Title: Day Four – Radio/Cassette player
Author/Artist: Kirameki
Pairing: Kudoh Yohji x Fujimiya Ran
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Theme: #14 "Radio/Cassette player"
Disclaimer: Not our boys. Boys belong to Koyasu Takehito and some other people. :3

Note: 'Tis an AU. Expect it to be wacky.

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"It's so, like, great to see you again!"

The woman had to almost scream to be heard over the pulsating dance music roaring inside the pub, late at night. Yohji had decided to go out with one of his old girlfriends just for fun... and because he needed to get away from what had happened in the last few days. It was frustrating. And what better way to cool down than with a one-night stand? Or not.

"Same here, baby!" He gave her a lewd up-and-down look, noticing just how skimpy the outfit she wore was for maybe the thousandth time that night. "You've lost some weight, right?" He remembered her being somewhat... bigger.

She giggled flirtatiously and with her hands at her waist, struck a pose. "Duh, Yohji! I used one of those, like, self-help tapes on losing weight! But, like, whatever. I wanna dance!" She grabbed Yohji's hand and dragged him to the dance floor.

"Sure..." And that's when it came to him. A tape. He was pretty sure Ran sometimes used one of those tape things, but for sleeping. The poor thing had trouble sleeping. Not for long...Yohji thought with a smirk. But at that moment, he couldn't be worrying about that. Not with her grabbing his ass.

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"You want to have wild, passionate sex with Yohji..."

Except for its perverted message, the voice was calm and soothing, almost a lullaby. With a satisfied grin, Yohji stopped the recording and popped the cassette out of the old radio-cassette player he had found in his closet. Slipping it inside his pocket, he hid the player under the bed and nonchalantly exited his room, almost having a heart attack when he found himself face-to-face with Ran.

"RAN! Oh... Um..." Had he heard! Did he know of his plan! "What... What are you doing?" Yohji mentally slapped himself for sounding so suspicious. Way to go...

"I'm going to the bathroom." Ran stated, raising an eyebrow at Yohji's suspicious behavior. "What's wrong with you?" The older man was a complete wreck. But when was he ever normal?

Yohji chuckled, hoping he sounded normal. "There's nothing... wrong... with me..." He let out a sigh of relief as Ran simply shrugged his shoulders and moseyed on to the bathroom. Close one... But the hard part was yet to come. He waited until Ran had closed the bathroom door to sneak into his room.

Once inside, he reminded himself to stay on track before he strayed from his... "mission". Yohji opened the nightstand's drawer and sure enough, found the tape Ran used in there. Taking out his own creation, he exchanged the tapes and left the room, careful not to let anyone see him coming out of Ran's room. Satisfied, Yohji went back into his room for a good night's sleep.

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"Ran? Raaaaaaan?"

"Hm? Omi... what?"

"I can't sleep."

Ran let out a yawn and shifted slightly in his bed, but didn't bother to open his eyes. "Use the tape and let me sleep..." His voice was sleepy, and with another yawn, he resumed his sleep, unbothered.

And so did Omi. With the tape's help.

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The next morning, Yohji woke up with a grin on his face. Let's see how Ran is doing... After his morning ritual, he went downstairs and found the rest of the boys in the middle of breakfast. "Good morning!" Two boys turned to look at Yohji, puzzled by his cheerfulness. He was not a morning person.

"YOHJI!"

Now it was Yohji's turn to be puzzled. Oddly enough, the boy who was EXTREMELY excited about his arrival was not the one he had expected would be. Instead, he found Omi latched to him. Not Ran. Omi. Not Ran. OMI. What?

"IWANTYOULETSHAVEWILDPASSIONATESEX!"

This was not good.