Author: hello and welcome, I have come to believe ( found out ) that you lose 50 brain cell's for every second you read my fanfic, interesting isn't it. Now before we begin I would like to announce that in a couple of week's I will be coming out with a new fanfic called, harvest moon: life suck's, get a new one! ( Humor / adventure), so if you like this fic please read and review it.

disclaimer: I only own alex and romona, enjoy the fic

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Holy Shit ,part1: The guy who Crap's it ?

It was a peaceful day on destiny island, disregarding the SECOND 50-foot ronald mcdonald robot that was tarring up the town avenging his brother, DAMN YOU DELL! AND YOUR CONSPIRACY"S: yelled the ronald mcdonald robot, as he took out a giant banana from his pocket and threw it at a near by airport causing it to explode.

Somewhere, unaware that another 50 foot ronald mcdonald was destroying there town AGAIN, the kingdom hearts crew had decided to go go-carting to help pass the time. ah crap:yelled sora from the behind seat on the two seat go-cart ( they were all riding on two seat go-cart's I might add ) A huge explosion was herd as a go-cart flew by just barely missing the it by mere inches. Kairi, watch out for the bomb's on the course :said sora how was a little relieved that they had gotten past the bomb's laid on the road, kairi just looked up at him and replied: it was ether that or a spike shell up are ass's , beside's I think namine and riku picked up a trio of shell's after they launched the shell. Behind them namine and riku were catching up in there go-cart ( namine driving and riku firing ) and had just picked up some red shell 's. Namine, get as close as you can to them, then I'll fire the shell :said riku who was taking aim with a red shell.

inside the red shell-

Turtle: ok, how the hell did I rind up with this job, first there was the one with the ninja wannabe's, then the one were I served the big fat guy with spikes on his back...bow-ser I think his name was it, finally I end up with this job, just my f$king luck...

outside the red shell-

finally, now keeper her steady namine, ready, aim, FIRE:yelled riku as he threw the shell at sora's and kairi's go-cart. Sora! look out:screamed kairi as she noticed the red shell heading straight for them. Don't worry, I'm on it:replied sora as he stood up on his seat. All of a sudden, sora reached his right hand sideway's out as a object came flying out of his jacket, he assumed the proper position, and turned it on to revel a green colored fork lightsaber. Just then the red shell came hurtling towards them, sora stretched out his left and reveled a pitcher of syrup, and tossed it towards the shell.

the turtle saw this coming and replied: oh,...f-, a HUGH climatic explosion was formed as the shell and syrup collided causing the to go-cart's to topple over into the grass with everyone falling out and a big dust cloud over taking them. After a few minutes the cloud disappeared and reveled them all on the ground in different positions. Sora was the first the start to move and sat straight up, looked up and tried to remember what had just happened, then all of a sudden was hit in the head with something heavy and cold, sora could only reply to this in the only proper manner: what the HELL:he yelled as he looked down at what hit him then, HOLY SHIT!

over on another part of the track, alex and romona were watching on the stand's, due to the fact that there vehicle was " damaged " , and needed repair, so here they were watching there friend's having fun, while alex was going threw hell having to put up with romona, the fact that she was latched to his arm did not help, watching from there seat's. alex thought back to when there car needed repair-

FLASHBACK- Okay, alex you go see if there is any spare ammo left while I fix the go-cart : romona said with a bright smile

fine : replied alex as he left to find more ammunition.

as sone as alex left romona's smile went from a bright smile to a evil grin and thought ( this is to easy )

as sone as alex returned , he came back to see if romona was successful and was in shock, romona just looked at him and smiled, and replied: sorry but I couldn't save it. That was an understatement, half the car was crushed by what looked like giant wrench mark's, the other side was completely striped of all it's part's

romona' who was still smiling said in a nice tone: I guess will just have to watch the other's from the stand's now. The fact she was trying to hide a giant wrench behind her and failing did not help matter's-

ENDFLASHBACK-

hey romona, do you mind letting go of my arm : asked alex looking VERY! uncomfortable, your crushing my bone. what was that :asked romona while she turned to look at him, with a glare that could match the power of 100, 50 foot ronald mcdonald robot's

ah...um..look! It's a 50 foot ronald mcdonald robot :screamed alex as he point in a random direction.

when romona looked away, alex brought out a HUGE! crowbar twice his size and tried to pry her off with it ,but it snapped sending a huge piece into the sky... Some were in the sky-

Superman was seen flying in the sky, with a ice pack on his head, while muttering something about ronald's and bananas. Suddenly, he turned his head to see a object spinning uncontrollably toward him.

he then thought for a moment, is it a bird? ( author: what the hell and no ), is it a plane? ( author: if it is, Then I want to try it out and it better have peanut's DAMMIT! ) is it superman? ( okay, now, superman is officially and dumbass ). It's a ...crowbar? He thought for a moment and replied: crap, before he was hit with a half ton crowbar across the face, falling down into the shark infested water's

back at the stand's-

alex had finally managed to pry romona off his arm, when all of a sudden, he was hit in the head by a very cold and VERY large object hit him in the head, romona cried out in shock and tried to see if alex was okay, alex turned his head toward the direction of where the object fail, he looked at it and replied HOLY SHIT!

an hour later the kingdom hearts crew had met under a sturdy stronghold to escape the rain of holy shit the was being poured upon them, ok, it was a oversized shed, but it's the thought that count's. so... why exactly is there holy shit ( a.k.a hail ) raining down on us :asked sora who was sitting next to kairi.

It must be happening again :replied the author who some how appeared out of then air ( author: with MAGIC...whoosh, no seriously, I'm good at appearing out of thin air ).what's happening asked alex, a little curious, well, it appears that the people at mount olympus are having " trouble " with what they last ate :stated the author. Why do you think it's the people at mount olympus : asked namine who was sitting next to sora, with riku on the other side of her. There the highest up, and after you reach a certain degree crap is considered holy shit :replied the author who had a all-knowing look on his face, every one else looked scared and glanced at each other, but not to worry, I have a plan...

cliff hanger

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author: next time, Holy Shit ,part 2: The great Flashback