Hermione POV
5th September
Dear Diary, last night I didn't get a wink of sleep because stupid fucking Malfoy was fucking pansy up (mind you I think he got his punishment mixed up with his pleasure!) and when I went in to have a go at them I got a bra thrown at my head! So I left the slimy, perverted git to it!
Love Herm
6th September
Dear Diary, I had to get Ron banned from my room because:
He set up a magically powered video camera above my shower.
2. He's a perverted little shit.
Love 'mione
7th September
Dear Diary, Neville's in the hospital wing because I pushed him down the stairs after he kept insisting we needed to 'talk' (ew) Gotta go I think Ron's having a go at Harry for snogging Ginny
Love Hermione
8th September
Dear Diary, Ron's in the hospital wing now! I socked him one cause he tried to grope my chest (stupid prat!) so I knocked the perversion out of him (though I think I'll have to put myself in detention for it)
Lots of love 'mione