A/n: Here I am again, with a brand-new chapter. Whoopee!
To Creature of Habit: Heh, I know Anti Cosmo has been a totally, lying asshole, especially against Anti Wanda! He sure has got something to make up with her, oh yes. And Anti Foxy? She's a real bimbo, isn't she! Lol! She won't come back in the story for a while: Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo are going on a holiday, right! WITHOUT her! But she said she will be back… but that's for later. Anyway, many 'thank-you's' for your LONG review! I love long reviews! (chuckles)
To ThunderWing: Aw, I'm very flattered you eventually like my story, although you don't like the couple! Thank you very much! I hope you're going to like it even more! (grins stupidly)
To Marlee: GREASE! Don't ya just LUV it! And YAY! They KISSED! Sorry, I'm hysterical, heh. I'm so glad you liked that part! I DID TOO!...but enough about my weird taste of cuteness. Hm. Anyways, thank you very very much for your review! I'm going further…I hope I won't disappoint you!
To dl-sPirit: Ah, so you are gonna kill Anti Foxy? (grabs a Tommy gun laughing creepy) I'LL JOIN YA! LET'S SHOOT HER! DESTROY! EVILLLL! …but really, I'm okay, lol! Thank you for your review! (giggles)
To Aerinsoul: Yeah, so you think it's unfair too, right? See! It's just plain mean to be so cruel toward Anti Wanda! All those fangirls are over the freakin' MOON for him, and they toss Anti Wanda aside (wait up, not everybody does…look at Creature of Habit's story!)! Like…DITCH! Oh, that was bad, lol… So THAT's why I'm trying to…well, support her, or something, heh…But yes, I'm happy you have the same opinion as me, and I hope you'll like this chapter! (beware of the fluff…)
While Anti Foxy was heading home and acting really pissed off against everybody she met in the downpour outside (IF she even met somebody who was stupid enough to fly around in the rain), Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda finally stopped kissing.
'…sooooooo, I think that was kinda…funny…' Anti Wanda giggled shyly, after Anti Cosmo had loosen his grip around her, and she cuddled closer to him, '…I guess ya… like me too, right hon?...'
'…oh yes, I suppose I do…' he muttered confused. Had he really just kissed her? Just like that? DID he REALLY do THAT? WHY! Why had he kissed her! Why! Because of her lip? Because he felt sorry and guilty? Or because he…
Anti Cosmo gasped, getting a bit tight in the chest.
…or because he liked her MORE than he thought he would do?...
Anti Wanda didn't notice him freaking out; she just was satisfied and hugged him, feeling happy and dazzled. He had kissed her without even hesitating about it! He just…gave it a try! And he held her! Said sweet things to her! Told Anti Foxy to take a hike! Sometimes life can be soooo sweet! Teehee!
…but(don't you just hate the word 'but'!)… Anti Wanda's smile slowly disappeared from her face. She began to bite on her lower lip again, looking a bit insecure up at Anti Cosmo. He was stroking over her hair, smiling surprised, but happily. Heh, like that would be enough to show her his true feelings!
No…Anti Wanda knew her not-so loyal husband pretty well…he was gooood at hiding his emotions…at least, for his mistresses. Anyway, Anti Wanda was thinking…
…what if he didn't like that kiss? What if he thought it was disgusting? Oh! That would be bad! …and what if Anti Foxy…came back, to continue her rendez-vouses with Anti Wanda's husband? What if Anti Cosmo was just playing a game with her? She had to be sure of that.
…and oh yeah, she had to do something else too.
'…um…say, Anti Cozzie?' she carefully muttered, and drew a bit back. Anti Cosmo wasn't happy with that. He had enjoyed that careful kiss pretty much… but he was too proud to admit he would like to put his arms around her again, and to say he wanted to softly pull her back against his body, and to confess he wanted to caress her, caress her very tenderly…
…but since he was such a stubborn one, he just didn't try to get closer. Instead of that, he nodded businesslike: '…yes, Anti Wanda?'
'…um…' Anti Wanda studied the ground like it was a great piece of art, '…do ya feel sorry fer all those times ya've cheated on me and hurt me with yer snarling?'
'…I do. I really do.' Anti Cosmo answered right away, and also began to stare at the ground. What a fascinating floor!... Why didn't he ever notice that great carpet!...
'…ya mean it?' Anti Wanda looked up again, '…so…ya wanna give it a try?..'
'…well, I'd love to!...but we better start very carefully. I mean, I've been very awful, towards you… we need to reveal our real selves to each other. I'm glad you give me another chance. I'll…do my best, I promise you I will.' Anti Cosmo also looked up, and smiled softly at his wife.
She nodded, frowning. '…even when I'm annoying?'
'Even when you're annoying. I…I like you….the way you are!... Even when you're mad, or cute, or…you know what I mean. I'll do my best to impress you.' Anti Cosmo assured her.
Anti Wanda smiled. 'Okay then!'
Then she suddenly leant into his face, raised her hand… and smacked it across his face! And again! And again! She whacked him all over the place! BANG! SLAP!
'THAT FER BEING SUCH A WHORE-HOPPER! WHO DO YA THINK YA ARE, THAT DON JUAN-GUY, MAYBE? WELL, YER NOT! YER A MAJOR ASSHOLE, AND IF YA EVER HAVE THE GUTS TO CHEAT ON ME AGAIN, I'LL LEAVE YA AND YA WON'T EVER EVER SEE ME AGAIN!' Anti Wanda shouted at him, shaking him to and fro and up and down, like he was a rattle.
'…' Anti Cosmo said, slowly touching his hurt cheeks. Great, beaten by two girls on only one day. What a great day it was.
She wasn't finished yet. 'AM I CLEAR TO YA, MISTER PHILANDERER?' she growled dangerously.
'…you are clear, poppet. Very, very clear. That was a quite lucid moment…for me. I'm sorry. Please…please forgive me…' Anti Cosmo didn't pull back after the outburst of his wife. He…um…well, he could understand why she was so hysterical.
Instead of getting scared and dashing away from her, he wrapped his arms around his panting and surprised wife: she couldn't realize she had hit him! Three times! She wasn't proud of it…he hadn't ever hit her, and she just slapped him!...and still, he wanted to hold her!...
So she looked up at him in embarrassment. '…um…sorry fer that…' Anti Wanda was still wheezing a bit and Anti Cosmo softly squeezed in her arm. '…no no, you were absolutely right!... Good thing you hit me, I was already beginning to worry!...'
'…ya did?' she blushed, relieved that he seemed to accept her lash out. Anti Como nodded quietly, and kissed her quickly on her cheek. '…well, I can tell from your face that you're bit tired, aren't you… So why don't you just lay down, hm?... Then I'll see you tomorrow.'
'…okay, hon!' Anti Wanda tittered giggling. She yawned, pulling the sheets all over her. And again, Anti Cosmo patiently waited until she was lying perfectly. '…are you finished?' he chuckled, when Anti Wanda grinned joyfully at him. She nodded, beckoning him.
He began to blush, but smiled and bent forwards to her…until his nose touched hers again. Anti Wanda blushed shyly, stroking over his cheeks. '…did I hurt ya very much?...'
He laughed on the wrong side of his mouth. '…no, that's okay…'
He slowly kissed her on her mouth again, very carefully since she was quite tired and her lip still wasn't totally cured of Anti Foxy's wrong move. He heard she sighted softly, enjoying his attention and interest in her greatly. She put her arms around him, hoping he would do the same and wouldn't leave her room for the rest of the night…
When he wanted to drew back, she didn't let him go. She gazed pleadingly at him, seeming to be really smitten with him. '…dun't go… There's plenty of room here, see? I can even sleep on the ground when ya think ya need more space!...just dun't go!...'
Anti Cosmo was kind of flattered, so he caressed her face '…no poppet, there isn't enough space in here. You've got the smallest room of the whole house!... and besides, your bed is not a double bed. Just stay alone for a night, okay? We'll see if we end up in the same bed tomorrow…now it's…a bit too early.'
'…yeah, that's right. Sleeping in the same bed after 10.000 years sure is way too fast in a relation' Anti Wanda muttered sarcastically.
Anti Cosmo smiled amused. '…it IS if you actually START with one, after 10.000 years. By the way, it's 9.995 years, dear. Not 10.000.'
'…so ya just leave me then.' Anti Wanda sounded mad and turned around. Her back was towards him: '…fine! ..piss off then! I dun't care!'
'…you do care.' Anti Cosmo sighted deeply, sitting down on the end of her bed, '…well, in that case…I think you can sleep with me, then…'
'I can?' The disappointed frown of Anti Wanda changed into a happy one, '…but ya just said…my bed was too small! How…what…'
Anti Cosmo smiled. '…yes, YOUR bed is too small for the two of us. But…mine's big enough… so…um…if you…really, REALLY want me to be with you…you might…come with me! You know, join me. Maybe it indeed isn't too early for us. Maybe…'
'Ya want me to come with ya?' Anti Wanda giggled playfully, jumping out of her bed, '…SURE! I've been wanting this fer…a lot of years with maaaaany zero's!...Besides, what's so strange about going to bed together!...'
'…you don't want to know.' Anti Cosmo wisely answered, and looked a bit uneasily, '…so…you…want to go to bed with me?...Just for sleeping, mind you!...'
'Of course just fer sleeping!' Anti Wanda chuckled, poking him teasingly, '…what do ya think I would do, then?' Anti Cosmo shrugged sheepishly. He quietly took her hand and pulled her with him, out of her room. That reminded Anti Wanda…she had never been in her husband's room. He always had told her that it was a "forbidden zone" for her.
But she had never minded that: she never dared to sneak into his room, to be perfectly honest…he told her once that he could be "busy" in his room, so she shouldn't go in there. He had said that with a very threatening voice. So that's why she didn't ever had the nerves to go in there… and now, she WAS going to enter his room!...
'Hey, I've never been inside ya room before, do ya know that?' Anti Wanda suddenly pronounced, while they were flying over the landing. Anti Cosmo though was shocked to hear that. '…you haven't? Really? My god! I can't believe it!... why didn't you…'
'…ya had forbidden me to go in yer room. Because ya could be busy. So…well, ya realize I never wanted to go inside of yer room…although I am a bit curious!...' Anti Wanda explained. Anti Cosmo nodded. '…ah…yes, I remember…well poppet, forget that…rule, or whatever. My room is your room.'
Anti Wanda smiled broadly. They reached Anti Cosmo's room, and she started to fly around excitedly in it. '…you like it?' Anti Cosmo friendly asked, poofing him in his PJ's quickly, because he was as prudish as hell.
'Oh, yes! This room is waaaay better than mine!...everything is sooo…POSH in here! I love it! I wanna bounce on the bed! YAY!' Anti Wanda jumped on his bed, and wanted to bounce up and down, tittering "wheeeeeee!', but Anti Cosmo made her stop by tugging her down.
'…okay, my room is yours, but here are some rules!' he said, sounding very serious. Anti Wanda looked bored already, but decently sat down, beckoning him to join her: '…sit down, hon! And tell me about yer stupid rules!'
'…thank you, I guess.' He cleared his throat, and flopped next to her, '…Rule one: you're not allowed to jump on my bed! Rule two: you are not allowed to swing in the curtains! Rule three: your lovely snake Rambo stays outside! Rule four: don't be a pest. Please don't. And…well, that were the rules! Any questions?'
'Yep!' Anti Wanda said, putting up her hand, 'Can I hug ya? Or do I have to stay out of yer way?'
'What, you mean if we are lying in bed?' Anti Cosmo stammered, feeling that he was blushing, '…um…well…you know how shy I can be, so…well…Right, because it's you, I think…yes, you may.'
'Sweet! And um…could ya hug me back, then?' Anti Wanda became red too.
'…I suppose I could hug you back, yes…' He nodded slowly. Why not. After all, he trusted her quite much.
'…and could ya…um…' she fiddled on her wart again, '…kiss me, every now and then?... Ya really kiss nice, y'know…And I actually…like it very much, so…'
'…that's alright by me…but why do I have to kiss you, and not otherwise?... I mean, that sounds kind of queer…' Anti Cosmo stretched himself out.
'…I know, but last time I tried to kiss somebody, I…bit him, and had to call the ambulance since his tongue was really bleeding all over the place! That was really nasty! And even worse…he never called me back…'
'…ouch. Alright, I see…' Anti Cosmo said, '…but I hope you DO realize I haven't kissed you like that yet. It's…too early for that, don't you say so?...' He softly stroke through her hair.
'…aw yeah, that's alright, I think…besides, I wouldn't like it if ya never called me back…' She began to lean against him, because she enjoyed that stroking of him greatly.
'…oh, but I would call you back, dear. I sure would.' Anti Cosmo smiled, kissing her on her forehead, '…well, shall we get some sleep then? Tomorrow is going to be a big day!...'
'…okay then…' Anti Wanda sighted softly. She didn't mind to go to sleep. In fact, for once in her life, she really wanted to go to sleep! Now Anti Cosmo would accompany her, she even loved it to go to sleep…
A/n: …maybe it took me some more time to upload, this time, right? Phew! But I'll try to update as fast as possible, though I'm busy with school. School isn't so hard…it's just so awful much! Anyway, I hope you like this chapter!
