Cooties
"I love you, Edward."
"Bastard"
"You don't mean that."
"Yes I do."
"Edward..."
"Leave me alone. Don't touch me!"
"You didn't seem to mind when I was touching you earlier."
"That was before I knew you had cooties. By the way, I'm telling Riza. She'll deal with them properly. I hope she shoots you somewhere vital. You deserve. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a shower and see if I can get your filthy germs off me."
Edward smirks evilly as he stalks out of the room to go find Riza so he can tell on Roy. He just knows she'll enjoy the show just as much as he does.
A.N. - 00 I have no idea where this came from. This is a Ed/Roy pairing apparently. I didn't really intend for this to turn out this way but who am I to complain. Like I said last chapter if you have a particular pairing or you want a story written about someone tell me and I'll see what I can do.
P.S. Someone should take me out and shoot me for writing this. I obviously wasn't in my right mind.