Author: hello! Sorry for not updating in a week but I had another shitty week and I needed some time to relax and also I needed to get more inspiration, and thank's to my friend steven I was able to get some new ideas.
riku/kairi/sora/alex : thank you CRAZY SICO MAN ! They yelled at steven as he was dragged away in a straight jacket to be taken to a " special " hospital.
steven: ne carey, itos!
Author: truer words have never been spoken. now for the disclaimer
alex: he only owns me and any other character he makes, nothing else, enjoy the fic.
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Catfights and Syrup?
It was a beautiful f$ked up morning on destiny island, as riku, sora, and, kairi decided to have breakfast at alex's house.
so tell me again alex. Why is master yoda having breakfast with us:asked riku who was glaring at alex for reasons that will never no. well since we caused yoda to explode in the last chapter the lest we could do is give him some pancakes :replied alex as he was flipping a pancake. have pancakes, I must:said yoda in between bits as food flew from his mouth in all directions. The other s just signed in disgust of the " all mighty " jedi master. Here you go dude : said alex as he handed yoda a bach of pancakes. More syrup, I need :replied yoda as he used the force to pull a pitcher full of syrup to him and began to poor it on his pancakes. Hey! I thought you gave up the force:shouted sora who was a little shocked. Well...um...you see :replied yoda looking nervous. WTF, he's speaking out of haiku!
:yelled kairi as all the people around her ( even yoda ) stared at her with shocked expression's .I thought ladies weren't supposed to cures : replied riku with a cocked eyebrow and a grin on his face.
Well now that you know, it's time to get some things off my chest: replied kairi as she took in a deep breath. First riku GET A F$KING LIFE! just because you couldn't impress me doesn't give you the right to turn evil and against the worlds , second, sora GROW UP! Stop trying to beat people down with a giant key and get a better voice actor that doesn't make you sound like a girl, third yoda GET OVER YOUR F$KING OBSESSION WITH PANCAKES! we all know the force is over raided but since you have a contract with lucas arts, you have to use it, and finally alex GET A LIFE AS WELL! we know you're the light twilight user but still, try to get a life and maybe a girlfriend.. F$K! DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT WORD :shouted alex as his and sora's face turned pale.
what:asked kairi looking confused. she's drawn to that word :replied sora who's face was still pale
who :asked riku still confused, we do not speak her name:said alex in a hubbie ish voice ( the second harry potter movie, man I hate those books so i had to make fun of that little annoying smurf kncokoff. ), as long as you do not speak the word she will not come :replied sora ,also sacred. What you mean girlfriend:asked kairi, NOOOOOO:replied sora and alex, but it was to late for the front door swung open to revile a young laddie, she had light grey hair, blue eye's, a white shirt with yellow sleeves, brown shorts that came to her knees and black tennis shoes. riku stared for a moment with his mouth open
drooling at the site of the girl. she smiled and ran at neck breaking speeds towards the group. In 2 seconds alex was tackled to the ground by a white blur, followed with screams of pain and agony. GET HER OFF OF ME:screamed alex as he tried to pull the girl off. sora ran over to help alex, riku hesitated for a moment, then decided to help out. They tried to pry the girl loose but she held on tighter with each attempt till the point were she had crushed alex's bones to saw dust. Let go of him romona :said sora as he tried AGAIN to pry the girl off with an actual crowbar, it snapped in half, No! It took me forever to get the seaweed out of my hair, the cement off of my sneakers, AND to track alex down:she yelled as she grabbed him tighter alex screamed in pain. Uh romona, could you pleas let go of me:asked alex in a squeaky voice due to the lack of oxygen, I need to breath. ,Okay :she replied, with a smile and let go of alex. Uh... who are you. :asked kairi who was tired of being left out of the conversation. Romona turned toward kairi, smiled and replied: I'm alex's- THE HELL YOU ARE! alex cut romona, off. riku had a frustrated look on his face and though "man, she's taken ", while snapping his fingers, so how do you two know each other :asked kairi
with interest in her tone. well to put it short, do to my powers, I can travel to alternate universes and that's how I met her :replied alex in an angered sort of tone, and she's never left me alone since. Hey dose anybody notice that she has wolf ears on her head and a tail :asked yoda who had kept quite till now
everyone except for sora and alex looked at her and saw that she really did have wolf ears and tail. Oh I forgot to mention she's a foxtail ( star ocean 3, do not own) well that explain's everything :replied yoda still at the table. hey! that reminds me, your still not speaking in haiku :said kairi in a nicer tone of voice. yoda froze for a moment and replied: oh shit! He quickly pulled out a pair of sunglasses and a deneralizer. and did the flashy thing, then stated: you will remember everything except for me not speaking in haiku. everyone froze for a moment then replied with a group: WTF! Alex looked around and replied: well... while were thinking about what just happened, let's finish breakfast
everyone nodded and took a seat. begin again, we must :replied yoda as he took a bite out of his pancake, he narrowed his eye's, then replied: I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE SYRUP:He yelled as he quickly pulled out a green colored fork light saber and a pitcher of syrup, and ran toward ( what it seemed like ) a random corner in the room, he began to swing wildly at a figure in the shadows who had lept into the light to revel a person in a strange red and orange female shaped suit, with what seemed like a cannon on her left hand. SAMUS ARON:yelled everybody in the room except for yoda who had his eye's fixed on hers. yes :she replies in a cooled voice as she continues fights with yoda. Hey why are you two :fighting :asked romona. Samus and yoda just glanced at each and replied: we don't know hey samus why fight with yoda when you can fight with me :asked sora you think you could really stand up to me? Asked samus as she pulled her cannon up to face sora. You can't shot me with that cannon :said sora, plainly, why not asked samus still pointing her gun at sora. because... I'm really... OVER THERE:replied sora as he pointed in a random direction. No your over here replied samus still having her gun pointed at sora. Suddenly samus was shot in the head by a fast moving projectile, but since she was wereing her helmet the bullet was just reflected upward into the sealing WTF :samus cried out int shock, I told you so replied sora with a grin on his face. How the f$k did you do that:asked samus looking irritated. I'm really fast : said sora as he pulled a mcDonald soda from behind his back and began to drink it. everyone just sweat dropped, as alex replied: well... since you're here, why don't you join us samus? Why not :she replied as she took off her helmet. sora, riku, and alex all stared at her, or at least sora and alex would have if it weren't for the death glares from kairi and romona.. man, your hot:said riku wiping the drool of his mouth. that's nice but your not the one I'm here for :replied samus. I'm not :asked riku, looking down no, I'm after sora- WHAT! riku was shocked at samus's
answer. You herd me, so sora what do yo- HE'S TAKEN! kairi cut off samus and gave her a death glare. For once in samus's live she feels fear. ok then how about al- HE'S ALSO TAKEN:replied romona cutting samus off and giving her a death glare. hey I'm n– YES YOU ARE:yelled romona giving alex a death glare too. alex stepped back a bit and replied uh...samus...I'm taken. But you know- that was all samus could say before kairi stood up, walk toward her and slapped her across the face. Riku saw this and yelled: daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn, alex: kairi just b slapped samus, sora: let's see it in again, here's the rind up!... the b!... and the SLAP! Kairi shot sora a death a death glare, uh... I was taking about samus replied sora looking scared, Samus also shot him a death glare, uh... I meant... romona, romona gave him a apocalypse-like glare, YODA, I SAID YODA, change to girl, on sure of, yoda looks down his midget sized pants, be damned, I am ( translation " I'll be damned " ). Everybody just stepped away from yoda at that point.
well... you still can't have them said kairi as she proceeded to beat the crap out of samus, romona joined in as well. Riku, sora, and alex had pulled out lawn chairs an watched the fight.
5 seconds later-
a huge bright light appeared reveling a person who looked identical to alex only he was wearing a over sized white shirt with green sleeves, extremely baggy black pant's with A LOT of pockets on it and black tennis shoes, it was the author.
Author looked at the group and asked: what are you guys doing? Watching them fight replied sora as he kept his eye's on the cat fight. The author looked at the cat fight and asked: you know were going to have to stop this right? Handle this, I will yelled yoda as poured syrup on the fighters. The syrup instantly harden and the fighters were froze in place. Aww... replied alex and riku as they saw the girl's fight had stopped. Sora just stared for a moment and yelled: awesome! yoda! can you teach me to do that! Come young one ,let me teach you the way's, of the syurp : replied yoda in a serious tone of voice. I will not disappoint you, master :said sora who was now wearing a familiar set of clothes
in a random hotel somewere-
someone come out of the bath room, and looks at the bed to see that his clothes were gone
Someone: WTF! Were are my clothes, he spots a letter on the bed picks it up and reads it
Dear luke
Sorry, but yoda has a new apprentice now, he was tired of you nagging about how you can't get your hair to spike up like clouds or how you can't get a girlfriend, so he decided to choose me as his new apprentice so he picked me, and told me to raid your room.
Signed sora.
Luke: you'll pay for this sora! you little bast-
back at the house-
alex stared at sora and said: you know were going to have to snap sora out of becoming a jedi. Ya or kairi's going to get really pissed, but how:replied riku as he also continued to stare at sora. I'm on it! Sora look! Screamed the author as he threw th t.v. remote at yoda, sora took a moment to register the last 5 seconds and screamed: NO! THE PRECIOUS! As he began to beat the crap out of yoda. Dose he even realize that that's not even riku's remote asked alex out loud. Don't know, don't care, it fixed the problem didn't it, while were waiting for the girls syrupy prison to melt and for sora to stop kicking yoda's ass why don't we go play some video games :asked the author who was now out of breath. Okay:replied riku and alex at same time as they walked into the house, and so after 3 hour's the girls finally broke out of there prison and began to beat the crap out of the boy's for not helping them out of there predicament, then afterwards attempted to beat the crap out of yoda after sora was done with him, only to have yoda throw more syrup on them repaeting the process over again, another day on destiny island...complete
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author: I give special thanks to my friend steven were ever he may be...
at the " special " hospital.-
steven had just eaten his " candy " and was bouncing off the white walls ( literally ).
Doctor 1: it seem's that there is no hope for him I'm afraid will have to put him down
Doctor 2: but how shall we do it!
Doctor 1: only the most advance techniques in are medical training can be used on him for he wields " the syrup " ( he picks up a random rock and throws it at steven, causing him to faint )
Doctor 2: that didn't turn out well
Doctor 1: indeed, hey! While were waiting for him to wake up, let's go play some video games
Doctor 2: sweet! He replied as they walked off to play video game's
author: pleas read and review, it kinda sucks having only one review so if you don't mind pleas tell me what you think.
Yoda: may the syrup, be with you, starwars music play's in the back as the screen goes dark..