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Cloud looks at a newspaper he found in a store and walks down the sidewalk. "Lets see" he scans the newspaper with as he walks across the street when the pedestrian sign says 'Don't Walk' Cars start to stop and end up causing crashes, flipping over, and rolling on top of each other. "Yeesh, people can't drive today!" Cloud complains as he reaches the other side. He still looks at the newspaper when he suddenly, hits a wall. "What the he-ohhhhhh" he looks up at the building. It turns out it's a coffee shop with a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. Some opera signers can be heard in the background. "If you're looking for Sephiroth, he's at the Northern Crater" Cloud points north to the side of him. "I can make some money offa this!" Cloud runs inside.
RedX and Yuffie walk up the street some place else. "Job? I don't need a job! I'm a ninja!" Yuffie pouts. "We have to make money somehow" RedX looks up at her. "Yeah, but ninjas steal! Not work for money!" she looks to the side. She walks straight into a pole and falls backward. "Who the heck would put a pole in the middle of the sidewalk!" she rubs her head. She looks up and sees a sign that brightens her day and smile. 'Dog/Cat show today! Bring in your most trained and cuddly animal! First prize is $1,000' it reads. She looks over to RedX and smirks. He steps back and trembles. "What're you thinking?" he asks. She gets up and catches him before he can even turn and run. "You're going to be my cat!" Yuffie smiles. "Animal abuse, animal abuse!" RedX yells as she carries him to an animal parlor.
Cid looks around as he walks through a crowd of weird looking people. "Where the & am I gonna find a good job?" he asks. "I tried the soda company, the shoe store, the Gold Saucer, 'My Little Pony' store, and the make your own video game store" he mumbles as he lights a cigarette. "What did that Mr. T idiot win anyways?" he looks up. Out of nowhere, he slips and falls on a banana peel. "That's the oldest #$# trick in the book!" he yells as he gets up and rubs his butt. He looks to the side and sees a bar that says 'Beer drinking contest today! First prize is $20,000' Cid smiles and enters the bar and runs to the counter. "Can I help you?" the bartender asks. "I'd like to enter the beer drinking contest" Cid answers. "You look pretty weak, you sure you can handle it?" the other guy asks. "I wouldn't be here if I &# couldn't!" Cid slams his fist on the counter. Riiiiight...
Tifa and Aeris walk in the wall market of Midgar, searching for something to make money out of. "Why are you following me?" Tifa looks to Aeris. "I have nobody else to follow" the flower girl smiles. "You mean you only joined AVALANCHE to stalk us?" Tifa gasps. "Yep" Aeris smiles. "Hey hotties!" a weird guy smiles to them. "Back off!" Tifa kicks him in the leg. "There's gotta be something to work at" Aeris sighs. "Come in one and all! Tonight's Modeling night at the Honey Bee Inn! Come see some of the hottest girls on the whole continent!" a guy with a megaphone yells. "We're right here!" Aeris and Tifa yell at him at the same time. "You girls wanna try it out? There's a million dollar prize!" the announcer smiles. "Sure, I guess" Aeris giggles. Tifa moans and agrees too. "You can try on some outfits in the bee room, good luck girls!" he waves to them as they walk into the Inn.
Floating a little bit off the ground (See I didn't use walking this time!), Vincent looks in the Gold Saucer. "These bright colors and stuffed animals are annoying me" he mumbles. A person in a chocobo suit walks up and flaps his arms. "Who's a happy boy?" he keeps asking as he pokes Vincent in the arm. He gets upset and throws the guy out of his face and into the sky. "In the arena I'd kill anybody, the racing I might scare my chocobo, where is a place that I can work?" he jumps into the event hole (How the heck do they land? Is that thing a slide or something?). There's a haunted house event going on and the staff is looking for people to scare the living daylights outta people. Vincent jumps down and gets in line. "Too, ugly, too mean looking, too perverted" Dio walks down the line of some customers who want to be in it. "Hey, aren't you that boy's friend?" Dio stops at Vincent. "Vincent Valentine" Vincent answers. "Right, boy. I want you to be in my haunted house. The pay is good and you win a surprise item to go along with it if you're the scariest" Dio laughs. "Fine" Vincent answers.
Cait is outside of the villa, who's not functioning and being kicked at by a bunch of kids. -At Shinra HQ- "I don't need a job, I already got a job that pays well" Reeve lays back in his chair. Rufus walks into his office and stops at his desk. "Reeve, you're fired" he says instantly. "Why?" Reeve whines. "You haven't been filling in for Reno for the past two weeks" Rufus answers. "What did he do?" Reeve spins in his chair. "He was gonna go to the bar, but since the elevator was broken, he used the stairs. He fell down the stairs from the 70th floor to the bottom floor, broke several bones in his arm, broke his leg, and he has a neckbrace now" Rufus answers. "Why wasn't I informed?" Reeve asks. "You were too busy playing with your stupid toy!" Rufus yells. "Please give me another chance!" Reeve jumps over the desk and starts to squeeze Rufus like a stress doll. "Alright, but this is your last chance" Rufus says in a super high squeeky voice. Reeve lets go of him and sits back in his chair. "What do I have to do?" he asks. "Get me some coffee" Rufus straightens himself out. "I'm on the job!" Reeve dashes to the stairs, but he slips on a banana peel and falls down the stairs.
Sephy limps down the street of Junon, using his sword as a cane. "Where are you, Cloud? Where are you?" he mumbles. He crosses the street, but the pedestrian sign says 'Don't Walk' Sephy ignores it and is soon hit by a car.