A/N: Ok, before I do anything else, so I don't forget, I'm going to answer the questions I've gotten in the reviews this time
Major Ace- Yes, I do read the reviews! It would be pretty hypocritical of me to ask people to R&R if I didn't read them, don't you think? Why do you ask? Did you leave a question I forgot to respond to or something? Is it because I normally don't respond to reviews? (If that's it I don't normally respond if people don't have a question because I'm lazy.... ; heh heh)
Marfbag- NO! I'm not ending it so soon! I still have about half the chapters to go! Remember, this sequel leads up to the epilogue in the other story, so I have to tell how they beat Naraku, what happens when they say good bye, how Miroku and Sango end up, The epilogue from the previous story, (re-posted, maybe with a bit more detail,) and an epilogue to this story, so there''s still plenty more to go! No need to worry!
Whee!- I was just wondering, why did you leave two reviews for chapter 3? Not that I minded, I didn't mind at all! But I wrote the last chapter before I read that review, (because the review came on the same day I wrote the last part of the previous chapter) and I was just wondering.
Ainominako- umm... what does SI mean? I hope this doesn't make me sound new for asking, but... I just kinda wanted to know.
Ok now that that's done (since I haven''t updated for like, ever...) it's time to get on with the story, but first! Disclaimers!
Here is my ChristmaHannaKwanzuka present to you all! I will openly admit that I do NOT own InuYasha (yet....)
Chapter Five: Get the Barf Bucket and Cover Your Eyes
This time, Kagome hadn't forgotten that she had brought her TV, VCR, and extension cord through the well, so they all went back to Kaede's hut to view the tape. Kagome popped the tape into the VCR and press play. The small room was silent as the tape started to roll.
VIDEO
InuYasha- Oi, Kagome, is this thing on?
Kagome- (from off in distance) is the red light blinking?
InuYasha- Yeah....
Kagome- (still off in distance) then it's on!
InuYasha- All right. (starts talking directly at camera) Ok, this tape is a documentary, er... Autobiography, umm... nature show? Oh hell, whatever it's called, this is one of them, about the top ten reasons why I am awesome.
REALITY
Everyone except InuYasha sweat-dropped. "What?" He asked looking at them. "You were right the first time InuYasha, it's a documentary." Kagome replied, causing everyone else (except InuYasha) to sweat-drop again.
VIDEO
InuYasha- Ok, reason number one-
Kagome- (pops up out of nowhere) He's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (glomps InuYasha)
InuYasha- (blushes, then smirks) ok, I have a better reason number one, I got the girl! Oi, that reminds me, the letch still owes me $50 for that bet.
Kagome- (still glomping completely oblivious to anything he's said)
REALITY
"Bet????" asked Sango with a venomous tone in her voice, glaring at Miroku, who in response, giggled nervously and scooted away. "He bet me that-" Miroku shoved his hand over InuYasha's mouth to stop him from telling them anything. "Ix-nay on the et-bay." He murmured. "Miroku, you do realize everyone here knows how to speak piglatin, right," asked Shippo. InuYasha pulled Miroku''s hand off his mouth. "Just pay up." he said, with a fist in the air for emphasis, of course. (Yuni: of course, Friend Helen: Of course, Yuni: Of course, Helen: Of course, Yuni: Of- Ruthie: SHUT UP ALL READY! heh heh, sort of an inside joke, couldn't resist) Miroku handed over the cash.
The argument had let the tape run to the middle of InuYasha's battle with Sesshomaru. Then, the most horrifying thing was noticed next to the bushes on the sidelines. Sadly, poor Shippo noticed it first.
There, in all its unholy un-glory, was Jaken in an extremely skimpy cheerleader's outfit, pompoms and all, doing a cheer that went something like this....
(Warning: The following content may shock and horrify you. It is recommended that only insanely brave/stupid people read the following without taking the proper safety precautions before hand. Those safety precautions are as follows: Please carry a blindfold and tube of tooth-paste at all times while reading the following, you may also wish to have a barf bag.)
VIDEO
Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru!
This is why, I LOVE YOU!
S is for Sexy, because that is what you are!
(Moons/shakes butt at fighting arena)
E is for Ecstasy cause that is what I'm on!
(Does front-splits and a cracking sound is heard)
The next to S's are for So Superior cause I''ll obey your every command.
(slowly peels of shirt in a manner that would be appealing if he were a female super model and
I were a horny teenage boy)
O is for "Oh, if only you knew how I feel"
(puts hands over heart)
M is for Mine
A is for And not
R is for Rin's
U is for U BEEEEEP my BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP
This is the point in the battle, where InuYasha faltered. (and with extremely good reason might I add.)
REALITY
While the tape had been rolling, the following proceeded to take place in reality.
Kagome, always putting others before herself, put her hand over Shippo's eyes while yelling, "Quick Shippo, cover your eyes!" Shippo vomited in his lap, do to the quick glimpse of the tape that he had caught. Always putting Kagome just before as himself, InuYasha covered her eyes with his left hand, and his eyes with the right. "IT BURNS!!!" Shouted Miroku as he followed InuYasha's example covering Sango's eyes with one hand and his own with the other. Sango would have protested and insisted she could cover her own eyes but was to busy attempting not to puke. This is how they sat for a while. Finally, Sango asked, "Do you think it's stopped?" Kagome anxiously replied "I think so..."
That's when they heard the noise from the TV. "EVIL COLOR SUCKING THINGY OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah, it''s probably over." said Sango after hearing that. "Ok, then look..." Said InuYasha. "No way! Umm... Kagome, you do it!"
"Why me? You''re the one who thought it was over!"
"Yeah" InuYasha emphasized.
As the arguing continued, Miroku sighed. "I'll do it." He said. Everybody's mouths scraped the floor. "You''re disgusting Miroku!" said InuYasha as soon as he could speak. "It's not like that! " Miroku stated defensively. "It's just that if it were not over once any of us opened our eyes, that I would not want poor Sango or Kagome's beautiful eye's to burn, shrivel up, then fall out if their sockets. So to keep either of them from becoming ugly," Miroku received a bump on his head for that sentence, but he ignored it. "I will make the sacrifice."
"Keh, baka." InuYasha mumbled
Miroku peeled his hand off his eyes slowly, only to see!!!!!-
The camera was being thrown around....
(Come on, you've all seen what's been filmed from the battle onward. Did you really think it would be something horrible?)
Miroku told everyone this, and they all uncovered their eyes. Kagome sent Shippo out of the room, just incase. So everyone sat and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. Then they got bored of waiting so they just fast forwarded the tape. finally, the camera went over a ledge and...
VIDEO
Shesshy's-fair-maiden/girly-voice1: Oh lord Sesshomaru! You''re the strongest Youkai I have ever seen! If only we were a fraction as strong and powerful and good looking as you!
Shesshy's-fair-maiden/girly-voice2: Yes, I agree with her InuYasha! He''s to powerful! We should surrender before his awesome strength and good looks destroy us!
Sesshy's-Monk/holy-dude-voice: Even I, a disciple of Buddha, cannot think of any possible way to beat him, surrender is all we can do.
Sesshy's-idiot-voice: I admit defeat and surrender my sword to my far superior and much more handsome older brother. He and his all-mighty puff are far more than I can handle.
Sesshy's-evil-voice: Oh if only I, Naraku, could be as wonderfully powerful and devilishly handsome as Lord Sesshomaru! Oh, how I wish I could be as powerful as you all mighty Sesshomaru!
REALITY
InuYasha and Miroku quickly proceeded to re-cover the girl's eyes. Kagome didn't mind, she had InuYasha after all. But Sango wasn't going out with Miroku. (Yuni : coughbut should be cough) What right did he have to cover her eyes! It was her choice who she saw naked and not! So, she told him as much. "What right do you have to cover my eyes? It''s my choice who I see naked or not!" InuYasha and Miroku stared at her; Kagome would have if she was not currently blindfolded by InuYasha's hand. "Wait, that didn't come out quite right...." Sango said, sensing the stares and feeling rather awkward. Kagome decided this was the perfect chance to play match maker.
(Yuni: Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a match, find me a-
Yuni's friends: SHUT UP!!!!!
Yuni: heh heh, er, right, sorry.)
"Yeah Miroku, why did you cover her eyes?"
Now InuYasha wasn't thinking like Kagome, but he still enjoyed antagonizing the lecher. "What, are you, the only she can see naked?" He teased.
"Yes."
Crickets Chirping...
Everyone's jaw dropped. "That was.... Blunt." Kagome said, recovering from her shock. Miroku didn't respond. He was still too shocked at himself for saying that. ''Dammit!'' He thought. ''Why''d you have to say that Miroku! You were supposed to make some dumb perverted joke or something and the Sango would hit you and everyone would just let it slide! You''re trained to think before you speak! Bad Miroku! Bad, bad Miroku!''
While Miroku was busy berating himself, Sango had a much less complex series of thoughts going through her mind. ''What the fuck did he mean by that!'' and in the time is took her to the those thoughts, that''s exactly how long it took her to pull Miroku's hand off her face, look him in the eyes, and slap him. she slapped so fast, that Miroku didn''t have enough time to react. His head didn't swing to the side in the momentum of the blow, he didn't cringe, nothing. It just hit, slap and a red mark appeared on his face. He didn't move.
"Miroku, what in seven hells did you mean by that?" Sango asked. A dead serious tone dripping venomously from her voice.
""Well... Ahem, No lady shou-"
"And none of your perverted excuses. I want the truth."
"The...... truth?"
"Yes. The truth."
InuYasha uncovered Kagome's eyes and paused the video so they wouldn't miss whatever was happening next while watching the intense conversation. "Oh, this is getting good." Kagome half whispered to InuYasha, eating popcorn from the bucket that had magically appeared in her hands.
"I.... I.... I...." Miroku stuttered.
"You...You...You...?" Sango mimicked him.
"Hey don't tease me! This isn't the easiest thing for a guy to say!"
"What isn't the easiest thing for a guy to say?" Sango smugly retorted.
"That he thinks he may be in love with you!" Miroku snapped back. Sango's face went beet red like a thermometer. Sango turned around to hide her blush. "Wh-what are saying!" she stammered.
By now, InuYasha had joined the club of ''People who are able to make big buckets of popcorn magically appear in their hands'' and was munching on it contentedly as him and Kagome stared at the scene taking place before them.
"Umm....." was all that Miroku could manage to get out. ''Boy Miroku, you must really feel like ignoring your training today, huh?'' He thought to himself. "I meant that, I think that, maybe, I might be, kinda, sort of, already am, in love with you." He said, attempting to form a comprehendible sentence in his current state of mind.
"You, you really mean that?" Sango asked timidly, twisting her upper body around to face him again.
"Y-Yeah. I really- gulp I really mean it." He nervously replied.
"O-oh." Sango said. It was silent for a few seconds, then, Kagome exploded. "Oh! What do you mean, Oh?! Tell him how you feel dammit! Don''t come all this way just to back down now!" Kagome threw her bucket of popcorn at the wall in her rage, and it was making InuYasha nervous. "Umm... Kagome?" He asked, trying to calm her down, but she would have none of it. "I haven't watched you mope whenever he flirts with another girl, watched you go after him whenever he goes after some female demon alone, spied on all the conversations you've had with him that you thought were private, just to sit here now, while you waste away the chance to finally tell him how you feel!" Kagome hyperventilated in her shear frustration.
"Well Kagome," Sango turned to face her for a second. "If you would have given me a chance a minute ago, I would, have gotten to that." the turned to face Miroku again. And once again, she was taking all the time in the world. "Tha-Thats good, because I-I think that I m-may just l-l-"
"Out with it already" Kagome screamed as InuYasha covered his sensitive ears.
"-love you t-too."
"Oh" said Miroku, dumbfounded.
"Yeah" replied Sango.
InuYasha was now getting bored, so he interrupted them. "Well, in Miroku''s words, I''d hate to break up your 'little, lovers spat' but could we please to get back watching the video?!?!?!?!"
"InuYasha..." said Miroku, "A spat is an argument..." InuYasha slapped his forehead.
A/N: so, what did you think? The rest of the video is coming up next! As always R&R. oh, also, my friend Ruthie just offered to be my Beta reader! Yay for fewer errors! (She always seems to notice them... . ;) The next chapter probably wont be as long as this one, but I had a lot of fun writing this. I hope you had as much fun reading it!