Summary; The owners of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes have written a Joke Book, which will be found at your Friendly Local Magic Book Shop, Mr. Lupin if you are reading this Advertisement please Hide your little red book as they plan to publish it too!
Disclaimer: All Jokes I've heard at some stage of my life (there maybe name changes) and all the characters you don't know belong to me
Chapter One
Mad Muggles (are they really mad as they say?)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.
"Before you make a silly comment that is a muggle song" Hermione Granger
'Yeah, what ever you say Ronnie-kin's Girlfriend' grinned George
Q; why did the Man get man fired from the Banana factory?
A; He threw out all the bent ones.
"Aren't Bananas supposed to be bent?" ask Lee
'Yes Lee!'
"Wow, he's really mad?"
Q; what's the difference between an ordinary man and Superman?
A; An ordinary man wears his underpants on the inside.
"What a weirdo wearing your undies on the outside of your pants" said Fred
'Hey, Harry what's a superman?' Ask George
"Superman is a comic that muggles read about a man that can fly without a broom and saves lives" answered Harry
Q; what do you call a girl who stands on a tennis court?
A; Annette
Q; why did the one handed man cross the road?
A; He wanted to go to the second hand shop
"He's really mad, if he wanted to get a new hand he should of gone to St. Mungos" Percy said
'All groan'
"You know Perce, you've just killed the joke' said Bill
'All snicker'
Boss: You're looking much better now, Ron. How's that Pain?
Ron: She's away on a business trip
"Ron that wasn't very nice" Huffed Hermione
"Fred you are so dead" Roared Ron
Charlie was very nervous about going in a plane. "Do these planes crash often?" he asks the Flight Attendant
'No' She Smiled, 'Only once'
"Who want to go into that contraption, when you have a Broom?"
Lee: Our Teacher went to the West Indies For Holidays
Hermione: Jamaica?
Lee: No, She went of her own accord.