Disclaimer:

I figured out my problem. I suffer from the rare disease called lackoinspiration. Or it could be that I'm just chronically lazy...most likely the second one. I have sick, so if I start typing funny, it's because I'm on drugs. So thanks to you wonderful people who reviewed! For those of you who didn't, may you be copiously (ichihono'o help! how do you spell that!) flushed with saline. JK...Sorry, the randomness just happens, get used to it. It's my brain convulsing as a result of too much homework! NEWAYZ...on to the fic! I like pie...

And now, a word to the people who actually care!

Overactive Mind: It does seem likely that a good grope from Miroku would make Sango snap out of it, but then, where would the rest of the story fit in? TFTR (Thanks for the review)

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Miroku tensed as Sango's sword came down. Funny how things like this seem to take forever...

"Miroku, what did you do this time?"

Miroku looked up to see the last person he would have expected. Kagome was standing in front of him, Sango's wrists held firmly in her hands. Sango didn't seem to be resisting.

"What did you do?" Kagome shot him a furious and seemingly practiced glare.

"I didn't do anything...I think..." Miroku said hesitantly. He wasn't sure that the jug was the cause of this, at least he hoped Sango wasn't really this mad at him. Darn reputation!

"Don't start with me! You always, ouch!" Kagome pulled her hand back sharply. "She...she...Sango bit me," Kagome said, observing the teeth marks on her wrist. Miroku stood up shakily. This whole thing was starting to make his head hurt. He would never understand the female mind...why did he even try? He looked around, suddenly realizing that he was alone. A cry erupted from camp. When Miroku got there, this is what was happening at the time:

Inu-Yasha was being chased around the fire by Kagome, or was it Kagome that was being chased, Miroku couldn't tell. Sango was rummaging through Kagome's backpack and making strange sounds that were similar to the sound a toaster makes when you put it in the microwave (don't try that at home). Miroku had no idea what a toaster was, nor did he really care at the moment. This night was beginning to get very strange indeed.

Miroku just stood there starring until Shippo decided that the his sandaled foot looked rather tasty. Miroku jumped out of Shippo's reach just before the fox demon sank his teeth in. He decided two things rather quickly: one, that Shippo must have been drinking or something, which was something he would rather not experience again, and two...everyone was insane! He jumped agian as Shippo made another lunge at his toes.

Inu-Yasha spotted him and stopped running in circles. Apparently it was Kagome who was dong the chasing, because she ran right into him.

"What's going on, what did you do Miroku?" Inu-Yasha asked, ducking as Kagome pounced at him.

"I didn't do anything!" Miroku exclaimed. Blast his reputation!

"Why are Sango and Kagome going crazy?"

"And Shippo," Miroku added, shaking the fox demon off his leg. "I don't know what's going on, but I don't want to stick around to find out." Kagome, Sango, and Shippo were advancing towards them. Inu-
Yasha and Miroku both turned and high-tailed it into the forest.

When Miroku and Inu-Yasha finally stopped running...seven and a half chapters later, they were pretty much in the same place (ironic isn't it). They found themselves deep in a creepy, demon infested "Don't go in or you'll never come out" type of forest (gotta luv that cliche setting). Miroku was the first to speak.

"Hey, doesn't this look like another one of those creepy, demon infested "don't go in or you'll never come out" kind of forests?"

"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but the trees are actually quite nice," (Princess Bride refference, if you haven't seen it you should).

"You're kidding...right?"

"No...I wasn't really...um...yeah, I mean...of course I was kidding!"

"Inu-Yasha..."

"What...?"

"I can't feel my hand, could you let go of it?"

"Oh...sorry"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Stop that!"

"Well what am I supposed to do? We can't do anything else when the author story isn't writing..."

"I never wanted this part anyway. I wanted to be a butterfly...!"

"..o.O..."

"I wonder where Naraku gets his eye shadow..."

"Who is unourapickle and what is up with their sense of humor?"

SO...back to the normal story...stupid medicine...

"What do you think caused the others to act like this..." Inu-Yasha asked as he huddled around a slowly diminishing fire.

"I'm not sure, but it must be something they all have in common."

"Maybe it was something they ate," Inu-Yasha said with a laugh.

"That's it! It had to have been that choko-whatever that Kagome gave them."

"Maybe, but I had some of it too and I feel fine."

"Maybe it doesn't affect half demons." Miroku suggested.

"But Sango didn't have any either, or Kagome."

"True..."

To make things a lot shorter, they pretty much figure out that chocolate makes demons go wild, kind or like a mixture of rabies and cat nip. Kilala bit Sango, therefore spreading the contamination to her. Sango then proceeded to spread it to who ever was closet at the time, which happened to be Miroku. However, just when she was about to bite him, Kilala interrupted the whole thing, so Sango bit Kagome instead. Shippo was contaminated from the beginning. Now everyone is a chocolate zombie. 'pant'

"Wow that was a lot faster,"

"I wonder how many people are actually still reading this. Whoever is must be either crazy about chocolate, or so scared that they can't stop..."

Ok time to get serious. From here on out, this fic will not include any crazy rants from the author.

The next morning, Miroku awoke to find that they had camped right next to Kaede's village. If anyone would know what was going on, she would.

"Strange,"Kaede muttered, "this Chalk-late demon ye speak of is not familiar to me, but I may know how to cure your friends. I just need a few ingredients..."

It turned out that what Kaede meant by a "few", actually meant more than a few very rare ingredients only a few hundred miles away with only a few dangers. And (as it turned out) only a few had ever attempted the search. Nothing unusual right? So of course, our two unlikely heros set out in search of a cure for their friends...and this is starting to sound too much like a Disney movie for my liking.

Disclaimer:

Well, I learned one thing from this. Chocolate isn't as good for you as people say. Also, it is next to impossible to change writing styles smoothly. For those of you that are still sane, please ignore my randomness. In my next chapter, Miroku and Inu-Yasha will find themselves in a situation that involves a mountain, many different varieties of frogs, and a very angry swarm of termites. I hope you aren't so mentally scarred that you can't review, but I am going to go blow my nose in time to my Celtic music as my Christmas lights start to short out. Hopefully I will be slightly less insane next time I update. Here's hoping...Over and out.