September 9th
Diary, Granger thinks I might sue her for damage to my face! I would never do that to my life long love! Also something incredibly weird happened to me today; Pansy dragged me out into the gardens, pushed me against a wall declared her undying love for me, ripped my shirt off and shagged me! At the time I just closed my eyes and pretended it was Hermione but as soon as Pansy let her guard down I ran to the boy's toilets and puked! (Enough said about that!)
Catch you later, Draco
September 10th
Diary, She's out to get me! Yes you know, the one with the fish lips and the washing machine tongue! When I got back to my room last night (after the endless hours of vomiting!) she came looking for me I tried to hide but she can sniff a sexy boy out at any range (curse my damn fine fucking looks!) anyway I don't think you want to know the rest and I've got to go suffer another five hours of chucking up the entire contents of my stomach for just thinking about it!
Draco
September 11th
Diary, not much happened today (I've been in hiding after the events of last night though!) except Blaze came and told me that Potter and Weasley have split up (the girl weasley, though I have always thought something strange was going on between Ron and Potter!) like I said nothing interesting, as both of them aren't half as gorgeous as me!
Draco
September 12th
Diary, today was the most hilarious day of my life Weasley got stoned and started calling Hermione Jim (evil laugh) now Weasel's out of the way there's nothing stopping me from asking Granger out (except maybe the slight problem that it's a known fact that she hates me and wishes I would die slowly and extremely painfully!)
Draco (babe magnet)
P.s may ask Granger out tomorrow!