A/N: Yay! Im so happy you all liked it! Personally, I think I could have made that chapter funnier, but I guess its ok, because hopefully this chapter will make up for that! I wanted to make all the characters get a bit more time on camera so this chapter is only Jaken and Rin. Im not sure if Ill make this chapter have embarrassing moments or just plain old Rin bugs the hell out of Jaken and we all laugh at the pathetic toad. Maybe it will be niether... So, I guess well all find out as soon as Im done writing this.
Disclaimer: The evil sugar high hamsters that live in my closet say that I dont own InuYasha.
Chapter 2: The Evil Color Sucking Thingy of Doom
"Jaken, Rin," Sesshomaru said after they had been walking for a while "Wait here, Ill be right back." Sesshomaru ran off into the woods. Once he was gone, Rin hopped down from AhUns back, her foot hitting the camera as she did so.
"Oww!" she exclaimed, turning around to investigate the strange object. "Jaken, whats this?"
"Well Rin, its obviously a... uh... um..." Jaken trailed off for once not having a long lecture or story to tell her. Rin picked it up, and looked through it.
"Aaaaaahhh!" She screeched, dropping the camera.
"What! What! Whats going on!" Jaken shouted in response to Rins sudden outburst.
"When Rin looked in it, Rin saw everything without color!" Rin explained. "Rin thinks its an evil color sucking thingy of doom!"
"Now dont be rediculous," Said Jaken picking it up to look in it. "There is no such thing as an..." Jaken saw everything through the camera in black and white. "EVIL COLOR SUCKING THINGY OF DOOOOOOOM!" Jaken started running in circles around AhUn. "HELP! HELP! THE EVIL COLOR SUCKING THINGY OF DOOM IS GOING TO DECOLORIZE US ALL!" Poor AhUn had been patient with them for long enough. AhUn stepped on Jaken. Rin picked up the camera to examine it more, but Jaken popped back to normal shape and grabbed it from her hands. "Thats it, Im going to find Lord Sesshomaru and ask him what to do with this. Lord Sesshomaru knows everything!" Jaken got a sparkly look in his eyes as he said the last sentence.
"But Jaken, Lord Sesshomaru said to stay here." Rin complained.
"He wants you to stay here Rin, If it werent for you, Id be going with him. Now you stay here, and I am going to find him and ask him how to stop this evil color sucking thingy of doom." Rin pouted as Jaken walked off with our beloved camera in hand.
Jaken walked off into the woods where Sesshomaru had run off. "Oh, how I wish everything was the way it had been before that pesky little human girl!" Jaken reminisced to himself. "Just me, and my wonderful lord Sesshomaru! The lord Sesshomaru that is almost as awesome as the wonderful, beautiful, shiny lawnmower that is the best lawnmower in the world."(A/N: Joke from joint fic with Bun-Chan529 its under her acounnt, If you wanna get the joke, read it.) Jaken plodded along, walking and walking untill-
THUD
"What the!" Jaken looked to see the rock...the rock. It had done as InuYasha suggested and went to trip someone else. (What is about to happen was the idea of XxsmartypantzxX. Thank you so much for the idea, I loved it!) Jaken looked at the "evil color sucking thingy of doom." Maybe this evil color sucking thingy of doom can be of some use... He thought. Jaken put the camera down in front of the rock. "Evil color sucking thingy of doom, destroy that horrible demon!" screamed Jaken, who was unable to tell the difference between a demon and a rock.
DUEL SCENE
Cool battle music came on as the camera filmed the rock. The rock bounced into the air and landed on Jakens head. "Evil color sucking thingy of doom, defend your new master!" The rock was creating large bumps on Jakens head, furiously pounding him because of his disrespect for inanimate objects. The camera obeyed Jaken, thinking that Jaken may be able to help him get back to Kagome. Using its awesome filming power, it captured the rock on film. A bright flash of light, a disco monkey ran by followed by four irked turtles in blue pajamas, and the lights faded. On the ground lay the defeated rock, captured in a film.
END DUEL
(yeah, Im not that good at writing duels when theyre between inanimate objects, but a reviewer wanted one, so, I tried to anyways.)
"WHAT!" screamed Jaken seeing that the camera was indeed able to do more than suck colors. "You are no ordinary evil color sucking thingy of doom! (Yeah, as if there was an ordinary evil color sucking thingy of doom.) The horror, THE HORROR! IT BURNS!" Jaken picked up the camera, and threw it. It landed three feet away. He tried again. same result. And so, this process repeated till they were at the edge of a cliff, where Jaken threw the camera. Little did Jaken know, Sesshomaru (cough Fluffy cough) was below the cliff, in a hotspring...
A/N: So? What do you think? RR please! Next chapter, be warned, will contain a shirtless Fluffy. (Im thirteen so Im keeping this PG13) If you are reading this cause your less than thirteen but aloud to read curse words and do not want to see Fluffy shirtless, I suggest that you either skip the next chapter or dont imagine any images when reading. This has been a fair (yet extremely useless) warning. Anyways, I love the reviews so keep them coming!
-YuniX-2
(Oh, I almost forgot, any fans of ffx, this is really funny. I was on a forum where they wrote things that ff characters would never say, and I saw this one that was so funny, I just had to share it.
At the beginning of the game, Auron pushes Tidus off the bridge.
Auron: Shove it kid, this is MY story.
Ok, thats all... now the good bye for real)
-YuniX-2
