A/N: DontLetMeGetMe, Scream and Potter are actually from Harry's time, theyre his friends from school...It said it somewhere. Or implied it, something. I know we put it in there. S&P are based on the authors, (moi Scream and Potter,) but theyre not really us. Did that make sense? Next chappie soon...

When will the insanity end! Probably never, because Scream and Potter are back in the past and are more than ready to stir up the usual chaos! As the night begins, the girls find themselves standing by the edge of the lake, staring up at the full moon. Not long before Potter had turned into a werewolf and now had her head thrown back as she howled up at the starry sky.

"Werewolfy!" Scream shouted at Potter once her howling had stopped.

"Thats me!" said Potter brightly, shining her fangs at Scream.

"Don't bite me!" Scream pleaded.

"Too late. Werewolf side is taking me over."

"Uh oh..…" said Scream, turning herself into a tiger.

"That's better." said Potter. She let out a bark as she turned her attention to the forest. Standing along the outside row of trees was a dog, a stag and a werewolf. "Hey look! Its the Marauders!"

"Where, where!" said Scream, whirling around to face where Potter was looking, " Yay! Lets go!"

Breaking into a run, the girls headed towards them, howling and roaring. As the Marauders turned to see the two headed straight for them, the grins were wiped from their faces. The girls skidded to a halt just before they would have bowled Sirius and Remus over, making the two boys recoil in fear of a collision.

"Hello Marauders!" the girls said in unison.

"Oh great it's them." said James listlessly.

"You got a problem with us?" Potter asked with a hint of malevolence.

"Not so much you two, but Weird One was kinda annoying."

"Well she's not here. It's just us." she assured him.

" She kept trying to kiss me! Weirdo!" said Sirius, cringing.

" Well why do you think she's named Weird One?" asked Scream.

" Anyway….we were gonna torture Snivelly some more, wanna come?" asked James.

"Really? Cool! Where is that greasy so---oops. Going too far there." said Scream, correcting herself before she let slip a curse.

"Language.…" Potter scolded.

"Sorry. The insanity must be taking over." she said, smiling innocently.

" Forgiven." said Potter, looking the grounds over, "Look! Greasy boy's over there next to the willow!"

As they turned to see Snape stupidly walking by the Whomping Willow, Remus jumped and asked hopefully, "Can I bite him? Just once? Pleeeeease?"

"As much as I'd like to say yes," answered Sirius, "...no! You'll get yourself expelled!"

"Darn it!" he yelled.

"Let's sic the willow on him!" suggested Scream.

"Yeah!" they all agreed.

"Oh Snivelly!" Potter called to him loudly.

As Snape turned around to face them, his eyes went wide with horror. "Ahhh! You again!" he screamed, taking a frightened step back.

"Yes it's us! Get used to it!" yelled Potter.

"NO!" said Snape, falling to his knees, his hands folded together in a plea for mercy, "Please! I'll be good, I'll be good..."

"I kinda feel sorry for him ….not!" said Remus.

"Meanies! Don't massacre me!" Snape whined, his eyes filling with tears.

"Why? I mean the willow hasn't had any fun since that kid lost an eye!" laughed James.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOST AN EYE!" Snape squealed, jumping to his feet.

"Nothing... nothing at all, lost my head for a minute."

Getting annoyed at Snape's crying and begging for mercy, Sirius, giving a wink to his friends, charged forward and bashed Snape in the stomach, knocking him right into the Whomping Willow, which immediately started beating him.

"Ouch!" Snape yelled as the tree whacked him across the face, "I-" the tree punched him, "-want-" he took a painful blow to the back, "-my-" a punch to the stomach, "-mommy!"

Meanwhile Scream, Potter, and The Marauders were completely overcome with laughter. Sirius was rolling around on the ground, cackling, Remus was leaning up against James so he didn't fall down laughing, and Scream and Potter were pointing at Snape and laughing.

"Your so hurtful!" Snape screamed.

"Yeah, so?" asked Scream, managing to calm down.

"Tell us something we don't know." said Potter, wiping away a tear of laughter.

"You two are insane weirdoes!" he screamed, getting slapped in the back of the head by the Willow.

"Hey they're cool!" said James.

"Yes we are." said Scream smugly.

"Yeah!" Sirius agreed, "They escaped detention with McGonagall unnoticed!"

"Wow, that is good…" said Snape, taking a branch to the head, "OWW!"

"So you think the Willow's had enough fun?" asked Potter.

"Hmmmm...I dunno….James, what do you think?" said Scream.

"Yeah, I think so. But we still haven't had any fun yet ourselves!" he replied.

"Hey lets use Wingardium Leviosa on him!" said Remus.

"Yeah! His knickers haven't seen daylight for what? Two days?" said Sirius.

"Yeah! He's way past due!" said James.

"WHAT!" Snape screamed as he emerged from the clutches of Willow, battered and bruised.

"Who wants to do the honors?" asked Remus.

"Wait, lets let our guests have some fun first." said James.

"All right!" exclaimed Potter.

"Potter you go first, I insist." said Scream.

"All right... hmm... what shall I do? Wait, I have an idea!"

"Go for it!"

Giving a malevolent smile, Potter yelled, "Nosey shrinkosi!"

"Wow! It's working!" said Scream as she watched Snape's nose shrink until there was barely anything left of it.

" MY NOSE!" Snape yelled, running his hand over it, his face going beet-red.

"Nosey growosi!" said Potter. Snape's nose then began to grow to the size of grapefruit. A big, hairy wart had formed on it's tip.

"MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!" Snape screamed in horror.

"It was beautiful?" said Remus.

"Yeah I don't remember it being beautiful. Gross maybe..…" said Scream.

"Scream, want to have a go?" Potter asked.

"Yay! Lets see..…" said Scream, thinking hard.

"Make it something good! Let the insanity play its roll!"

"I know…..Degreaso!" Scream shoutedAt that Snape's hair lost its greasy shine and shriveled up into practically nothing.

"I'M BALD! AHHHH!" Snape shrieked, holding his head.

"Want a wig?" asked Potter.

"Yeah! Me want wig!"

"Too bad."

"No, wait give him this one!" said Scream, throwing Potter a mullet wig she conjured up.

"Here you go, Snape!" Potter laughed, tossing the wig onto his head.

"Ewww, what the heck? I'm a hippie!" he cried, trying to pull it off, but to no avail, "It's stuck!"

"The wonders of super glue…." Scream muttered.

"All you need are some peace necklaces!" said Remus.

"Nooooo!" Snape screamed, still pulling helplessly at the wig.

" Not a bad idea!" said Scream, and by muttering a quick spell strung shiny necklaces with peace signs dangling from them around Snape's neck. There also appeared a sparkly pair of sunglasses over his wide eyes.

" AHHH!" Snape screamed, running around in circles, his fake hair billowing out behind him. This scene had Scream and the Marauders in stitches. Potter however, had her ears perked up and was listening to a sound in the surrounding forest.

"Hey…" she said, gesturing for silence, "does anyone else hear squeaking?"

" Wait…." said Sirius, listening carefully, "I do...oh no you don't think.…"

"It cant be..…" said Remus.

Just then an animagus rat scurried out of the bushes where Scream was standing and transformed into its human form of Peter Pettigrew. "It is! Ahhh! The ugliness!" she yelled.