A/N: To the reviewer who said Scream is Sirius' daughter and Potter is Remus'...no, they arent related, sorry. Oh, and next chappie will be posted soon, I promise.

I bet you thought that was the last you were seeing of our two insane friends Scream and Potter. Didn't you? Didn't you? Yes you did! Well… WRONG! They're back! And this time they've brought along a friend appropriately named Weird One. They start of the day sneaking along a Hogwarts corridor where they just happen to run into the Marauders who were hurrying along to Transfiguration class. Right when the Marauders are about to enter the classroom they jump out from behind a corner.

"Hi!" they said in unison, each giving a wave. The boys exchanged weird looks.

"Who're you?" Remus asked, looking at them strangely. Potter just gives an exasperated sigh.

"Questions again!"

"Don't you remember?" asked Scream, looking a bit insulted.

"Ahh-no," said Sirius, giving them the same strange look Remus was.

"Well you never saw us in human form but I'm Scream and this is Potter! Oh and this is our friend Weird One," said Scream, gesturing to each of her friends. Potter waves but Weird One gives Sirius goo-goo eyes, which unfortunately for her, he didn't notice.

"Great another whacko!" said Remus throwing his hands up in the air annoyed.

"Excuse me?" said Weird One, taking what she thought was an intimidating step forward.

"Excuse you is right!" said Remus in a chocked voice, fanning his hand across his nose, smiling as James laughed.

"Whoever smelt it dealt it," said Weird One smartly. Remus couldn't help but turn a bit red.

"Yeah but uh… it was coming from you so…."

"Anyway…" said Sirius, obviously annoyed with how this conversation was going.

"You're cute!" said Weird One, looking adoringly at Sirius. Scream and Potter look at each other disgustedly.

"Oh shut up!" said Potter, trying to put a stop to this before it got started.

"Umm… what?" said Sirius, taking a step back from Weird One.

"Someone's got a crush on Padfoot," said Remus in a singsong voice. Sirius looked like he had the desire to smack someone. Weird One blushed.

"Moving along," said Potter. "Seen Peter lately?"

"We officially believe he got lost," said James, not looking the least bit sorry about it.

"Oooh too bad… yes!"

"Haven't seen him for a month."

"It's been that long since we've seen you?" Scream asked.

"Yeah… fortunately."

"Excuse me?" said Potter, raising an eyebrow at James.

"Nothing!" said James quickly.

"It better be nothing."

"It is." Potter nodded, and she and Scream started watching Weird One, who was busy batting her eyelashes at Sirius, who was trying hard not to scream and run the other way.

"You know," said Remus, looking at his watch, "Mcgonagall's going to kill us if we're late."

The boys nod and follow Remus into class, with the girls trailing closely behind them. They enter the class to see a witch writing on the chalkboard. She put the chalk down and looks at the class, her eyes stopping on the three girls.

"Who are you three?" she asked them suspiciously.

"Exchange students!" said Scream quickly, with a convincing smile.

"I don't recall hearing about exchange students."

"Well…" said Weird One, thinking of an excuse; luckily Scream already had one.

"We asked to remain nameless!"

"Yeah!" said Potter and Weird One.

"So anyways, what are we learning?" asked Potter, leaning forward on her desk.

"Turning apples to oranges?" said Scream jokingly.

"Peanuts to walnuts?" suggested Weird One.

"Turning Snively's nose to a normal size," Potter suggested. Remus, James and Sirius looked up.

"I wanna do that one!" they said together, jumping up out of their seats.

"Take your seats you three!" she spat at them. The boys whined and reluctantly
took their seats, while Weird slipped into the seat James was about to take next to Sirius.
Looking annoyed James took the seat on the other side of Scream.

"What d'you have an infatuation with Sirius or something?" Potter whispered to Weird One from behind Remus.

"Yeah…" Weird One answered, looking at Sirius dreamily, while Sirius moved his chair as far away from her as he could.

"Since the topic is so popular," Mcgonagall said at last, "let me go get Mr. Snape!" She ran out of the room and came back a minute later clutching a struggling Snape by the collar of his robes.

"No get me away from them!" he shouted hysterically upon noticing Scream,
Potter, James, Sirius and Remus, who all looked around innocently.

"Why?" asked Remus in a mock innocent voice. "We're not going to do anything to you."

"Or are we?" James said menacingly, smiling at Snape who was trembling violently.

"I want my mommy!" Snape shrieked, falling to his knees and crying in his hands. The class burst out laughing, while the Marauders gave each other high fives.

"Mommy's not going to help you now!" James yelled, making Snape burst into more tears.

"Need a hanky?" asked Sirius, pulling out a handkerchief from the desk.

"He'll need a big hanky for that nose!" said Scream, looking at Snape's gigantic
nose.

"That's mean! I need one the size of North America!" Snape shouted.

"You mean the whole world," James corrected.

"I heard that!" Snape yelled, jumping up off the floor and running out of the classroom, still sobbing.

"Hem hem," said Weird One suddenly, "come over here Sirius."

"Eh why?" Sirius asked nervously.

"I just want to kiss you." Sirius screamed and toppled over off his chair and fell
to the floor with a crash.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"Leave him alone Weird One!" James yelled, helping Sirius up off the floor.

"Oh blackypoo," Weird One sang, trying to get past Scream and Potter who were
blocking her from Sirius.

"Pathetic," Potter muttered, rolling her eyes along with Scream.

"You're scaring Sirius!" said Scream pushing Weird One back into her chair, where she starts sniffling uncontrollably.

"He's… he's just so cute!" she cried.

"But I thought you liked Harry?" said Scream; suddenly remembering her friends crush on a certain Harry.

"Yeah you forgot him already?" Potter asked.

"Whose Harry?" James asked suddenly, having finally picked Sirius up off the floor.

"No one!" said Scream quickly.

"Wait, remember he's my brother," said Potter.

"Yeah the arrogant one."

"Do we really have to describe him again?"

"No."

"Good."

With all the insanity going on Professor Mcgonagall wasn't even able to get two words out, finally…

"Can we start class now!" she snapped, unfortunately the bell rang and the class rushed out… all but Scream, Potter, Weird One and the Marauders. "James, Remus, Sirius, Scream, Potter and Weird One! Detention!" Groaning they retook their seats and watched as Mcgonagall began writing them work on the board.

"Aww!" Potter whined, leaning back in her seat. Weird One on the other hand wasn't at all upset.

"Oh Sirius!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Sirius screamed.

"Pucker up Padfoot!" Remus laughed.

"Noooooooooooooo!" Then without warning he jumped out of his seat and ran from the room. James turned on Weird One and slapped her hard in the face.

"Leave him alone!" he yelled. Scream and Potter laughed and began singing "Go
James! Go James! Its your birthday!"

"Uh no its not." Weird One, completely enraged, transformed into her Animagus dog form and bit James in the leg. James yelled in pain.

"OUCH! YOU STINKING DOG!"

"Oh boy…" said Potter exasperatedly.

"How's Harry going to take it when you say you bit his da-oops!"

"Who is this Harry!" Remus yelled.

"Never mind!" Scream and Potter yelled. They grabbed Weird One and hauled her out of the classroom, amazingly without Mcgonagall even noticing.