Master Thief Yami Yuugi
Chapter 6: The Legendary purple Cookbook with Golden stars
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh and Pokemon.
"You know..." Anzu-but-really-Yami-Yuugi started as he approached the prince. Each step he took made Seto tremble. He wasn't trembling in fear; it was in shock of seeing Yami Yuugi's voice come out of Anzu's mouth. Oh and you can't forget he was also shocked that all that hard work of trying to kill Yami Yuugi was worthless since now he was in a new body.
"...If Anzu were not here with me today, I would have died. I'll have to thank her after I kill you." He smirked.
"You won't kill me...I'll take you down!" Seto hollered as he clenched the base of his sword tightly. He was about to dart at his rival to kill him, but before he did he saw the thief that was in Anzu's body do something incredible.
By just using his hand, Yami Yuugi was able to use Black magic to strike all of Seto's guards and kill them. How could he have successfully done such a thing?
"Hehe...It seems Anzu knows some Black Magic...But all that power I just used is hidden...Strange...Looks like she isn't aware of her hidden power." Yami Yuugi spoke to himself.
"You idiot! Of course she can't tap into it! She has no battle experience! If she did then she would know how to use that power. You were able to use that power since you know how to!" Seto gritted his teeth. From the looks of it, this situation looked like it wasn't going to be in favor to the young handsome prince. The strength of power, and his mind would have to be both used if he wanted to at least have a chance to win this battle. And I would know this because I have watched a lot of anime. Trust me on this one, anime knows all.
"Duh! I knew that! I was just making it look like I didn't know to fool you!" He retorted. Of course they both knew he was lying to make it look like he was smart. Yami Yuugi was always like that so it wasn't anything new.
"See if you can dodge this!" At the moment he uttered those words, Seto bolted in Yami Yuugi's direction.
"Nice try." He replied and moved aside from Seto's attack as if he was floating water. Ooh, how exotic.
"Oh, but you weren't my target." He stopped and pointed the sharp edge of his sword to a body on the floor--Yuugi's body.
"God dammit!" He cursed! "Why didn't I see that coming!" The thief smacked his forehead, er, Anzu's forehead.
"Too bad you didn't, because now I've won!" He cackled evilly. "What will you do? Will you let me get away, or will you kill me, only to have your host's body destroyed?"
"Hm, tough choice..." He began to ponder.
"But I think I'll have to go get a free icee from that stand over there first!" He laughed, then ran over and got a free icee.
"Damn! I want an icee too! But I can't leave this kid alone...Choices, choices..." Seto started to think hard. Now this was a tough choice, finally beat his enemy, or go have a refreshing yummy icee. And yes, I too wonder why I wrote 'yummy' too.
"Hah!" Anzu, er, Yami Yuugi, what, he's not in Yuugi's body so it would be Yami Anzu. Yes! Yami Anzu! So Yami Anzu cackled.
"While you were busy thinking...I went and got my treasure that you stole from me!" She laughed some more.
"Damn you!" Seto spat.
"Oh, and while you said that, I got my host's body back." She stuck her tongue out.
"That's it, you're dead!" The prince then threw a chair at Yami Anzu's head.
"Ow!" Yami Anzu yelped as she held on to face. Moments after the pain drifted away she glared at Kaiba.
"Okay, who throws a chair?" She looked at him with a pissed off face. "Seriously!"
"Alright, alright..." Seto sighed in defeat. "I'll let you go escape if you just give me back the treasure, okay?"
"Hell no! The purple cookbook with golden stars that has every recipe imaginable is my treasure, not yours!" Yami Anzu shot back with anger. It really was her cookbook, it really was!
"Stupid Yuugi! It is mine!" He screamed back.
"No! And to prove I am the best cook in the world, I'm gonna go cook now!" She laughed evilly and ran off with the cookbook.
"No!" Seto screamed again as he ran after Yami Anzu.
Okay, a purple cookbook with golden stars on it as the greatest treasure to them? A cookbook?
What the Fuck were they thinking?
"They were thinking it was great." One dead guard spoke.
"And that it had a recipe for cake." Another chimed in.
"Also that they could bake." Said another.
"Okay, okay, we get the damn point!" The bloody Yuugi arose from the floor. "Now can we all go back to being dead like normal people!"
"Fine." All the guards sighed.
"Good." and with that said, Yuugi fell back down on the floor lifelessly in his own pool of blood.
Meanwhile in a distant galaxy which was far far away...Which is right over there in the next room, the biggest cookout battle of the century had begun!
"Lets see..." Yami Yuugi-Anzu...Ah screw it. Let's just go back to 'Yami Yuugi.' It is him after all just in Anzu's body...Yes, I'm indecisive. Actually, I just prefer saying 'Yami Yuugi'...And I'm indecisive.
"First you...Turn on the stove..." Yami Yuugi turned on the stove. "Next, I look at the cookbook so I can make something fantastico!" Stupid Yami Yuugi and his random Spanish words...
But! The cookbook was gone from the counter! It was gone! It really was! It was there, but now it isn't. The cookbook was sitting there, but now it wasn't! It was lying there, but now it--(Gets impaled to death)
Moving on...
"I have the cookbook you stupid little boy...girl..." Seto looked dumbfounded for a second, but only for a second! "...Uh boy-girl. Yes! You are a stupid boy-girl!" He laughed in victory as he held the cookbook.
"Give me the damn cookbook." The thief ordered.
"Fine." Seto handed it back to him.
And then there was a moment of silence.
"Hey, I want it back!" After realizing he truly was a complete idiot, Seto, a prince might I remind you, had to redeem himself or he would be doomed for all of eternity.
And so they fought. Then fought some more, and even more. I'm no good at fighting descriptions, and plus I am feeling lazy at the moment (aren't I always?) so I'm trying to make this seem funny so you all will go "Oh it's okay she isn't doing the right thing by writing the fighting scene like any good writer because she is so funny!" Yes, we are all guilty of doing this sort of thing at some point; I'm just guilty of it more often.
While they were fighting there just happened to be a glass full of gasoline next to the fire on the stove. How convenient you could say. I hope they don't knock it over and cause a--
"Shit! Look what you did you stupid piece of trash! You knocked the cup of gasoline into the fire!" The handsome sexy irresistible well built prince of the land of Kaiba, Seto said.
"Hey!" Seto yelled at the screen. "You forgot to say I was also intelligent! You can't forget that when you are fully describing me like that! I specifically said to describe me in this chapter as 'the handsome sexy irresistible well built intelligent prince of the land of Kaiba, Seto.' Do it right next time!" He puffed in anger.
What an ass…
"I didn't do it! You pushed me into it!" Yami Yuugi defended himself from Seto's earlier comment targeted at him.
"Oh yeah sure, that's what they all say…then BAM! Fire!" Seto crossed his arms in satisfaction from being the best.
Like all clichés, they fought with each other instead of putting out the fire, which caused the fire to spread all over the kitchen. Oh, and Yuugi somehow was there too. And he somehow had gasoline on him. He was on the counter and his body caught on fire.
"No! Little bugger!" Yami Yuugi called out in horror from what he saw before his eyes. He ran to Yuugi, in slow motion might I add to add dramatic-ness to the scene.
"No! My cookbook!" Said Seto as he witnessed the cookbook burn to pieces since he wasn't paying attention to it.
In order to save Yuugi, Yami Yuugi, who was still in Anzu's body...Hey, hey, don't look at me like that. It's not like I think you're dumb that you might have forgot that he was still in Anzu's body, it is just I was thinking you were a bit forgetful while reading this. Okay, so I think you're dumb...Just kidding...Really I was, get that knife away from me you pack of crazy readers.
And so Mokuba-chan died that day. Not from the pack of readers, but from Yami Bakura from the story Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil. This is because he told her never to appear in her own fanfics again, but she did not listen and she kept doing it, so she had to die for it.
"Holy crap! I don't know how to save him!" Yami Yuugi screamed like a girl. He really didn't know how to save little Yuugi.
Seto slapped Yami Yuugi. "Calm yourself down! He may be already dead!" He put his hands on Yami Yuugi's shoulders.
"What! But how?" He asked in confusion.
"Look, I'll be honest with you; Yuugi could have already been dead when I stabbed him, he could have already been dead when he was put on fire, or he could have been dead when you decided to stomp on him to put the fire out, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention." Seto let go of his rival.
"But..." Yami Yuugi put his finger out in one of those 'I know' poses, "I do know something; your castle is being burned down."
"WHAT?" Seto's eyes went bloodshot red and his body got all twitchy.
"It's too late, Seto." Yami Anzu (I changed my mind so mleh) put her hands on Seto's shoulder and spoke to him. It was her turn to be the one to calm him down. "We gotta get out of here before we all die."
"Oh alright." Seto's mood suddenly changed from mad to normal. Very odd how they can be persuaded easily, eh?
"But, I have to tell you, it is really weird hearing your voice come out of a girl's body." He said as if he was saying something normal.
Yami Anzu then glared at him.
"Hey, I just thought you should know." Seto continued to act as if nothing was wrong.
Just then a guy with black hair came rushing in. He was most likely one of Seto's important workers. Oh and he was also holding a box full of different dices. "Hey! My name's Otogi and I just thought you should know that before I told you guys that the castle is collapsing!" With that said, Otogi ran off.
"Holy crap! We gotta get outta here!" Yami Anzu grabbed Yuugi's body and ran out the door.
"Wait for me!" Seto ran after Yami Anzu.
After they got out of the kitchen...
"Aah! Aah!" Yami Yuugi-who-was-still-in-Anzu's-body screamed as he was rolling on the castle floor on fire.
"I told you that you didn't have super powers so jumping in that fire would be stupid." Seto shook his head in disgust.
"You're right!" Yami Yuugi jumped up as if he just recovered. "We still gotta get out of here!" He picked up Yuugi's body then started to run to the exit again.
"My...Castle...Not...My castle..." Seto gritted his teeth as he was to his knees on the floor bawling like a little pussy.
"Ah come on, don't be sad." Yami Yuugi gave Seto a slap on the back which caused him to choke on his spit for a moment. "Look, the fire is all put out and your castle is still standing, and we got out alive. Sure your home is a little beat up, but nothing but a little forced manual labor can't fix this baby." He approached the castle and patted the wall as a form of comfort or something for the castle. I don't know, I can't tell what that guy does.
"Just let me recollect myself!" Seto said with great discomfort in his voice. It seems the prince was a little crybaby and wanted to hide it from the person he hated most.
But before you could say "fleas are people too" the castle collapsed all in one…. In only one second! Talk about a new record for castles that collapse after being almost burned down.
Yami Yuugi's mouth fell open in total shock. He then turned around to see Seto's thoughts on what just happened, but Seto had his back turned to his now totally gone castle since he was still on his knees trying to "recollect himself."
"Ahahahahaha!" Laughed Yami Yuugi in a playful sarcastic kinda way. "Well Seto, you should get going now, but be sure not to stare at your castle...Might, uh, you know...Bring bad luck to look at it, yeah that's it..." He finished.
"I guess you're right." Seto stood up and turned around to face Yami Yuugi, since, you know, he was talking to him, but big mistake! (Insert dramatic music) He saw what happened to his castle.
"Well, I guess I should get going now." Yami Yuugi picked up Yuugi's body and proceeded to walk off proudly, well, a fake kinda proud to make himself look tough so he wouldn't get his ass snapped in half by Seto.
"Oh no you don't! You're gonna pay for all this right now!" Seto growled.
"What! I can't afford to pay for all this damage!" He shouted.
"I accept cash, checks and all major credit cards." Seto ignored Yami Yuugi as he held out his hand for the payment he was expecting.
"I can't pay you back, jeez, are you listening?" Yami Yuugi sighed in frustration.
"Well then, I'll just be following you on your journeys until you can pay me back." Seto glared at him.
"Ya know this is like that one episode on Pokemon where Ash ruined Misty's bike and then she said she would follow him until he paid her back." Yami Yuugi pointed out.
"Would you shut up!" Seto's head got bigger as he yelled. Just like in anime!
"Okay, okay, if we're gonna be traveling together now, you gotta help me. Once I take of the puzzle I need you to put it back on Yuugi." He pointed to Yuugi.
"Yeah okay, got it." Seto nodded.
So blah blah blah, he took off the puzzle and Anzu went back to her old self.
"Whoa, what happened?" Anzu put her hand on her head.
"Nothing, nothing at all." Seto replied with suspicion in his eyes. Of course there was suspicion in his eyes! He was lying! He was supposed to put the puzzle back on Yuugi!
And then Yuugi miraculously arose! Fully healed! How does he do that?
"I'm fully healed!" Yuugi jumped up with a boost of energy.
Anzu turned around once she heard that unfamiliar voice coming from Yuugi. It was unbelievable to her. She was finally standing in front of the real Yuugi; The real Yuugi that supposedly hadn't been out from being controlled by the thief in the puzzle for a long time.
"Wait a sec..." The young Yuugi blinked. "...I'm free..."
Meanwhile in the Millennium puzzle...
"Hey!" The thief called out, "Seto! You were supposed to put the puzzle back on Yuugi! Seto!"
"So like, what's up with the title of this chapter?" Anzu asked Seto and Yuugi as they walked. "I mean come on, couldn't have there been a better title?"
"Yeah I agree." Yuugi replied.
And so with Seto's castle in ruins, the trio of unlikely partners walked down the path of golden sparkly ness to head on to the next town they could find other stuff to do to make the story go on.
To Be Continued
NOTE: Sorry I haven't updated lately, I've just been really busy, and plus, I just got better from being sick so I have a lot of catching up to do with homework. It is very close to the end of the school year for me so I am trying my best to catch up.
R&r please.