"Hi guys!" Peter squeaked.

"Ooo Peter...hey, umm, where you've been?" asked James.

"Helping out this guy named Tom Riddle, nothing major." Peter shrugged.

"Potter!" Scream yelled, jumping away from Peter, "It's happening!"

"What is?" asked Remus.

"NOTHING!" the girls bellowed.

"Who the heck is Tom Riddle anyway? Kind of a corny name."

"Wish we could kill Peter...Poor everyone...…" Scream whispered to Potter.

"Poor who?" asked James.

"Nobody you know..."

"Ok..…"

"You people seriously scare me!" said Snape, who had given up on trying to remove the wig.

"Where'd you come from?" Peter asked, giving Snape a weird look, "And what's wrong with your hair?"

"Never mind the hair!" Snape replied harshly, "I was just having a nighttime stroll when they starting hurting me with the willow! Wahhh!"

"That wasn't us, Right Sirius? James? Girls?" said Remus with an devilish smile.

"Yeah, Snape's just imagining things." said James.

"But-I-You…..All righty then.…" said Snape, looking thoroughly confused. With the willow giving him one slap on the head he walked off towards the castle, muttering to himself.

"Ok then…" said Peter, "is he losing his mind or are you just messing with him?"

"Both." they answered in unison.

"Well who else is there to torture since he's gone?"

"How about Lily?" suggested Sirius, giving James a smirk.

"Hey!" said James.

"Oops, did I say Lily?"

"Well James it wouldn't be sooo bad if we tortured her." said Scream.

"How can you torture the most elegant thing to walk the earth!" James yelled in outrage.

"Well, suppose you were to save her from our torture...then.…" said Scream, giving him a wink.

Wearing a blank expression he asked, "What?" after a moment or two where the others where rolling their eyes at him he finally understood what she was getting at. "Oh I get it!"

"Good" she hissed, "...ok then...you all for it?"

"You know it!" he said enthusiastically.

"Oooo James this could be your lucky night with Lily.…" said Sirius.

"Oh be quiet." said James angrily.

"Hey look," said Remus, pointing a paw at the lake where Lily was gazing into the dark water, "There she is now!"

" Potter, Sirius, Remus? Shall we?" asked Scream.

"We shall." they said together.

"Goood!"

"Hey what about me?" asked Peter, sounding a bit insulted.

"Compared to werewolves, a tiger and a big dog, do you think a rat is going to scare her? Umm….no." said Potter.

"Darn."

Giving a growl, Remus snuck up behind Lily and then jumped out in front of her, making her give a high-pitched, girly scream. He bared his fangs at her as Potter bounded up next to him.

"Ahh! Werewolves!" Lily shrieked, looking at Remus' enormous fangs. She tried to run the other way to escape them, but Scream and Sirius ran over and blocked her path.

"Awww what a cute dog... " Lily said, looking at Sirius adoringly. Sirius bared his teeth at her and growled. "Ahh! Bad dog!" she pulled out her wand to hex him, but Remus quickly jumped up and snatched it away. He and Potter started playing tug of war with it, being careful not to break it.

Just then James jumped out of the bushes and kicked at the werewolves, making sure not to whack them for real. Remus and Potter pretended to whine in pain as Sirius and Scream started to claw harmlessly at him, roaring and barking. Meanwhile Lily was screaming her head off, making her face turn red.

Remus and Potter then turned about and opened their mouths as if to bite her, but James shooed them away by jumping out in front of Lily and pointing his antlers at them. The werewolves then ran back into the trees, Scream and Sirius following them closely. James turned back into his human form, proudly smiling.

"James!" Lily shrieked, running over and flinging her arms around his neck, "You saved my life!"

"It was nothing, honestly." said James modestly.

"But it was! You took on a tiger, a dog and two werewolves!"

"All in a days work Lily."

"James, I know I've been rude to you, but will you go out with me?" she asked, blushing furiously.

James' eyes lit up at this question. "What! I mean of course I will!"

"All right, I'll see you tomorrow!" said Lily, giving him a kiss on the cheek and retreating back to the castle.

James remained rooted to where he stood, utterly dumbstruck. It wasn't until his friends (back as humans) all ran over to him and each smacked him in the face that he moved.

"What did I do!" he yelled.

"Nothing, you just got a date with Lily Evans!" said Sirius.

"So?"

"That's supposed to be the one thing you wanted!"

"Yeah! And your point?"

"Aren't you happy, you moron!" Sirius yelled, a bit aggravated.

"Wait a minute..…" said James, taking a few moments to let the truth sink in, "THANK YOU! I GOT A DATE WITH EVANS! IT'S A MIRACLE!" he screamed with pleasure, punching the air before keeling over in a dead faint.

"Well your welcome...…" said Remus.

"Well that was weird." sighed Potter.

"You can say that again." said Scream.

"Well that was weird." she said again, earning a glare from Scream.

To everyone's surprise James then regained consciousness and jumped up from ground screaming, "THANK YOU GUYS!" he then bounded over and pulled each of the girls, and Sirius and Remus into a hug. He almost pulled Peter into a hug, but cringed and quickly changed his mind.

"It's official, he's lost it." said Remus as he watched James run back to the castle, screaming.

"James! Where you goin'!" yelled Sirius as he, Remus and Peter ran after him.

Rolling their eyes and laughing, Scream and Potter disappeared into the Forbidden Forest.