A/n: First of all, I'm sorry that it took a while. You know. School 'n shit. Yippy. But here I am again, so enjoy the chapter!
To Creature of Habit: Yeah, I like it to make them bashful. I think that's…cute, or something? Aw, I don't know, lol! And yes, it was a great relief to let Anti Wanda beat Anti Cosmo up. Heheh. Serves you right! Anyway, I'm very pleased you liked the chapter! Thanks!
To Spiritual Magic: It actually IS getting pretty intense, right? You noticed, teehee! I hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for your review, girl! By the way, your story is really getting funny! I LUV funniness! Update! Update!
To Aerinsoul: It is about time they get some quality time together, don't you think? And since that Anti Foxy gurl is away for a while, things should go smoothly. And yes, that biting the tongue off -thing indeed was irksome, heh. Maybe last chapter was a bit of a filler. I don't know, I was finished before I realized it! Thank ya for the comment!
To Marlee (if she'll read this…): I don't know if you wanted to give a review or not, but I think you've noticed that I've blocked anonymous reviews. It's not your fault, oh no! I enjoyed your comments greatly! But someone named "Bob" was so nice to leave a very "friendly" message: 'I know you try but you really can't write…' Such a nice review. That jerk didn't even say why he thinks I can't write! And because of that mean guy (if he even is a guy), I've blocked anonymous reviews. Sorry, but I think it's nasty to tell somebody he/she can't write, without any explanation. I'm very sorry, Marlee… but of course you can read my chapters anyway. (smiles) …and "Bob", you can read them too, since you've read and reviewed once. Although I don't know why you did.
The next morning, the sun was shining brightly and happily. Pretty cliché, I know, but it was such a wonderful morning! The rays of the sun shone directly in Anti Cosmo's room, right into his face. Rise and shine!
Anti Cosmo wake up slowly, yawning a bit. What freaking time was it yet…ah, almost nine o'clock. Plenty of time left. He sat upright, drowsy stretching himself. Boy, he sure had dreamt nice last evening…
When he looked around him, he first was a bit confused to find Anti Wanda next to him, still deeply asleep. What the hell was she doing next to him?... He thought about it for a while and tucked Anti Wanda in, since the sheets had slid off her. He had to admit she was kind of cute when she was asleep.
'…oh, that's right: she could join me if she wanted to. Well, I suppose she really wanted to, then…' he muttered, looking at her for a couple of minutes.
'…whuzzat thing on yer head Anti Foxy…it reeeeaaaally looks a lot like mah snake Rambo…no no, Rambo's never hungry…oops…oh, I guess I was wrong then…I'm sorry fer yer hand…' Anti Wanda mumbled in her sleep. Anti Cosmo frowned. She was freaky. But at least she didn't drool this time…
Well, what time again did the Internet say the plane would fly off…oh, at half past one. Time enough! He could take one more nap, then... He decided to lie down on the bed, and pulled the sheets his way. Ah, better. He suddenly saw his wife moving: Anti Wanda was waking up of his movements. She turned to look at him. '…oh! Hiya, hon!' she immediately grinned, when she saw he was awake.
He felt uneasy when he saw Anti Wanda was gazing at him. But he smiled friendly at his wife. '…good morning, poppet. Had a pleasant night?'
'Sure! I dreamt Rambo ate Anti Foxy! But then his stomach started to hurt, and he had to puke. Duh! What would you do, when ya eat somebody like her!...' Anti Wanda said, '…and dun't ya think we should go to the airport?'
'…naah…not yet. We've got enough time left for another quick nap. How's your lip, by the way?...doesn't it hurt you anymore?' Anti Cosmo raised his hand, softly putting it down on Anti Wanda's face. She blushed terribly, and she slid carefully against him. '…no, it doesn't hurt anymore, hon!…'
'…so…um…' Anti Cosmo quivered when he felt she rubbed her head against his chest happily, '…you…thought it was nice, sleeping with me?...'
'Hm-hm…' Anti Wanda sighted. Of course she had liked it! It was the best night she ever had in her life! He finally gave her affection towards him a chance. And she felt that this affection was being returned to her. Wicked!
She also felt that Anti Cosmo tried to wrap his arms around her, but that he was to unsure to actually hold her. Oh, she had patience. She could wait… soon enough; he wouldn't even hesitate about it anymore…
'I'm going to sleep again, Anti Wanda. What about you, are you going to do?…I don't know, play with your crayons or something, or do you…want to join me?' He finally managed to put his arms round her, and cuddled her tenderly.
Anti Wanda was shocked, and felt she was turning red. Cuddling Anti Cosmo never was hard for her to do. Especially when he was protesting and moaning about it. But now HE cuddled HER, something what never happened before…
'…I think…I'll stay!' she said softly, hugging him back. That was pretty neat; to hug and to be hugged… it felt so warm and safe! She giggled a bit when Anti Cosmo planted a kiss on her nose. 'I'm glad you've decided to stay with me. Well then, nice dreams, poppet…'
And so, they kept sleeping for a couple of hours. It really was nice and cozy, together…
After a while, Anti Wanda was the first one to wake up. She saw Anti Cosmo still held on to her, and carefully stroke over his head. '…hey, Anti Cozzie? Pssst, sweetie?' Wow! She called him actually sweetie! IT WAS TOO MUCH!
'…myeah…what's wrong, dear…' he yawned sleepy, slowly opening his eyes. Anti Wanda grinned.
'COME ON NOW! It's time, hon! Wheeeeee! We're going on vacation! Yay! Getty up, getty up!' she suddenly started to chirp, and hopped up and down on the bed like she was sitting on a seesaw. She almost 'seesawed' herself against the ceiling, to be honest.
Anti Cosmo, who never was an early bird like his wife, lost his good mood because of that. His mood wasn't really joyful this morning anyway (Traveling! Oh, he HATED traveling!), and Anti Wanda wasn't making his temper any better. He growled when he noticed he bounced up and down, as result of the hopping of Anti Wanda, and snarled: 'Do you mind cutting this out! I thought I told you bouncing on the bed is strictly forbidden in this room!'
'I dun't care! Ya know what, I'll quit if yer ready to go!' Anti Wanda taunted him excitedly. Anti Cosmo frowned and got out of his bed. 'Very well then! I'm ready in a flash! Now I hope YOU'll be ready to leave when I come back, or I'll take you with me in your nightdress!' he said huffy, while Anti Wanda seemed to ignore him and jumped further, '…now stop it and get yourself ready!'
'Alright, alright!' she chuckled. Anti Cosmo fled inside the bathroom and changed clothes. Good thing he didn't have to pack their bags and such: with a swing of his wand, all their suitcases were packed. Just like, poof!
Anti Cosmo still was kind of mad at Anti Wanda when he was getting himself ready to go: she didn't respect his rules! She just did if she pleased! Now now, he had to calm down. With snarling and yelling he would never be able to make his wife silent. With acting nice to her, he actually WAS able.
Let's try it out!
He heard Anti Wanda still was bouncing on his bed. Her small brain had forgotten the message he told her. Again. But okay, let's see if acting nice was good enough to make her a bit quieter. He casually came out of the bathroom, and stood still in front of his room. Well, at least his wife didn't ruin the curtains.
Anti Wanda saw him standing, and waved at him. 'Hey, check it out! I can reach the ceiling! Whoopee!' Anti Cosmo raised an eyebrow, but didn't say a thing for a while. But then he smiled friendly towards her. '…you are very adorable if you're acting like a goof.'
'…I am?' Anti Wanda slowed down a bit, '…ya really mean it?'
'Oh yes, I'm serious. And you know, even if we miss the plane because of your idiotic actions, I don't give a thing about it. Jumping on a bed is way more fun than catching a plane! Aw, let's screw the holiday plans! Let's stay here!' Anti Cosmo tittered.
What the hell? 'You mean we're gonna miss our plane because I'm hopping here?' Anti Wanda slowly said, now completely stopping with her movements. '…well…yes! But since you don't seem to care…' Anti Cosmo stopped for a moment, and chuckled satisfied when he saw Anti Wanda immediately came off the bed and started to dress herself. 'Oh no, I dun't wanna miss that plane!...'
Anti Wanda was ready to go in no time. Boy, that vacation sure meant a lot for her, Anti Cosmo realized when he saw her being quick and fast for the first time since he married her.
After a few minutes, they poofed their selves in front of their big house, where Anti Cosmo used his magic to secure the house from robbers, Anti Foxy, salesmen and such. 'Well!' he then sighted, turning to Anti Wanda, '…shall we get moving?'
'Sure!' she nodded happily, and so he poofed them to the airport since he was too Scrooge-like to take a cab.
'This is the airport Fairyport! For all kinds of fairies, elves, genies, and whatever you can think of.' Anti Cosmo told her, when they arrived in the busy hall of the airport. Everybody was flying around hastily, especially creatures who weren't allowed to use their magic to fly to another country. The planes arrived and left on almost the same time, and there were very loud voices of the travelers who were about to miss their flight.
To make a long story short, there was a cozy panic everywhere they looked.
'Wooooow…biiig windows…' Anti Wanda muttered drooling, when she suddenly saw the giant glassy windows around her, and flew their way like she was hypnotized by them. Anti Cosmo had kept in mind his wife was going to be distracted by all those pretty, shiny windows and couches and floors, and so he calmly grabbed her hand before she could even reached the window.
'Come on poppet, I don't want you to get lost in here. This is one enormous maze of fairies and freaks, so stay close. And leave the stuff here alone.' Anti Cosmo said, sounding seriously. Anti Wanda annoyed looked at him, but decently flew with him.
They floated through the many halls of the huge airport, following the signs that should lead them to a counter. They had to fly fast, since everybody in this joint seemed to be in a hurry. When they finally arrived in front of a counter where a young fairy was arrogantly chewing bubblegum, the both of them were quite fed up with the Fairyport.
'That's it! Hey, remember that ya said, screw the plans? Yer right! Let's get out of this madhouse and destroy yer bed!' Anti Wanda grumbled, trying to get herself out of Anti Cosmo's grip. '…no no, we're too far on schedule to return now! And behave yourself!' he hissed at her, because the lady behind the counter seemed to be insulted.
'…riiiight. So mister, what can I do for you…' the chewing lady asked him in a monotone voice, glaring at Anti Wanda, '…and for your charming girlfriend?...'
'She's not my girlfriend. She's my wife.' Anti Cosmo sighted, and gritted his teeth when the girl began to snort with laughter. "Hello! My name is Abby!" he read on the tag of her shirt. 'Look! There are malls, Anti Cosmo! Malls! Let's go shopping! I wanna have a lollipop! Gimme a lollipop!' Anti Wanda began to moan. Very annoying.
'…no no, you have to…' Anti Cosmo tried to say, but suddenly he felt she jerked her hand loose and when he looked, he saw she was disappeared in the mass of fairies and other guys. He groaned. 'Great! Wonderful!'
'Is that your wife or your kid!' The lass behind the counter laughed at him, right into his face. 'Just give me some tickets, okay!' Anti Cosmo snarled at her, '…in case you didn't know it, Abby, I'm an Anti fairy, and so is my wife! Any idea what happens when a stupid bimbo like you makes my blood boil?...'
Abby turned a bit pale, and she stopped laughing. '…okay, okay, I'm sorry! Sjeesh! Where do you want to go?'
'Hawaii.' Anti Cosmo rolled his eyes.
'Alright…how many persons?'
'…two.'
'How funny. Species?'
'Surprise me.'
Abby glared at him, but gave him the tickets. '…well, here you go, sir. Two tickets to Hawaii, sir. Have a nice flight, sir.'
'Thank you very much, Abby. Enjoy the rest of your fantastic day, Abby. Cheerio, Abby.' Anti Cosmo sniffed.
'Loser.'
'Bite me.'
Well, now he had the tickets, he had to go and look for Anti Wanda. Where could that idiot possible be! He really had no idea. Anti Wanda liked planes, she liked windows, malls, ice cream, lollipops…she seemed to like every bloody thing!
Oh no! Now they were going to be late! On the tickets he could read that they only had got half an hour left before the plane…left! Stupid Internet, always gave him wrong information…
Just when Anti Cosmo had searched in every cursed shop, and was going to freak out and scream like a little girl who lost her mummy, he heard laughing from the inside of a newspaper stand. Oh no, she hated to read. Tough luck. She couldn't possible…or could she? Anti Cosmo decided to take a sneak peek, and flew to the shop.
Bingo!
He saw his wife was being locked up inside a big birdcage, sheepishly looking and grinning to the creatures around the cage who laughed like there was no tomorrow! 'Now THAT'S a weird bird!' somebody remarked.
Anti Cosmo sighted deeply, and went in the store. '…I think that bird belongs to me, mister.'
'Hiya, hon!' Anti Wanda originally greeted him, but he ignored her. '…how did she lock herself up!' Anti Cosmo asked the owner of the newspaper stand. The guy frowned. 'I locked her up myself! She was eating all of my lollipops I had for lunch, and I said to myself, now Hans, are you going to let that happen just like that? And I said, oh, that would be kinda stupid, so I caught her in that cage I got from my grandma.'
'Interesting. 'Anti Cosmo muttered, '…could I buy that cage of yours?'
Yes, it was possible. When he had paid the owner, Anti Cosmo flew out of the stand and whistled relieved. The cage with Anti Wanda inside of it flew right behind him. '…well, what a great, peaceful rest now my spouse can't slip away!' he said to himself.
'…ya know, I wouldn't mind if ya could let me out of this bird thingy. It's kinda… small in here. Not so much space, so…um…' he heard Anti Wanda suggest. He smiled. '…easy down, dear. I'll let you out as soon as we're inside of the plane. And then I have I nice gift for you, which I bought when I was looking for you.'
'A gift?' Anti Wanda blinked with her eyes, '…ya bought a gift fer me? Ya…never bought a gift fer me before!'
'So it was about time, right? You'll see what it is. I guess you would like it quite much. And so do I.' Anti Cosmo said. Anti Wanda frowned surprised. She sure was curious! She decided to stay inside of the birdcage without complaining about it for the rest of the time they flew around the airport.
And because everything went so smoothly now Anti Wanda was locked up, they reached their gate pretty fast…the gate that would lead them to the plane.
A/n: So, that's all for this time! Sorry if I wrote some words wrong: I don't know much about the airfield and whatever, heh… Anyway, I hope you like it!