comment. Offensive to him that is.
To Be Continued
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R&r!