Author: welcome back, I would like to say thanks to my three reviewer's Inquz, Zexion72, and killerdoodlebug. oh and kdb I've been on here for what two, maybe three months now? and you've been on here for THREE YEARS, so I quess it's kinda normal for for you to have more reviews than I do, now there's only one more thing to do before I start the fic.

,pimp smacks alex, alex: WTF! what was that for!

author: that was for not working harder, if you did, we'd have more reviews by now, so I'm going to give you some extra " special " torment in this chapter

alex: you don't mean! romona: you don't mean! "author nods" alex take's out a shotgun and attempts to blow his head off...but falls. alex: DAMN! out of bulets

romona: FINALLY, starts to jump up and down like a excited four year old

author holding bullets behind back: now alex do the disclaimer

alex: FINE! He only owns me and romona.

romona: but that mean's were meant for each other, tackles alex to the ground. Alex: you know , I really hate you right now

author: yup, now enjoy the fic!

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Lord of the pimps, and fellowship of the bling, or not ?

starwars music starts to play in the background as words start to appear on the screen.

Far, Far, Away in a f$k up galaxy, were children in giant shoes and BIG ASS door's rein, a boy with a giant car key had beat the shit out of john crapper ,the man who invented the flush-able toilet, also know as ansem. I mean come on, who wouldn't change there name, john CRAP-per, just hearing it makes you want to and the toilet was named after him ,how would you like it if everybody yelled, hold on I've got to use the john, or go to the john before you hurl in class. but that's besides the point...

in this galaxy a 14 year old forced other innocent 14 year old's and a 15 year old to do his biding and extremely random stuff for his and other's amusement ( I'll give you three guess's who and the first two don't count. ) were randomness is law and galaxies collied. Let us watch, point, and laugh...

It was a beautiful evening on destiny islands, regardless of the fact that ravenous squirrels were running threw the streets, looting places, burning houses, an eating ronald mcdonald, ever thing seemed normal. Giving in to there friend's begging the kingdom hearts characters were at alex's house , trying the famous russian/ french/ leipercon sport of flaming every thing to fiery piles of shit ( man the word shit is used a lot in my fic's, huh ) which is a great sport of class and delicacy.

DIE you damn little pirate eye patch wearing, barney liking, chip and dale knock off, mustache wearing wannabe communists piles of shit :screamed alex as he waved his flamethrower insanely as he burned a group of 74 mustache wearing squirrels into piles of molten flesh. Sora, riku, kairi, and romona were standing very, vvveeerrryyy, far away from alex in his state of insanity. Alex looked at them and said: now, you have to scream a very loud , somewhat long random sentence, with at least two curse's in it, while swinging the flamethrower violently, kairi , you first, kairi began to step up when a hand pulled her back. Why does kairi get to go first, pick me instead : wined romona, while giving alex a glare. Because do you remember the last time you had a flamethrower...

FLASH BACK

die, DIE, burn under my greatness muahahahahahaha :screamed romona who was on top of a house burning things left and right with HER flamethrower, while being surrounded by huge flames.

riku/sora/kairi,... 0o

alex: --signs, hopefully, I just may die in these fire...

END FLASH BACK

come on I wasn't that bad...:romona replied with a smile. yet you some how burnned down most of the neighborhood, lead an army of ravenous squirrels against the town, and kill mister rogers in five minutes : said alex with a grin. Kairi came up as alex handed her the flame thrower, romona went back to were see was standing while thinking on how to kill kairi. Now remember the rules :said alex who was standing right next to her, kairi nodded and pulled the trigger and began to swing violently for 5 minutes only to not have even scorched a single blade of grass.

ha! I knew she was to "delicate" to actually hit something :yelled romona with a satisfied grin on her face. at that moment, somehow ( probably do to rage ) kairi took proper aim jumped 30 feet into the air( alex and riku are just staring at her, with there jaws open, at this point ) and completely surrounded herself in a flame design which resembled a phoenix. The entire back yard was decimated at the devastation of the red haired girls attack, but some how, romona, alex, and riku were all on touched.

riku looks around and replies: it's not possible...

No one can pull off that move with out at least giving someone first degree burns :said alex, finishing riku's sentence.

and I thought I had bad aim :replied sora looking extremely confused,. hey what's that?

Kairi, who was exhausted from the attack, had fallen asleep next to a weird looking medallion about as big as her hand. Romona was closest, so she picked up the weird object and said: hey guys come take a look at this. What is it :cried alex, as he and riku ran up to her, he was busy with riku trying to see if his yard was still in some what of one piece . it's a medallion and I think it has something on it here let me read it :said sora who was looking over romona's shoulder.

One bling to kick ass, one bling to pimp smack them all

that's the evil bling that's suppose to make people do crazy things, when they have it on :screamed alex in a state of shock. romona thought for a moment and a evil grin appeared on her face, she turned to alex,( with soulless evil eye's I might ad ) and replied: alex hold still! ( this is the part were I torment alex ) wha- that was all alex before romona tackled him and put him into a deep kiss. Sora and riku just stood there for a moment, until romona got off of alex, humming happily. sora finally shook out of his state of shock and asked: are you ok. Alex just looked at him coldly and simply replied: IT FELT LIKE SHE SUCK OUT MY SOUL!.riku also broke out of his state of shock and screamed: Noooooooo! Why couldn't be me, ya, why couldn't been you :replied alex who was now on his feet. The bling caused me to do it , it took over my mind :replied Romona in a sweet tone

. You have a mind, wow ,I guess you do learn something everyday :said a familiar voice; alex looked at the figure and said: so your finally up, kairi. ya that attack took a lot out of me :replied kairi who was now sitting on a chair that some how survived the blast. that's good replied sora now standing next to kairi. alex, on the other turned his attention back to romona and said: about the bling, first you have to be wearing it for it to take over, romona thought for a moment and replied: damn, I forgot about that part. Second,the bling must be delt with, assemble the people

5 minutes later-

They did the lord of the rings thing ,with the chairs around the table ,with the bling in the middle.

There were the kingdom hearts crew, samus, yoda, romona, and alex.

So tell me again why are we here :asked samus, sounding a little irritated

we must discus a way to destroy the bling : replied sora, in a serious tone of voice.

A way, we must find :said yoda in his jedi like voice.

But how : asked kairi while trying to think of a way to destroy the bling

it's easy, we just have to take , to mount doom, which is threw monster infested mountains, forests of no return, serpent bearing waters and paths with, HUGE lava spuing, active volcano's. so... how huge are the serpents :asked sora, stupidly, ever see the disney movie Atlantis :asked riku in a clam

manner. Who thinks sora should take the bling to mount doom:yelled romona while she raising her hand everybody raise's there hands except for sora. Sora hesitated for a moment and replied: f-f-fine I'll t-t-ake the bling t-t-o m-mount d-d-doom, but who hill come with me. Everyone look's at each other. Sorry, but no:said samus, sorry but being twilight, I can't really do the whole "save the world theme" :replied riku, what he said :yelled alex, while pointing to riku, if alex isn't going than neither am I :stated romona, sorry ,but I'm suppose to be the girl that get's kidnapped and has to be rescued, so I'll stay here and cheer you on : said kairi, your destiny, this is, Alone :replied yoda ,as they all pushed sora out of the yard, ran back to there chair's, and waved to him while saying "good luck". ya...thanks :replied sora in a cold manner. well here I go

half a second later-

The author appeared in a flash of light, he was wearing a towel ( that was pretty much it ) and was soaking wet, A HA! THERE IT IS! He screamed in excitement. Sora looked at him confused, that's mine sora said the author, in a came tone of voice, But I thought this was supposed to be the evil bling:asked sora, in a mad tone of voice. Hell no! That's my lucky charm, and I want it back. Hesitating sora handed the author his bling..Err I mean his lucky charm. Hey, can you answer me one question :asked sora, sure :replied the author, just exactly why was it berried under ground in ,alex's back yard :asked sora, STILL confused. Riku stole it and was planning on making you go threw a huge dangerous journey so he could get a good kick out of how stupid you are :replied the author as he vanished. And so sora preceded to beat the shit out of riku when he returned, then spending the rest of the day burning helpless mustache wearing squirrels to flaming piles of crap. Another day on destiny islands...complete. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

author. Pleas R & R