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Chapter Two
Books
Life under the sea by Sandy Bottom
Picnic at the beach by Sandy Egg
My life at the Gas station by Phil R. Upp
Life in the Jungle by Harry Ape
I get paid peanuts by Ella Phant
"Fred you know these aren't real books" Harry Stated
'I know mate, but aren't these great' answered George
It's Summer time by Theresa Greene
Crossing the ocean in a rowing boat by Eva Lott
Me and the Wife by Ian Shee
I met a Yeti by Anne Tanctic
How to keep pet Snakes by Sir Pent
On Collecting Reptiles by Ivor Frog
Wriggly Creatures; How to do guide to collecting them by Tina Worms
My best Friend (the witch) by Ann Otherwitch
Black Magic by Sue Pernatural
"Black magic means dark wizards and witches to the muggles" said Hermione
Long walk home by Miss D. Bus
Sleep by Annie Stethic
In the Country by Theresa Greene
"Gee, Isn't Theresa Greene Popular"
I caught the Loch Ness Monster by Janet A. Big-Wun
The Housing Problem by Rufus Quick
I saw a Vampire by Ron Fast