Author: hello and welcome, today I have decided to made a special chapter , with the permission of my friend Zexion72, I'm going to cross are fic's for ONLY one chapter. In this one, my fic characters and the kingdom crew meet his alex, which will be referred to as ZA for a less confusing chapter,. ZA is based off my friend's fic, " another comrade " and it's sequel " among the stars " which is based off the star ocean three video game universe. now for the disclaimer.
disclaimer: I only own MY alex ,and romona, nothing more, zexion owns HIS alex, same thing, enjoy the fic
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Cards and a Taco ?
It was a beautiful day on destiny island, with every thing being...normal? WTF, the announcer looks around and indeed, every thing was in order... wait, scratch that , here come's the 50 foot ronald mcdonald robot. Your late:yelled the announcer in a pissed of tone, sorry but an army of fudge monkeys was trying to take over the restaurant, so I had to lead a counter-attack with a group of mustache wearing squirrels ( damn you squirrels , trying to over throw my army, damn you ! ). Who was the rebellions commander:asked the announcer, some 14 year with weird cloths on :replied robo ronald. Whatever, look, just get to destroying the town so we can move on with the fic :said the announcer in a calm voice. sure :replied robo ronald as he began to destroy the town.
At kairi's house, on aware that a 50 foot ronald mcdonald robot was destroying the town, the kingdom crew decided to play a friendly game of cards...( When is anything in my fic's " friendly "). alex is seen running over kairi's yard ( which was over 5 acer's long ) chasing sora, with three cards in his hand, three wishes:screamed alex as he ran toward sora with the three wishes keyblade in hand. Sora quickly spun around with two cards in his hand and yelled: oblivion, as he dashed towards alex, the boys locked blades as they struggled to over power one another, you guys never change :cried a mysterious voice, both alex and sora looked up at riku, he had a grin on his face as he said: dark break, both alex and sora both only managed to reply with a simple word before being incased in a huge explosion:... f$k!. As the smoke was settling a voice could be herd screaming " thunder ", lucky riku managed to hear this and dodged in time, and asked shockly: how did you survive that attack, luckily! I had a vexen card :replied sora with a smile on his face. But what about alex :asked riku with a grin on his face, alex ,who was also standing were the blast was, replied as he held up a card: lucky for me, I had this. Both riku and sora look at the card, ah... alex, you do know that's a bambi summoning card right :asked riku with a confused look on his face. Yup, and he made an excellent shield:replied alex with a smile on his face. riku and sora looked at each other a shrugged, well... no one liked bambi anyway : replied riku with a not caring voice. Anyway, let's get back to the game :yelled sora as he held up two cards, donald, goofy, in a flash both donald duck and goofy appeared with there weapons ready, then looking up and at the scenery before both replying : wtf, donald! goofy:screamed sora as he tackled them to the ground, were have you guys been for the past 5 chapters. How the f$k should we know :replied donald while pushing sora off and standing up, goofy standing up as well., gwash donald don't you remember, we were being tortured in the author's f$ked up mind remember...
FLASHBACK
in the authors mind-
now im going to tell you one more time, eat the taco:yelled the author in a very pissed off tone, as he held up a taco
Hell no:yelled donald, who was chained by the wrist's to the wall
comon donald, his torment's aren't that bad :yelled goofy, who was locked to a spinning disk, as penguins threw knifes at him
donald looked at goofy and replied: you wouldn't say that if you still had your eye's...
ENDFLASHBACK
fear ,the taco :replied donald ,who was now in the fetal position. Every one looked at him and signed, after a few moments of watching donald go threw his mid-life crises, sora finally spoke up: hey goofy, if you lost your eye's, why do you have them now? Gawsh , I really don't know sora :replied goofy while he held his chin, I can answer that! Cried the author as he popped out of empty space, also known as the author's mind, wtf!... how did you do that :asked riku looking confused. With MAGIC ...woosh, now then will you guy's get back to killing each other, there are people watching and your leaving a bad image for my fanfiction by acting sane, said the author, in a somewhat pissed off tone. Everyone shrugged and continued fighting. Looks like it's time to call in some of my own reinforcements :said author as he held up a card and cried, " gate to the star's "
somewhere in a not so f$ked up galaxy -
It's nice to finally get away from that fanfic and have a nice trip, for once: said a mysterious man who was driving a federation ship with stereo ( surround sound ), big screen tv, all game consel's ever made, on board training simulators, internet, and a cup holder.
Suddenly there was a huge light that covered the entire ship while the mysterious man replied with a stream of words ( that's a hint people ).
back in the f$ked up galaxy-
a HUGE bright light appeared as a strange man came out of it. Everyone in the immediate area replied with a wtf. Who are you asked donald who finally broke out of his mid-life crises. Aw...alex :replied the mysterious man ( who will now be referred to as za from now on ). Wtf your name can't be named alex I'm named alex :cried alex in a angered tone of voice, well some am I so deal with it :stated za who was looking around, were am I your in my galaxy, due to me :replied the author who sounded proud, WHAT! I LEFT ONE FIC JUST TO END UP IN ANOTHER, THATS IT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, HEY YOU OTHER GUYS HELP ME OUT:cried za while giving a death glare that could match romona's ( now that's true horror ). Everyone toke out there weapon's and prepared to attack the author, oh shit, I need back up, BOB! GIVE ME STRENGTH:cried the author as he looked up to the sky. Just then a, bald, midget new york cab driver appeared holding a taco and hovered in the sky, ( now if you've watched dbz then imagine him with shinran's ( the seven star dragon's ) voice) your... .wish... is... ...granted : replied bob as his bald head shined a bright light. The author waited for a moment and replied: Hey! WTF! nothing happened . Well, duh you're the author your control every thing in here you dumbass :replied bob, still holding the taco, we are all just fragment's of a illusion, created from the collection of 0's and 1's made for the amusement for nonfictional people to enjoy, as they control over are live's, everyone else:..., well that would explain why the torture set is next to this one :said the author with a confused look on his face. If you guy's are done can I g- a snapping sound was herd as bob came crashing down to the ground, CRAP! MY WHIR SNAPPED:cried bob as he hit the ground hard, everyone looked up to see a helicopter in the sky hovering over bob's position, driver1: oh man there on to us, quick let's get out of here :replied driver2, as the helicopter took off. Hey! What's going on out here :cried a mysterious voice. Hey! wait, I know that voice :replied za as he turned around, MARIA, ( if you've played star ocean 3 ,you'll know what she look's like and i'm to lazy to tell you ) standing behind maria was romona and kairi. Hello alex ( za ) how was your trip :replied maria, who was looking a little confused to have seen him earlier then expected.. It was going nicely UNTIL THIS IDIOT BROUGHT ME HERE:yelled alex as he held the author up by the collar of his shirt, by the way maria, what are you doing here.
maria looked at him and replied: I play a card game's here every Saturday, remember. OH,so this is the fked up galaxy you were telling me about: said alex as he looked around. Hey what are you guy's doing :cried riku, who had got bored of watching both donald in his mid-life crisis and bob in raging pain along with sora, then the look came into his eye's as he saw maria. Sora and alex noticed this, ran over to za and informed him of the situation. Maria noticed riku approaching and took no interest that was until he started to get to close for comfort and she decided to take a step back for every step he took forward, until za stepped in the way ,as maria signed in relief. Za: your friend's informed me about you, riku looked at sora and alex while giving them death glare's, and maria's taken :za finished, but :cried riku no :replied still :said riku no :replied za come on, no, just a little, No! Just for a minute NO! How ab- was all riku could say before za extended his hand's as it started to glow purple ( now this is za's aura power, read zexion72's fic and you'll know what it is ) as it spread to the ground and started to form a human shaped figure that resembled...MR.T ?. true enough, the aura was shaped like mister t, he approached riku slowly and said: I pity the foo, who has white hair, as he pimp smacked riku. I pity the fool who use's the soul eater as a weapon, mister t pimp smacked riku again. I pity the foo, who has to give in to darkness, control the heartless, tag team up with john crapper on his best friend who STILL beat the shit out of him with ONLY a giant key, just to try to impress a red head that still rejected him and went for his best friend who beat people with a key and has a girl-like voice, that's just sad, mister t gave riku such a hard pimp smack that he was sent all the way to the moon, as the aura shaped like mister t disappeared with everyone looking at za,...what?
nothing :replied everyone at the same time. Romona who had finally broken out of her state of confused state finally looked around and yelled: Kairi! look at what they've done to your yard! Kairi also took notice and yelled: YOU BAKA's! YOU COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY YARD, YOU'LL GOING TO HAVE TO REBUILD IT FROM SCRATCH! But- was all the guy's guys could say before they say what kairi had in her hand, it was brown, small, and full of chicken, they say this and quickly began to rebuild the yard, or what was left of it anyways. And so after finally finishing there work ( after five hour's ) they went into town only to find a 50 foot ronald mc danold robot on the ground with town's people dancing on top of it and on the streets, looking up seeing superman flying as he waved to the people, not paying attention to were he was going and ended up getting hit by a 50 ton airplane, which crashed into the town and caused more damage to the town, only leaving alex's ,romona's, kairi's, sora's, and riku's house completely untouched, another day on destiny island's...complete
somewhere on the moon-
man this thing really is made of pizza, big-screen tv's, gaming consel's, drink's, and EXTREMELY kickass chair's : replied riku who was watching t.v
suddenly riku sensed something as he looked around, large sized figure's appeared from the dark side of the moon, they had tail's, they where brown as fudge, and had sharp teeth ( guess who )
Riku looked at this and replied: oh...shit
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author; I hoped you liked it, if your interested in reading more about ZA ( Zexion72's alex ) then read his fanfic, that's it for me until next time... later