A/n: Heh, like AC said: Anti fairies sure are the outcasts of the society! ...or at least the society of the Fairy- and Anti Fairyworld. Not fair, I know…

Later that night, Anti Cosmo lay still in Anti Foxy's bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking.

At moments as this, most of the questions that dared to pop up in his head were something like the "what's the meaning of life"-kind. But now he had other questions which popped up in his head… Questions that were about the stupidity of his wife.

Because WHY on EARTH or Fairyworld or Anti Fairyworld…had he a certain weakness for her! Anti Wanda wasn't beautiful, smart and easy to live with… and yet…

Wait! Why exactly didn't she ditch him! He never was kind to her, he never slept with her, he never kissed her, and what's even odder…Anti Wanda should know he was cheating on her! Even she should have found out why he always sleeps with Anti Foxy! She was an idiot, but not a light-headed one!

And still, she stayed. She just didn't leave. No matter how he nagged and barked and yelled at her, she would always be there if he came home again. Smiling, grinning, setting the kitchen on fire, cheering that she had fetched him some cookies. Or cheering she had broken an expensive painting of Mondriaan. Heh.

Anti Cosmo rubbed over his chin. Hey, why didn't HE leave HER, for God's Sake! She was no good, she was way too peppy, and she was just so alike his counterpart Cosmo…brrr…awful…

But no. No, the longer he thought about leaving Anti Wanda, the worse he began to feel. He had betrayed his wife many, MANY times and even fell in love with another Anti fairy, but… she had something…something special… Mind you, he didn't know WHAT she had! …but it was enough to prevent him from dumping her.

'No, I DO know why I'm staying with her and she's staying with me, old chap…' Anti Cosmo then muttered to himself, and sighted. Oh, it must have been at least 9.995 years ago, but he still could remember that day like it was just yesterday…

The wedding of his counterpart Cosmo and his wife, the charming Wanda. Lovely lady. Anti Cosmo always had said that to whomever who wanted to hear it: Wanda sure was quite a dish. Cosmo apparently agreed with that, or else he wouldn't have married her on the first place. Duh.

…and with the wedding of these two lovebirds, he and Anti Wanda had to marry on the same moment like their counterparts. Not very fair, but nothing in the Anti Fairyworld was fair, or else Anti Cosmo hadn't become such an evil and frustrated genius.

It was TERRIBLE! Even now, almost 10.000 years later, he thought it was an awful experience. Anti Wanda was worse than he thought he would be. She was chewing on her bridal bouquet, and a few moments later, she was flossing her teeth with HIS tie (yes, he wore a TIE on his weddings day/funeral)!

Cosmo and Wanda were dead happy with each other, he had noticed that before. They kissed really passionately when Cupid (ugh, Anti Cosmo HATED that guy) bounded them for life and told them to.

'Oh no,' Anti Cosmo had told to himself in silence back then, '…I HOPE those fellows don't expect ME to kiss that creature! No way! Just drop dead, the all of you!' He just kept his gaze down, to the ground. There was a neat carpet, in the little church. Yes, a really nice carpet it was.

…but when the annoying God of Love tittered to him that he could "kiss the bride", he slowly turned his head to his bride anyway.

He heard his counterpart having a great time, kissing Wanda. The jerk. Then Anti Wanda. He saw she somehow had realized he wasn't quite happy to marry her. She was just standing next to him, pretty silent (especially for her!), fumbling on her dress. Didn't say a word.

Anti Cosmo had been bored, so he watched her ruin her dress, as she suddenly looked up. Annoyed. "Couldn't he watch …to something else?" she probably thought.

In the moment they glared at each other, Anti Cosmo almost read in her eyes what she thought about him. He could seriously see it. And it wasn't pretty. He saw Anti Wanda didn't feel pretty comfortable, with that creepy, mean-looking guy next to her…

One thing he also saw in that short moment was that she had really nice eyes. Very impressive. He should almost say they were beautiful. But since he was somebody who was way too selfish for that, he didn't say it. Nope, not a single compliment she would get.

Once he had seen her eyes, he had found himself in agreeing (at last) to give Anti Wanda that single kiss anyway. It was just a kiss, nothing special, right? She gained at least one kiss then, in her really long life. Yay.

He hated to admit it, but…that kiss wasn't that bad. Very curious indeed! He actually liked it, kissing her, in spite of her unpractical teeth. Anti Wanda was quite shocked when he lifted her head and kissed her anyway, she certainly hadn't expect THAT!...

When he pulled back, he noticed she not longer glared at him like "I-don't-like-you". Nope, she gazed and stared at him, like he was her first crush and love of her life! He never saw somebody changing her opinion that fast!

When he had seen her blushing and giggling after the kiss, he felt he also was slowly getting red cheeks. Bright red ones. What was strange, since he never had blushed out of shyness before…

A really short minute, they had stared at each other and they stupidly grinned to each other, and just when Anti Cosmo thought like "Hey, maybe she isn't so bad, after all"…

…the ICEMAN of DOOM (who was sitting back in the church) opened his yap!

'FRESH ICE! ICY COLD ICE! IN EVERY TASTE YA CAN MAKE UP!'

'What the hell!' Anti Cosmo had thought, because that REALLY was a bad timing!

Anti Wanda immediately tore her gaze of Anti Cosmo away, and turned around. 'YAY! ICE!' she had tittered, and climbed over her husband, rushing and dashing to the back of the church! That wasn't even so bad, but she left a load of tracks behind her!

She had made a big mess of the whole church, her beautiful dress was caught behind the pews, and so she ruined her outfit too, and the guests were totally freaking out in there!

…except Anti Cosmo's mother. She warbled constantly "what a lovely couple" he and Anti Wanda were. She was nuts.

Anti Cosmo was just bewildered. Perplexed. What was he thinking! That Anti Wanda -person was unbelievable stupid! A major twit! A super idiot! A dimwitted dolt! And he was married to her! What a shame…

But he knew he was only confused. Confused because of the only thing he and Anti Wanda had shared together and felt together.

A stupid little kiss!

After Anti Cosmo had noticed these strange feelings he felt for his wife, he had become very careful and insecure about it. Nobody should know about it. It was embarrassing!

So, all of those tiny things of affection he felt towards Anti Wanda… had turned into feelings of annoyance and anger towards her. Plus he treated her really disdainfully. He had put those feelings of affection deep away. Very deep away.

Nobody would notice.

In the night that he and Anti Wanda should have their first…you-know-what, he already decided to cheat on her. So he was having a fling with another, while Anti Wanda was on "their" room, making a crappy drawing about flowers, and slightly missing her husband. Yes, she did. She already was in love with him.

Now, almost 10.000 years later, he still cheated on Anti Wanda…but he also still felt that there was something about her that made him 'not-hating' her. And that was at least something she had managed.

He yawned. Yep, here he was again, thinking about the past and such…man, he better could get some sleep!...So Anti Cosmo closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

The next morning, he got up early, and woke up Anti Foxy.

'Hey, I'm off again, love…I'll call you.'

'…mmmyesssh…buye, honey…' she mumbled in her sleep, and Anti Cosmo chuckled. Then he left her room, and soon enough he was flying back to his own house, on the streets of the Anti Fairyworld.

Strangely enough, he felt pretty jolly! He wondered how that could be. Now he was out of the house of his mistress, the fresh air sure made him happier.

Yes, and the weather was beautiful too.

And there were no tramps on the street, for once.

And he would see his wife pretty soon.

Blast it!

His mood made a drastic change, when he passed by the Gate…

The Gate was the big, iron…gate, which separates the normal Fairyworld with the Anti Fairyworld. Jorgen von Strangle guarded the door, and no Anti fairy was allowed to leave the shitty world they were living in. Anti Cosmo saw the regular fairies smirk, and they waved teasingly to the Anti fairies, which all became mad, of course.

The losers! The jerks! Anti Cosmo gritted his teeth as he flew further. See! His life was horrible! He had a weird life with weird feelings for his weird wife and he had a weird mistress and weird job and…

GAH! This whole world was weird! He wanted to get out of the nonsense, but how…how! He felt so terribly helpless, in spite of his brilliantness…

He was quicker back home than he anted to be, and wanted to enter his house with a sight…until he was caught off guard by joyfully noises.

'…and there goes the neighborhood…' Anti Cosmo groaned, and decided to go round the back, to the back garden where he had heard that playfully noise.

Anti Wanda was sitting and playing on a wooden swing she had made and attached to an old oak herself, and was having a really neat and nice time now, swinging back and forwards.

For Christ's Sake, how many times had he yelled at her she wasn't allowed to do that because the poor tree was as old as the hills! She would KILL the plant one day!

Anti Cosmo almost got hysterical when he saw her playing, but managed to say calm. Sort of. Didn't she hear the tree groaning and didn't she notice her nightdress was blowing up? No. No, she didn't.

'Good Gracious! Stop torturing that poor living creature, you…maniac!' he yelled at Anti Wanda. Anti Wanda looked at him in surprise. Oh1 He was back again!

'Hiya, hon!' she greeted him, before she smacked her face into the tree because she didn't pay attention to the approaching tree.

'Ouch!' she shrieked, pulling her head out of a hole in the tree, and looked dizzy, while giggling '…ooOOOoooh, nice blue and red stars and twinkles!..'

'AARGH!' Anti Cosmo suddenly yelled, when he saw she was just making fun of everything '…I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!'

He turned around and entered his house, furiously breathing in and out.

Anti Wanda sat up, and frowned when she saw him causing terror. Wow, he sure was pissed off today! Even more than usual!

What was his problem!

A/n:…so, next chapter. Wheeee. Hope you like it!