Wasn't that a funny chapter!
The gang walks back to the villa injured, drunk, or hyper. Cloud twitches and falls onto the couch, Cid stumbles in and falls on the floor, Tifa and Aeris limp in with bandages all over them, Vincent storms in and walks to his room, Reeve walks in with a giant band-aid on his eyes, Yuffie and RedX tiredly walk in. "So, how'd it go with the rest of you?" Tifa asks. "Fired" the others answer. "No money?" Aeris asks. "Not even a penny" Reeve groans. They all groan, but notice somthing. Barrets money is on the T.V. They all stare at each other before making a grab for it. "It's mine!" Aeris yells. "No, it's mine!" Cloud yells. Everybody is yelling "It's mine!" or "Get your own!" and the ever famous "Does anybody know what the speed limit is?" As everybody scrambles over the money, a security alarm is heard. They all stop and look around. There's a red light blinking above them, some lasers shoot across the room, and some voice is saying "Step away from da money!"
They all drop the money and Barret comes out with some dance music behind him. "Can't touch dis!" he sings. Everybody stares at him like he's crazy. "I told you homeboy, you can 't touch dis!" Barret throws Cloud out the window, seeing he was trying to go for the money again. "Break it down!" Barret starts to dance. "Stop! Barret time!" Barret stops dancing. "Everytime you see me, you turn and try to run. I'm mean on the floor and my weapon is my gun!" he kicks Aeris to the ceiling. "Now why would I ever, stop fighting like this? When others are trying to take money when I say can't touch this" he sees Yuffie on the ceiling with some sucktion cups on her, trying to reach the money. He shoots her down and starts to sing again. "I've fought around the world, from Coral to Midgar. It's Barret, go Barret, M.C. Barret, Go Barret. And you've gone to far! Ya can't touch this!" he sees Tifa and RedX running off with the money and shoots them. "Can't touch dis!" he kicks Reeve in the eyes and throws Cid out the window. The dance music stops and he calms down.
Cloud is thrown so far that...-In Midgar- "I'm not gonna get hurt this time" Sephy walks out of a doctor place, all fixed up. "AHHHHH!" Cloud lands on Sephy, causing a huge crater in Midgar. Back at the villa, Barret is knocked out when Aeris falls off the ceiling. "What the heck is going on?" Vincent walks into the room. He sees a lot of damage and Barret's money is neatly on the T.V. He walks over to the T.V. and shrugs. "Suckas!" he takes the money and runs out the door.