Master Thief Yami Yuugi

Chapter 8: Mr. Thief goes to the bathroom

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.

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"Tra la la la la!" Yami Yuugi skipped around as he was dressed in drag. "My name is Princess Yami Yuugi!" He giggled as he pranced around his newly acquired room in the royal castle. "I love having tea parties! Tee Hee!" He continued to skip around his room.

"Wow. The pieces are all coming together." Seto stood there shocked with wide-eyes. What would he say after witnessing something as odd as that?

"Oh my god! I thought all of you left the room!" Yami Yuugi shrieked.

"Well Apparently I came back. And I feel sorry for myself that I did." And with that said, he left the room feeling very awkward. I'm sure we can all relate to Seto on being in a situation like this. Yep, I'm sure we can.

"You idiot! You're supposed to go meet with your fiancé in like two minutes!" Mai came in pushing Yami Yuugi frantically out of his substitute room.

"Why would princess Meyari meet with her fiancé at like 6:00am in the morning?" Yami Yuugi asked curiously.

"I don't know, it's not like I spy on them...ahem..." Mai coughed, trying to look like she knew nothing...But we all knew she did!

And so they walked down the hall to the courtyard. And they walked some more, until they got to the big fancy door that led to the courtyard. It's not just any ordinary courtyard, it's a ROYAL courtyard. Chew on that for awhile.

"Hey Seto, did you know your name spelled backwards is Otes. Isn't that weird? Otes." Yami Yuugi chatted. "Otes sounds like a cool robot name, or like a game system. From this point on I'm going to call you Otes."

"Shut up you dumbass." Seto grunted.

"Would you quit stalling and go out there!" Mai shoved Yami Yuugi out the door.

"Let's go watch what happens." Anzu suggested.

"Good idea." Seto replied.

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"Tee Hee!" Yami Yuugi ran up like a retard to Malik. "Oh darling!" He called out in the worst girl voice anyone could ever do. You could tell he was making this a whole joke.

"Oh great, now my fiancé is gonna think I'm a complete retard." Princess Meyari slapped her forehead because she felt stupid for letting Yami Yuugi be her. She was hiding behind the bushes near Yami Yuugi and Malik along with Mai and the others.

"Why would you care if the one guy who wants to kill you thought you were a retard?" Mai asked.

"Well if someone is trying to kill you, you might as well make sure they know you are cool. Or something...like that." Meyari said. Obviously she did not know what the hell she was talking about.

"Good morning princess." Malik bowed to Yami Yuugi gracefully. "My...My..." His face turned to disgust as Yami Yuugi came up to him. "...You look...different today my princess."

"Excuse me." Yami Yuugi's eyes widened as he put his hands on his hips. "Are you calling me fat!"

"Oh my god." Mai said in disbelief from what she was seeing.

"No my princess..." Malik blinked in confusion.

"Mmhm. You did not just go there girlfriend!" He snapped his fingers.

"Excuse me?" Malik looked as if someone had just smacked him. Quite literally if you ask me since Yami Yuugi just smacked him.

"I decided just now that we should have our wedding today." He stood up. "I think I'll go tell the others." He walked off.

"Nooo!" Yami Yuugi attempted to run up to him but he slipped on a banana and fell on the floor. Now what are the odds of that happening?

"What am I gonna do! Now I can't goof off anymore because I have limited time!" Yami Yuugi cried like a pussy.

"We've got no time to lose!" A maid came rushing outside. "Princess Meyari! You have to get ready! The wedding is starting now!"

"God dammit." Yami Yuugi made a sour face. Apparently his face went sour from being in the sun too much. Trust me, I know these things. So remember, try not to stay in the sun too long because your face might turn sour. And you wouldn't want that to happen because then one day you will be hungry, and there will be no food around your house and you will decide to eat your face.

"You have to prove he is gonna kill the princess." Mai glared at Yami Yuugi. "NOW."

"Okay...Okay...Jeez..."

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"Oh my dear Malik!" Yami Yuugi ran up to Malik in a girly way. If that didn't prove gayness, I don't know what does.

"Oh my dear Meyari!" Malik ran up to Yami Yuugi. Oddly enough, I mistyped Malik's name as milk above. Good thing I fixed it! Anyway, Malik ran up to the disguised Yami Yuugi in a lovey dovey kinda way, just like Yami Yuugi.

"Malik!" Yami Yuugi jumped into Malik's arms. Once he got to Malik he felt a sharp object almost stab him. A sharp object that is kinda like a knife! Insert dramatic music here

"Oww!" Yami Yuugi backed away from Malik and rubbed his side.

"Oh my!" Malik looked as if he was acting. "It seems my knife was somehow still in my hand pointed directly at you as you came running to me. Sorry about that. What a terrible accident it would have been if you didn't notice!" Malik finished.

"Yeah! I mean that would have been so weird if I died on your-I mean our wedding day." Yami Yuugi felt relieved that he didn't die from that accident.

"I got to go wash my hands, care to join me?" He asked his future wife.

"Shit! He's already started trying to kill you! That was not in his original plan!" Mai jumped. Malik's new plan totally changed everything. And I mean everything! Now their afternoon tea time had to be cancelled since they had to make sure Yami Yuugi wouldn't die while they took their break!

"Isn't odd and annoying there are spelling errors in the last chapter?" Seto brought the taboo topic casually. It is a taboo I tell you! A taboo!

"Yeah, I wish the author would be smarter and check the chapter better before she posts it." Jounouchi yawned.

"This is no time to be breaking the fourth wall! We got to get going!" Mai grabbed the back shirt collars of Jounouchi, Seto, Anzu and Mokuba and ran down the hall to catch up to Malik and Yami Yuugi.

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"There is alot of these '-' in this chapter. Too much switching scenes tsk tsk tsk." Kaiba shook his head in disgust. His disgust was cut short from Mai elbowing him in the stomach.

"Shut up! I'm trying to watch!" She hissed at the prince.

"So like kinda weird that were washing our hands out of a filled bathtub, don't you think?" Yami Yuugi was dazzled by Malik's weird ways of life, but unfortunately he was too stupid to understand that Malik wasn't the kind of person who does weird stuff that is cool. He is the kind of person who tries to kill people in weird ways.

The bathroom was beautiful and very expensive looking. The walls were painted with elegant colors. Of course the colors on the walls just looked like vomit to Yami Yuugi, but you can't expect much from him so no surprise there. The two sat on their knees washing their hands from the bathtub. Malik was to the left of Yami Yuugi for those of you who are just dying to know exactly where they are.

"Um there is a bug on the wall over on your right princess." Malik pointed, which made Yami Yuugi look to his right, which obviously made him not pay attention to Malik, which was a mistake if you haven't caught on yet.

Malik forced Yami Yuugi's head into the water filled tub to attempt to kill his fiancée...Again. After ten seconds of Yami Yuugi kicking and punching frantically in order to try to free himself, Malik finally backed off.

"What the hell!" Yami Yuugi glared at Malik. He was pretty pissed. I mean come on, if someone were trying to kill you, I bet you wouldn't be all fine and dandy about it.

"It was an accident my princess." He bowed gracefully. "My hand slipped, it was fortunate that you were able to get up."

"Wow, that makes two accidents in one day!" Yami Yuugi's eyes lit up in disbelief. He couldn't believe he was almost killed twice in one day--and he wasn't even in a battle! But, his friends could believe that he was almost killed twice because they didn't forget Malik was trying to kill the fake-Meyari. But Yami Yuugi did, but that was already expected.

"You have gotten unusually tall princess." Malik had a confused look on his face.

"All the better to see you my dear!" Yami Yuugi laughed elegantly. Yes, he really did laugh like that. Sad, but true.

"Do you want to go take a walk in the royal garden?" He asked her.

"Nah, I think I'm gonna go to bed-I mean, I think I shall go retire for the day young prince." He showed a small smile. But the inner Yami Yuugi was having a totally different reaction; 'Oh yeah! I can so talk like a princess!' And how he knew, somewhat scares me.

"I don't think this is a good idea anymore." Anzu told her friends. "I think we should have put Seto to do the job instead."

"Hey!" Seto shouted. "You just want me to die instead!"

"Well yeah! You were the one who kept destroying my toys whenever you came to my castle when we were kids!" She shot back defensively.

"I was jealous of all the toys you got, so sue me!"

"Cut the crap!" Mai smacked the two on their heads. "This is no time to be fighting about who should die, you can do that later."

To Be Continued

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