author: hello and sorry for not updating sooner, but I had too work on my other fanfiction and do to some technical difficulties, it took a week to write. I only own alex and that's it, enjoy the fic

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Food Supply and On Demand ?

it was a nice day on destiny island, or it would be if it were not for the acid rain that was melting every thing with in a 5 mile radius. The birds were singing as much as possible before melting into smoldering piles of feather, the bee's would be buzzing if it weren't for the fact that they decided to let the queen get off her fat ass and get her own honey. sora, kairi, riku, and alex decided to stay inside and watch tv at riku's place not only in fear of the acid rain, but also in fear that if they didn't they were going to get a pile of feathery shit stuck to the bottom of there shoes

What should we watch :asked riku sitting in his chair, looking bored

alien vs predator :replied sora, looking as bored as riku , while sitting on the couch

na, how about the chronicles of riddick. :asked alex from his chair, also bored

overrated, how about van helsing :asked kairi sitting next to sora, bored as well

How about barney and friends:asked riku in a high pitched voice.

alex, kairi, and sora 0o;... wtf

well excluding riku's option we still have and since riku only has HBO we'll watch the chronicles of riddick :replied alex still creped out at riku's answer. They flipped through the hbo channels, and found that riddick was no were to be found. crap...it's not on :replied alex looking a little sad. you know there's alw- HELL NO, riku was cut of by sora.. don't worry i've got it covered :replied alex as he flipped it to a channel. suddenly something in sora's mind hit him. Stupidity... scenes...tingling :he said out loud, what was that sora :asked kairi still in her borad state of mind. sora quickly grabbed the remote, stood up on the couch, and said: my name is sora...and I have discovered...on demand...

5 minutes later-

my name is sora...and I have discovered... pause on demand: said sora as he quickly push a random button, my name is sora...and I have discovered...ff on demand. I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE :yelled alex as he made a reach for the remote and snatched it away from sora. NO! THE PRECIOUS:replied sora as he quickly made a jump for it, alex pulled out his scythe and put it quickly to sora's throat. sora gulped and replied: I'm sorries masters, sora did not mean to hurt masters, sora obeyes masters, good it must be destroyed, now on to mt.doom, the lord of the rings music is playing in the back rounds as alex quickly switch to a hobbits out fit, with a sword pointing in a random direction.

riku and kairi:...

what:asked alex, still in his outfit.

tell me, were you given any spec of sanity at birth :asked riku

nope :replied alex ,now resuming his pose

Fine ,whatever ,hey kairi can you pass me the bag of chips :asked riku, who was now ignoring both alex and sora

sure, here you go:replied kairi ,as she threw the bag of chips at riku

Riku caught them and replied with a thanks, before running his hand threw the bag and after a few moments of searching, his eye's widened in horror... CRAP! WERE OUT OF CHIPS:yelled riku in horror. well then you'll just have to go get some more, won't you :replied kairi, with a smile on her face, while trying to hold back her laughter. riku's face drained as he said: b-but you know how my parents are about food. I don't care, we need more chip's or we won't be able to enjoy the movie:replied kairi, fine but I'm taking someone with me and since sora is your boyfriend AND since he is the most insane person at the moment, I'll be taking alex with me. Alex put your normal ( if you could call them normal ) clothes on and get your ass over here, where going to get more nacho's :yelled riku sounding pissed. Okay, man those hobbits clothing itched like hell.:replied alex now in his normal clothing. kairi waited for riku and alex to leave before thinking to her self ( about time those two left, now it's only me and sora ) a grin grew on kairi's face and turned her head towards sora and said: oh sora! Sora who didn't have a clue as to what had happening, had found the remote and started to repeat precious, the precious over and over again with the remote in his hands ,until he saw kairi walk up to him with the grin still on her face. sora snapped to from his state of insanity looked at kairi who was still grinning and replied with only two words: oh, crap...

as riku and alex walked into the kitchen they could hear screams coming from the living room. ah rik- , don't ask, jak was cut off by riku. as they continued riku held out his hand in front of alex to stop him, hey what the:asked alex in shock, be quiet :replied riku as he pulled out a spray can and began to spray it all over the place to revel lasers all over the kitchen. alex stared in amazement, as he said: WTF, my parents are very sensitive about people touching there snacks :replied riku looking calm. so... what kind of traps are there :asked alex ,looking curiously. acid pitfalls, spear's, alligator traps, turrets, locus, ect :replied riku still came.

alex: 0o;

anyway we need to get some chips, so shall we:replied riku as he walked towards the lasers. Fine ,but I get the first dips on the chips:said alex who was walking towards the lasers. Mission impossible music starts to play in the back round as alex and riku start to do spy moves all over the place. amazingly in 17 minutes time they only moved about three inchs. Forget this, I'm calling in back up:replied alex while turning to look at riku. he slowly stood up, pointed finger toward the traps and replied, HOLY SHIT! ISN"T THAT A HUGE PILE OF PANCAKES OVER THERE!

yoda suddenly pops out of no were and asks frantically: seek of pancakes, I must. alex continued to point in the same direction and screamed: over there yoda, over there!. yoda quickly pulled out a light saber handle and turned it on to revel a fork shaped light saber on it and also pulled out a pancake, secure the pancakes, we must:yelled yoda as he preceded to destroy all the traps with his weapons. after three minutes, all the traps were destroyed the pancakes, were are they :asked yoda, sorry yoda I lied there isn't any pancakes around here. yoda dropped to his knee's and screamed: NOOOOOOO, before exploding into a million pieces, riku: wtf, don't worry he does that all the time, he'll respawn in a hour or two:replied alex looking confident, riku grabbed a bag of nacho's then, said: okay, we got the chips, now let's get back to the living room.

In the living room-

kairi saw riku and alex walk into the living room, hey guys, get the chips :asked kairi sitting comfortably on the couch. yeah ,but barley, hey what happened to sora. :asked alex , kairi just simply pointed toward the corner that sora was sitting ( fetal position ) by, sora was muttering something about plastic houses and silver hats. alex looked at sora then faced kairi and asked in a calm voice: What the f#$k did you do to him, we played monopoly while you guys were gone and I was winning replied kairi with a satisfying smirk on her face. Oh, well never mind then replied alex as he sat down in his chair and watched the movie with kairi and riku while eating a from a freshly open bag of chips well that was until sora made another grab for the remote and they were force to duck tape his mouth and tie him to the ceiling. Another day on destiny islands ...complete

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