Title: Five Things That Never Happened to Sakurazuka Setsuka
Author: Elf Asato
Written: 10/20/05
Summary: Setsuka and Seishirou.
Disclaimer: Not mine whatsoever.
Notes: Written for the "Five things that never happened to..." challenge on the Togakushishrine community at Livejournal.

Five Things That Never Happened to Sakurazuka Setsuka
Three
By Elf Asato

"You know," Setsuka said to Seishirou as she sat in the backyard with him, idly toying with a sakura petal, "I don't think I want to be the Sakurazukamori anymore."

"Oh?" Seishirou asked with marked interest, acting the part of her lawn chair as she leaned against him, "Did you want me to kill you today?"

She shook her head. "Oh no, no, I didn't mean like that, though I do want you to be the new one soon. ...Instead of the Sakurazukamori...I want to be the Tsubakizukamori! I mean, think about it, Seishirou. We could be a mother-son team of assassins! You can be the Sakurazukamori, and I'll be the Tsubakizukamori! Doesn't that sound like fun?"

"Er...I don't think it works that way, mother..."