author: hello sorry for the delay, put I'm still getting used to writing fanfiction's , chapter two is finally finished.
riku: I thought you said you wanted four reviews before you continued ?
author: I lied Muhahahahaha!
sora: why are you laughing ?
author: because I want to Muhahahahaha!
riku and sora : 0o
author: I only own the original characters in this fic ( a.k.a. alex ) now on with the fic
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Visitors and Random Randomness ?
It was mid-afternoon on destiny as sora was walking down the beach while walking he noticed a figure sitting on the shoreline. The figure appeared to be female and had long blond hair. sora knew who it was and shrieked in horror as the figure noticed him. she sprang up and made a dash for him while screaming SORA!
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on the other side of the island riku was watching alex torch several groups of squirrels with his flamethrower
die you non-mustache reject communist freaks! yelled alex with his eye twitching and while he flamed a few group of squirrels After seeing this riku asked calmly : okay, what the f$#k is wrong with you ? Alex: I CAN"T HELP IT IF THE SQUIRRELS ARE AFTER MY NUTS, you had sugar again, didn't you : replied riku , alex: maybe...,riku just backed away at this point
then all of a sudden they heard a yell from the other side of the island. what was that riku wondered as he looked to where towards were the noise came from. alex had noticed the noise but was more interested in burning a new group of squirrels he had found hiding behind a rock ( author: burn! BURN! Muahahahahah! Everyone else; 0o author: what?... ) ah... crap, I'm out of fuel, he moaned as threw the flamethrower down. another yell was heard and it sounded like it was getting closer. where the f$#k did that noise come from :asked alex looking bored, I don't know, but it sounded like sora : replied riku still looking in the direction of where the voice came. hey riku :asked alex
what:replied riku, I bet you 250 munny that sora is being chased by a girl with blond hair that sora has met in the past and that she is ether royally pissed or just trying to catch him and force him to marry her and live with her even if she has to tie him up and pay an army of demented squirrels to watch his every single move and make sure he doesn't escape:replied alex, gasping for breathe deal:yelled riku still looking in the direction. as if on que sora came running the road and had just passed him when a blond haired girl tackled him and tied him up. namine? asked both alex and riku at the same time. oh, hey guys :she replied while resting on top of sora still tired from chasing sora half way across the island. what are you doing here:asked alex not really all that shocked anymore, namine replied while crossing her legs and sitting on top of sora: chasing down sora so I could tie him up , riku cocked an eyebrow and asked: why: namine signed, took in a deep breath and replied: I chased down sora and tied him up because I plan on forcing him to marry me and live with me even if I have to pay an army of demented squirrels to watch his every single move and make sure he doesn't escape. alex looked at riku, ha! riku pay up :yelled alex with a grin on his face, riku reached into his pocket and pulled out 250 munny while muttering about something about alex and taco's. namine just cocked an eye brow at them got off of sora threw him over her shoulder started to carry him across the island. Sora final woke from being knocked out and noticed being carried and screamed:. RIKU! ALEX! HELP ME! alex just stood there and replied: what's in it for us. riku nodded in agreement. I'LL GIVE YOU 50 MUNNY ! screamed sora looking d'esprit riku thought for a moment and replied: were i- he was cut of at the last moment by alex . alex looked at sora and replied: sora we know for a fact that your loaded, I mean come on, how else would you be able to afford to keep your hair gravity-defying. sora thought for a moment and replied: damn, fine how about 100 munny? make it 150 each and were in :replied riku sora hesitated for a moment and thought,"freedom or hair jell ":sora quickly shook it off and replied DEAL! riku signed while walking towards namine. then replied: sorry namine ,but you'll have to put sora down now, while alex was walking toward namine with intension's of helping sora regain his freedom. namine just turned around and replied. I'll pay you each double what he's paying you. alex and riku exchange glances as riku simply nodded and said: deal ,as alex replied: how can we help you miss, you can carry the baggage :replied namine as she let go of sora and let him fall to the ground. sora replied with a simple three word sentence sora: WTF! as he gave namine a death glare. namine just turned and said: oops sorry sora, "this will ruin my chances a bit ", thought namine as she continued to look at sora, that is until riku became inpatient and picked up sora and threw him over his shoulder, then replied: let's go , and started to walk off with namine and alex following. about 10 minutes later a figure jumped out from behind a some how misplaced muse. hold on ,i' m not letting you take sora! cried the mysterious figure. hi kairi: replied alex who was paying little attention to her. sorry kairi ,but sora's mine! boys: yelled namine as riku and alex pulled out there weapon's ( riku's had his soul eater and alex pulled out a giant scythe with a stormy blue color for the blade, dark blue for the holding part, and two white wings one stretched almost out and tilted upward, the other completely drawn in ) kairi was shocked and after a few seconds then said: riku,alex you've gone to the dark side. why, alex just replied simply: one, me and riku are twilight so basically we were all ready on the dark side... sort of ,second, the pay's better and they have dental, at that moment both alex and riku opened there mouths to revel spotless teeth with a really bright shine, the horror... kairi saw this and shouted: I need gopher-chucks, as if on que two gophers popped out of the ground and came running towards her. kairi then ran toward alex ripped of a piece of his shirt, hey! you ripped my shirt: yelled alex now mad sorry alex :replied kairi as she put a gopher on each end, did a whole bunch of kung fu move's , and finally assumed a defensive position. everyone else just stared at her, even sora who was having trouble due to the fact that he was still on riku's shoulder. kairi: what? at that moment riku just tapped her with the bottom of his soul eater and kairi fell over, unconscious. Back stage- The author and his alter ego alex were laughing there heads off. not just them but all of his alter ego's were laughing as well for you see, only the cruelest and most evil know creatures could be one of his alter's... doctor evil, barney and friends, opera, mr. rogers...shair ( or how ever you spell the singer's name ). Then all of a sudden, the door to the set flew open and reveled a red hair figure. Everyone else: oh...crap. The screen starts to become fuzzy WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY PLEAS STAY TOONED
5 seconds later-
kairi shot up and did a crouching hidden tiger move ,up a tree landed behind riku and hit him with her gopher-chucks knocking him out,. sweet : replied alex preparing for battle, kairi dash toward him, lept into the air as everting started to slowdown and become matrix like. 5 hours later- sora: okay kairi's maybe 3/10's of the way there. kairi: I don't have time for this, suddenly ever speeded up and she preformed a spinning side kick to alex sending him into a tree. kairi: now for namine. namine replied : your not taking sora , kairi simply pulled out a photo and showed it to namine. AHHHH:namine yelled, as she passed out, what did you show her: askedsora looking confused . kairi replied : a picture of her at last years christmas party, anyway, come epona let us ride. epona pranced and looked at who had called him. epona: wtf!... your not link. kairi replied: aw... yes i am .now wearing links clothes. epona: no your not. kairi: look in less you want to join your former owner in thelake right now you better do what I say. epona responded: give me a cookie and I'm in, deal :replied kairi as she threw sora on the horse, jumped on the horse her self, and rode into the sunset ( still wearing links clothes ) only to be hit by a truck ten seconds later. Another day on destiny islands complete.
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author. Pleas R & R