Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I never will. Which is a good thing because if I did the universe would probably collapse.

Summary: Crack drabble. Sakon and Ukon and the finer points of sharing a body when sex is involved.

Warnings: Yaoi and incest (sorta). Or maybe just masturbation. And an attempt to seduce Tayuya.

Cyber-"Welcome to crack central. So I was staring at my ceiling this morning and this idea hit me out of the blue. I really need to get better at that. . . But until I do you get to enjoy (or not) more of these completely off the wall fics."

Inside Out

Sakon really is so much fun to play with. His dear twin brother riles up so easily. Ukon almost smirks. Sakon has felt his movements inside their body, they are really so sensitive to each other, and is already snarling out a warning. He'd stop but he's bored and Sakon is beautiful when he's worked up. They really should work on reducing their narcissism.

And somewhere nearby, Ukon has his eyes closed so he's not sure where, Tayuya has picked up on what's going on and is cursing them both loudly. But she isn't leaving. Someday this will all pay off and they'll get to fuck her. Then maybe Sakon will thank him instead of squirming and protesting.

Of course the protests are part of the reason why he does this. It isn't nearly so much fun without. Ukon gives in and smirks when Sakon's protests are cut off with a little whine. He can feel Sakon's hands pressed against the nearby wall in order to steady their suddenly shaky body. His own are busy fondling their prostate. One of the benefits of being able to manifest anywhere is that he doesn't have to stretch and reach his fingers to do so.

Ukon purrs at the pleasure, and at Sakon's breathy sound of defeat. Sakon always was the more vocal of the two of them. He prods again and listens with pleasure at Sakon's little moan and purrs again at the stab of pleasure lancing through them. That's the other reason he does this. Because they share their body so completely they also share sensation. And it's been a while since they've had sex or masturbated.

He works his other hand around front to stroke and chuckles as Sakon quite uselessly bucks in attempt to get more. Sakon snarls again at his chuckle and snaps, "Don't tease, damn it!" It's so easy to get him to give in. Of course, since Sakon is asking. . .

It doesn't take long to get them off. And amusing to listen to Sakon curse at the state of their clothing. Ukon settles back into his usual position and basks in the afterglow.

Sakon has to complain one last time. "Damn it, Ukon! Would you quit doing that!" It's for propriety's sake he supposes. After all, most twins wouldn't ever think of touching each other in a sexual manner. He doesn't see a problem with it though and in spite of the protests Sakon doesn't either. They do share a body most of the time. And he'd never think of touching Sakon when they are separate. He's not some pervert.

But Tayuya, they've discovered, is. He's pretty sure she's got at least one twin fantasy and they'd love to oblige her. She curses them again, "Fucking freaks!" But there's just a bit of a blush on her cheeks and the way she squirms before she storms off reveals a lot more than she intends.

When she leaves Sakon huffs, "Next time I'm going to make you be in control when we wash our clothes! You could at least let us undress first." He laughs. It really is so much fun to play with his brother.
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Cyber-"Hurrah for Sakon and Ukon fics! They have so much potential, especially for crack. But now I'll leave you alone and go plot more. Leave a review or three please!"