A/n: …and again, thank you, reviewers! (bows even more and almost breaks spine)

To Spiritual Magic: Aw, I love your work too, and you know it, girl! Your newest chapter was very nice! Very very nice! Yay! Good for you! It's even getting suspenseful…ooooh….

To dArkliTE-sPirit: Well, thanks for the compliment! Teehee! I'm glad you think I'm good! Next time, you'll get the television Anti Cosmo destroyed….before he had destroyed it, lol. (By the way, you name is SO DIFFICULT to write correctly! Played a bit with cApS LOcK? That's FUN, Isn'T iT! Teehee!

To Creature of Habit: Thank you very much! Reading your reviews always makes me smile. I'm happy you thought that one scene was adorable: I wanted to think of something original, heh… I just read your new chapter when I write this, and it was beautiful…can't wait for the next one!

To amante fiel: So, you like it? Aw, thank you! (grin grin grin) If you have time, please read! (ow, that sounded stupid…) Anyway, thank you!

During the whole day, Anti Cosmo told Anti Wanda about his frustrations and feelings about…well, almost everything. Except his feelings about her.

He talked a lot. Oh, he sure did talk a lot! But Anti Wanda didn't lose her attention from him. Okay, now and then, she loafed around a bit. But it was rare. Although he talked kind of much and difficult, she bravely stood tall, listening to him carefully. It was important for him to clear his mind on the right way.

It seemed there would be no end to Anti Cosmos preaches! He talked while having breakfast, and even while having lunch!

He complained about their miserable life they were living in the Anti Fairyworld, and how much he hated Jorgen Von Strangle, and complained about Anti Foxy, and their future would be a hell, and he told her how annoying she could be.

Anti Wanda, not Anti Foxy.

Everything just came out. Anti Cosmo kept on talking, encouraged by the patient nodding of his wife. It was fantastic! He loved it! It was a real relief, to unburden him…

After a while, Anti Wanda took off his monocle. Yeah, she did that quite many times a day, once she saw the coast was clear to grab his monocle. She put the thing in her mouth, and sucked on it like it was a dummy. Why the hell she liked to do that was a big mystery to him, but she seemed to enjoy it. She always enjoyed it! Odd. Maybe…it was kind of cute, yes. …though HE was never going to follow her example.

Anti Cosmo noticed she had taken his monocle away from him again, and first glared at her like "give-it-back-you-dolt", but decided to keep his mouth shut about it. Usually, he roared at her she had to give his monocle back if her life was important for her (not that she listened to him then), but now…

Naah. She could have it. She was allowed now to use his monocle as a dummy. She had been very nice, so now was he going to be nice for her too.

Mind you, only for now!...yeah!...he didn't want to…give her false hope or something…

…besides, now Anti Wanda had put his monocle in her mouth, he didn't even want to have it back. She drooled too much on it. Yuck.

It became darker outside again…and Anti Cosmo still wasn't finished. On this moment, he was talking about his unhappily youth and his deepest fear for cheap clothes…when Anti Wanda pulled softly on his waistcoat.

'…Anti Cos? Could ya give me some chocolate milk? I'm kinda thirsty…' Anti Wanda yawned a bit.

Anti Cosmo saw she wasn't only thirsty. She also looked pretty sleepy and drowsy and tired. Quite obvious, if you listen to the babbling of a complaining evil genius whole day long.

'…so?' Anti Wanda looked up at him, '…could I have some? Or should I…'

'No no, it's alright…you can have some drink...' Anti Cosmo put her off his lap, putting her down on the pillow of the sofa, '…just a moment.'

When he entered the kitchen, he heard she sighted: 'Wooooh, ya sure have a lot of troubles and doubts, Anti Cosmo!... And ya sure smell a lot like tea!'

Anti Cosmo smiled while filling her glass (one she made herself -really horrible!) of chocolate milk. '…yes, you know how much I like tea,' he answered from the kitchen, '…and…um…'

He took a deep breath. Come on now, she can't see you anyway. And you know she deserves a sweet word from you. Try it. You know you want it...

'…anyway...thanks for hearing me out, Anti Wanda. It's… a real relief to have told you that. I'm…um…well, to make a long story short, I'm glad you were there for me…you weren't so bad, his time…I mean, you were really annoying! …but just a tiny bit less annoying…know what I mean?'

Gah! He had said it. Anti Cosmo sighted. Good. He hoped she didn't roar with laughter, after the message had arrived in her small brain.

…although she took her time to react on his compliment towards her.

'Anti Wanda?' Anti Cosmo waited for a moment. Nope, she was silent. He shook his head, smiling. Maybe she had put all her attention on an old piece of crisp, lying under the sofa for almost three months…

He listened again. No, it wasn't completely silent…he heard she was snoring a bit. He blinked with his eyes. Was she snoring? He flew back inside the living room, to check if everything was alright with her.

Anti Wanda had fallen asleep on the couch, and indeed, she was enthusiastically busy with kipping. His monocle laid on the floor, in a pool of…drool. Anti Cosmo frowned. He had killed fairies for less than that. Luckily, the glass wasn't broken.

Hm. Better poof a new monocle anyway.

…you know, actually…she was kind of adorable when she was asleep. She had curled herself up against the large pillow of the couch, and seemed to be very peaceful.

Well, then he better put that glass back in the fridge. So he did.

When he came back in the room, Anti Wanda was still asleep. Well, she couldn't spend the night on the couch here… He carefully lifted her up, hoping he wouldn't wake her up: she was pretty cute, asleep…

And she really wasn't that ugly. To be honest…she was quite…pretty!... and neat!...

'…I shall bring you to your bed, okay?...' Anti Cosmo softly suggested, flying out of the room with Anti Wanda into his arms.

'…red parrot…' Anti Wanda mumbled in her sleep, smiling stupidly.

Anti Cosmo sighted. How did she do that, being sweet, funny…and, of course, revolting, on the same time?... What was her secret to be all of that! And why was he vulnerable for it!...

He wanted to fly up the stairs of their house, when somebody knocked on the door. He was shocked that bad, that he almost lost his grip around Anti Wanda! But he managed to keep her in his arms. She just dosed further, having not a care in the world.

With an irritated look on his face, he turned to the door, and opened the wooden thing. It wasn't so easy, now he had Anti Wanda in his arms, but he did it well enough: it worked.

'Hi there, sweetie!' an attractive, sexy voice tittered joyfully. It was Anti Foxy, and her orange eyes looked happily at him…until she noticed he was holding Anti Wanda tightly.

'…well, and I was thinking you hated her to dead!' she sniffed sarcastically. She sure sounded jealous.

Anti Cosmo rolled his eyes, sighting. '…excuse me, but I never said I hated my wife. She…just fell asleep.'

Anti Foxy raised an eyebrow. '…just like that?'

'Just like that. Now I'm going to bring her to bed, so I thought…'

'…you thought you could just have a quick fling with her, before tucking her in? Good luck. Must be a real task to get your tongue passed her teeth. One bite, and say good-bye to your tongue.' Anti Foxy giggled: she could image that happen!

Anti Cosmo glared angrily at her. '…are you coming in, or shall I smack the door right into your face?'

'…oh, is this a bad time?' Anti Foxy gazed sadly at her boyfriend, '…or do I have to come back another time? See, I was lonely, and you didn't call me, and…'

'…it's okay, it's okay…' Anti Cosmo chuckled, '…please, do come in, love: you're always welcome here. You know you are. If you will excuse me, I've got to put my wife on her bedroom…'

'…don't join her, okay?' his mistress called after him, before he disappeared and she went into the living room. Anti Cosmo groaned. What was she doing here! He wanted to go to bed! To sleep!

But it wasn't very decent to sleep while his mistress was sitting downstairs, longing for him so intensely. No, nothing he could change about the situation…

Slowly he flew to Anti Wanda's room. He and his wife never shared a bed together. They slept on different rooms, and Anti Cosmo had the largest one. Anti Wanda didn't really care to have the smallest: as long as she could sleep, it was good. And as long as she could play, of course. She never was bored.

When Anti Cosmo entered his wife's bedroom, his eyes grew big. WHAT A MESS!

Everywhere he looked were cuddle pets, clothes, crayons, and pillows. The window was widely opened, there was an octopus in her fishbowl, and her bed was covered in crisps and chocolate. GASP!

'How is she able to sleep in this dirt!' Anti Cosmo heard him speak to himself, and he put Anti Wanda down on her fluffy hassock. Time to clean this heap of rubbish. He used his magic to get rid of all her garbage in her bed and around it. Fortunately, the window was opened. Yay!

Afterwards, he was satisfied, and nodded. '…much better. I think she will like it, sleeping in a neat room/bed… He carried Anti Wanda to her bed, and carefully laid her down, under the sheets of her bed.

His wife began to shiver terribly, and hunched. Why was it suddenly so cold! '…are you cold? Wait, I'll close the window.' Anti Cosmo said, and after that (you know, closing the window), he tucked Anti Wanda warmly into her bed. Anti Wanda, who had woke up, was surprised when she saw he was tucking her in. Wow!

She began to move around underneath her sheets, until she had found a comfortable position to sleep in. Anti Cosmo folded his arms on his back, patiently waiting until she was finished with that. It was amusing to look how she was trying to find a good position…

'…yes? Are you lying pleasantly?' he finally said. Anti Wanda watched him, feeling a bit happy now he had brought her to bed, '…I'm lying great, hon!...'

'Great.' He approached her a bit, 'I'm glad to hear that. Well…um…have a nice…night, and thank you again for being so supportive, Anti Wanda…'

He hesitated, but then he slowly leaned into her face, and gave her a sweet kiss on her forehead. Anti Wanda blushed, becoming as red as a lobster, and softy yanked on his hair which tickled in her face.

'…night-night, Anti Cozzie!...See ya tomorrow, darlin'!' she smiled.

Darling? Was she even calling him "darling" these days?...

'…yes…I see you tomorrow, sweet…um, I mean, Anti Wanda…good-night…' Anti Cosmo muttered. Then he spun around and went out of the room. At least, that was he trying to do…but he tripped over a ball, and fell down on his face. Wham!

'Are ya okay, hon?' he heard Anti Wanda say, when he tore him from the ground, 'Hm? Yes! Of course!...' Anti Cosmo stammered, getting upright quickly.

She was giggling. He heard her laughing softly, and smiled weakly. '…I said, good-night! Go to sleep, young lady!' He noticed the sunny tone of his voice.

Anti Wanda laughed even more, and chuckled. 'Dun't fall, then!'

He grinned, before flying downstairs. She was funny! Why didn't he ever notice that before?...

His thoughts were about Anti Wanda, for a moment. She would probably fall asleep quite fast, lying in her warm bed, cuddling and hugging with her cuddle pets…

But hey, he had Anti Foxy to cuddle, right!

…Right?

A/n: Shake and be scared: another chapter of DOOM!

…anyway, I hope you will enjoy it a bit! (grins)