A/N: Sorry about the lateness of this chapter but the plane made me feel sick!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Hermione's leopard skin bra!
Draco's POV
September 17th
Diary, I'm back in classes and I saw Granger staring at me looking relieved (success at last!) enough said!
Draco
September 18th
Diary, Today was the best day of my life, I kissed Hermione (hope I've spelt her name right!) Oh no! What about my dad! Stuff him you know what I say to him: GET A HAIRCUT!
Draco
September 19th
Diary, I'm going to make a list of the things my dad is:
Tit
Bum cheek
Bum fluff
Bum flake
Bum flap
Bum
Hobo's left shoe
Hobo's right shoe for that matter
Hobo.
September 20th
Dear Diary, I'm going to suggest Granger and I live together
(In my lovely gothic castle where we can live happily ever after!)
I'll promise to get her a Gucci beanbag for making love on (Sound fun to you? Anyway better go see what sizes beanbags actually can go up to!)
Draco- sex machine- Dragon!