Master Thief Yami Yuugi

Chapter 3: Arrival at Kaiba Kingdom

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.

It was a average day. The birds were chirping, the grass was green, the water was all sparkly, the sun was being bright and annoying, people around the world were dying from hunger, villains were killing innocent people and average 1 out of 5 males were cheating on their wives.

Yep. It was just an average day.

"Jeez Anzusa! Would you hurry up already!" Yami Yuugi, the world's greatest thief hollered behind him where his female companion was barely keeping up.

"Dammit! If you want me to hurry then at least carry some of this stuff with me!" Anzu yelled back.

"I told you already, I don't carry anything I--"

"Oh and my name is not Anzusa! It's ANZU! We've been traveling together for two days and you still can't remember my name?!" The fact that Yami Yuugi still couldn't remember her name made Anzu pretty ticked off.

"Well maybe if you had a name that wasn't so hard to remember then I would have remembered it!" Not wanting to look like an idiot, the master thief continued to make up BS as to why he forgot her name. Too bad Anzu already knew he was a complete moron.

"How hard is it?! AN-ZU. ANZU. A-N-Z-U!" All the anger that resided in Anzu that she had from Yami Yuugi being so annoying just splurted all out at that moment without her even thinking. It was like someone just vomited without even trying to stop themselves from it happening.

"God, I didn't know you would be so annoying..." Yami Yuugi started.

"Me?! Annoying?! It is YOU!" She continued to yell at her friend.

Anzu continued to yell and shout as she stood there. Her face was all red and her eyes were closed as she did it. If I were her I would have done the same too. By judging how the theif acted, it's about time someone bitched to him.

"...But....This is meaningless, you know?" Suddenly Anzu's voice became softer. "Were not supposed to fight...We are mature people...We should be able to talk this out..." She re-opened her eyes to face Yami Yuugi, but she found no one in sight.

"Yuugi? Yuugi!" Anzu looked to her left and to her right continually. She was trying to figure out where he had went off too. She then looked behind her and the brunette saw Yami Yuugi running down the dirt path holding all the things she once held.

"You bastard! How dare you run away from me!" Anzu shouted as she darted after her partner. Although she was still in high heels, she was gaining on him pretty fast. That is, until Yami Yuugi noticed she was running after him so he decided to actually run his fastest.

As soon as the battle of the bitchyest finished, they had arrived at the next kingdom they were journeying to from the start; The Kaiba kingdom.

"Wow! Look at this place!" Yami Yuugi said in awe.

"What? What's so great about it?" Asked Anzu. "My kingdom looks similar to this one."

"No, I am just amazed because the last time I came here I totally wrecked this place. I mean there was nothing, and I mean nothing, left standing." Yami Yuugi said proudly.

"Figures." Mumbled Anzu.

So Yami Yuugi kept walking on to the entrance, but Anzu stopped.

"Hey..." Yami Yuugi turned around to look at his friend. "Why have you stopped?"

In response Anzu's face just reddened as she looked at the floor while gripping her ruined dress.

"What? What is it?" The thief seemed to become a bit concerned.

Anzu mumbled.

"Huh?" Yami Yuugi said as he walked to her.

"My clothes..." She continued. "...They are torn and trashy looking....I can't go in there looking like this..." Her face reddened even more from embarrassment.

"Ah so that's why." He replied as he chuckled. "Here, take this." He said as he set down the items he was carrying then removed his cap and put it on Anzu's shoulders.

"This way...." He picked up the items on the floor. "No one will see your ruined clothes!" He grinned like a little boy.

"Thank...you..." She choked out. She didn't dare to lift her head up. This was because her face has become even more red. Hmmm...I wonder why?

"...But you know...." Yami Yuugi lifted his finger that was on his left hand. "...Even if you are wearing that people will still think you look trashy." He let out a loud laughter from his joke. Typical of him to ruin any moment he could.

"You jerk!" She smacked Yami Yuugi from the rude joke he had just said and laughed at.

"I was only kidding. Really, I was." He rested his hand on his cheek to try to make the pain go away as he called out to Anzu as she walked toward the entrance to the kingdom.

"Hn!" Was all Anzu said as she kept walking.

"Hey wait!"

When they got into the Kaiba kingdom the first thing they started to look for was a clothing shop. This was obviously because Anzu wanted a new outfit.

"Hey, let's go into this shop!" Anzu pointed to a clothing shop that contained cool looking clothes.

"It says they also sell weapons!" She added.

"No...thanks..." The tone of Yami Yuugi's voice was weird sounding. "I think I'll just wait out here..."

"Um, okay." Anzu gave him a weird facial expression then proceeded go enter in the shop.

'That was strange. I've never heard him speak in that tone before...' Thought Anzu as she entered in the shop.

'But then again...She did have his huge scarf covering most of his head...Except for his eyes, nose and mouth...Maybe because there is 'wanted' posters of him around the whole kingdom he didn't want anyone to recognize him so he decided to not enter in....'

"Welcome!" An old man greeted the young princess Anzu.

"Oh! Hello!" Anzu smiled.

"Welcome to my shop...Is there any specific thing you are looking for?" The old man asked kindly.

"Well not really. I'm just browsing for a new outfit." Anzu replied.

"Oh, I assure you, you will find something of your tastes here. Let me know when you are ready." He finished as he walked over to behind the counter.

"Alright." Anzu smiled once more then began to look at the selection of clothes the store had.

'Man, that old guy is short.' Wondered Anzu.

"You aren't from around here, are you?" The old man asked.

"Nope. I'm a traveler!" Anzu grinned at what she had said. Being a traveler was something she always wanted to do but never had the chance until now. It's kinda a cliche if you think about it. Princesses wanna be free from their castles and go see the world while people whoare poor wanna be in the royal family and be surrounded by riches for life. Can't anyone be happy with what they have? ...Nope.

"Ah, how interesting." The store owner thought aloud. "I have never seen a traveler that was a pretty young girl."

"Well! I'm one of a kind!" Anzu laughed.

"Hehe..." The old man said in response.

"Ooh, this outfit is perfect!" Anzu said with joy as she took it off the rack and walked over to the register.

"How much is this?" The female friend of Yami Yuugi asked.

"Ah, you have good taste. This is 500 gold coins." The old man chuckled.

"Oh okay...And these matching boots?"

"200 gold coins." He responded in a kind way.

"Wow. I'm gonna go broke. Hehe...." She said as she handed the short old man 700 gold coins.

"If you have this kind of money for your age, I bet you will have no problem making it again." He laughed.

"Do you have somewhere where I could put this on?" She asked.

"Yes of course. Right behind that curtain over there." He pointed behind him.

"Thanks!"

Finally! After all that Anzu had finally gotten a new outfit! Let's all clap for Anzu, shall we? what? No one wants to clap? Well fine then! I'll just clap! I say good day to you.

"Wow. I really like this outfit!" Anzu admired the clothes she was wearing as she walked bad to the front of the register.

"It looks wonderful on you." The old man smiled.

"Oh! I just remembered! I would like to buy a sword too!" Anzu then remembered that she wanted to buy a sword. But you already knew that she remembered to buy a sword before I said that because she said that she wanted to buy a sword too.

"I have mediocre ones on display. But if you would like one with fine craftsmen ship, then this is the one for you." He said as he pulled out a long black box then opened it to reveal a dead body! DUN DUN DUN! Alright, fine, it was just a cool looking sword.

"I'll buy it! How much?" Anzu said quickly. She was so amazed at the sight and the beauty of the sword she just had to have it!

"It is 1000 gold coins. But, since you are a pretty looking girl, I'll sell it to you for 800." The old man smiled.

'What is with this old guy...?' Anzu forced a smile.

"Alright! I'll take it!" She said then handed him 800 gold coins.

"Thank you for your business and I hope you have a nice day!" He smiled once more. One can only wonder why he kept smiling. He's a robot I tell you! A robot!!

"Alright I will!" Anzu waved as she headed for the exit. Before she left she saw something that made her want to ask the old man something. It was a 'Wanted' picture of Yami Yuugi.

"Excuse me?" Anzu said as she walked back to the old man.

"Yes?"

"Do you know why that thief Yami Yuugi wears that golden triangle shaped pendent around his neck?" Maybe now she can finally know about it. The suspense was killing into my kitchen for some thing to drink and I will explain everything about him." He said as he motioned Anzu to a door that led to his kitchen.

"Everything about him?" Anzu's eyes widened. This was it. She would now get to know everything that was suspicious about her friend, the greatest thief ever; Yami Yuugi.

To Be Continued

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