A/N: cowers in corner please don't kill me for taking so long to update! See, 2 weeks ago I had my Bat Mitzvah and then I just wasn't in a very funnyish mood. Actually, I'm still not in the hyperest of moods, but I figured at this rate, I'd be murdered in my sleep if I took any longer, so, without further ado (aside form the disclaimer... hey, did I spell ado right?) Here is the fic.

Disclaimer: Why do I not own InuYasha? An even more puzzling question than "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" How tragic is fate!

Chapter 3: All the sticks hail me

The camera softly landed in an abandoned birds nest conveniently placed amongst a jumble of rocks at the side of the hot spring. The camera had a perfect view of the hot springs (and fluffy of course.) As the camera's seemingly never dying battery allowed it to film on, this is what it saw:

?1: Oh lord Sesshomaru! You're the strongest Youkai I have ever seen! If only we were a fraction as strong and powerful and handsome as you!

?2: Yes, I agree with him InuYasha! He's to powerful! We should surrender before his awesome strength and good looks destroy us!

?3: Even I, a disciple of Buddah, cannot think of any possible way to beat him, surrender is all we can do.

?4: I admit defeat and surrender my sword to my far superior and much more handsome older brother. Him and his all-mighty puff are far more than I can handle.

?5 : Oh if only I, Naraku, could be as wonderfully powerful and devilishly handsome as Lord Sesshomaru! Oh, how I wish I could be as powerful as you all mighty Sesshomaru!

Yes, this is what the camera witnessed. Sesshomaru was playing dolls with twigs tied together to resemble a human form. Sort of... They were stick figures, if you will. And Sesshomaru was having them worship his all-mighty awesomeness!

Sesshomaru picked up all the stick dollies. "Yes, I am the greatest! Bow down to superiority!" Sesshomaru attempted to make the stick dollies bow to him, but they could not bend, because they were make of sticks. "Grrrrrrrrrr..." He growled. "Bow down to me damnit! You have the praising down finally, but you still do not understand how truly magnificent I am do you? I did not want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice but to explain to you again..."

Music started to pick up in the background, and Sesshomaru stood up. However, because this is PG13, pants had magically appeared on him. ( all girls who had been hoping to see Fluffy nakey attempt to kill me ;) The almighty hotness that is Sesshomaru-sama then began to sing.

Im too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Loves going to leave me

Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And Im too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan

And Im too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way Im disco dancing

Im a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

Im too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And Im too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

Im a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Im too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cos Im a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Im too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat Im too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Loves going to leave me

And Im too sexy for this song

"And that is why you must all bow down to me." Sesshomaru said, breaking the stick dolls in half to force them to bow. One of the dolls upper bodies went flying as Sesshomaru bent it's back. It clanged against the camera. Sesshomaru went over to the camera and picked it up. "Foolish demon, you dare think you can defeat me, lord Sesshomaru?" Lord Sesshomaru flug the camera into the air. The camera then just so happened to land on the back if Kagura's feather.

A/N: Ok, this was like, my worst chapter ever. Sesshomaru was incredibly OOC, it was short, it wasn't very funny, and I think I could've done way better if I had been in a less tired mood. But to be honest, I didn't have many idea's for this chapter. Naraku's chapter is up next, so I already have loads of good stuff for that, (obviously.) So though this wasn't the greatest, please don't abandon me, cause you'll regret it if you do! Especially when the evil army of doom that me and my friends own lead by Jaken in a pink strapless thong bikini doing a strip teaser to I'm to sexy come to stalk you, KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!

Ahem... erm... sorry about that, anyways, RR (unless your gonna flame me cause I already flamed myself enough for this chapter.) Ttyl!

-YuniX-2