"Ginny's Diaries"
By: Alexandria
Author's note: Well, I'm a senior in high school, guys and I had a really weird summer. I have no more computer, so I'm actualy writting this as I'm sitting at work. It's kind of a slow day, so bear with me. I don't know if I'll actually post this any time soon, but I do love this story, so hopefully this will turn out to be something good. Here you go!
August 31
Yeah yeah, don't you go getting all huffy. I know it's been forever. Loads of forever. Probably even worse for you because you are a pathetic being, and your only existence is to listen and gather information about me.
At least you're not a spy. That'd be pretty scary.
Like a secret portal to Voldemort.
Oh yeah.
I was updating for a reason, wasn't I. God, why am I such a git? I can't remember anything half of the time.
Oh yeah! It was about Harry. Stupid - freaking - Harry.
So what happened?
I CAUGHT HIM GOING THROUGH MY STUFF!
I couldn't BELIEVE it! I about died of embarrassment!
Of course, after the embarrassment, all I could feel was loathing and pure anger.
I used my wand on him, but not in the bad way. Instead of hexing him (like I was so about to do) the better part of my brain told me that that was illegal. And since I am such a good little girl, I didn't hex him.
I threw it at him.
It hit him in the back of the head, and sparks flew off it. They then caught my hideously pink curtains on fire, which then fell on him.
Unfortunately it caught his hair on fire, which made my room stink.
It still stinks. I hate him.
But the good part about that was that he now looks really funny (with the emphasis on really). Part of his eyebrow even burned off. But that's what he gets for going through my stuff. Go me.
Hermione and Ron are still fighting.
I guess I'm really losing faith in those two. But now it's over something different; Harry and me.
Ron sided with Harry, because he's butt-hurt about loosing some hair. Hermione sided with me because Harry was going through my things. Hermione is angry that Ron is choosing friends over family.
Last night at dinner she created a potion that turned his water red and it had the consistency of blood.
He didn't really understand the prank until she threw a piece of paper at him, on which was inscribed "Blood's thicker than water".
Oh boy, was he angry. Especially after he took a drink. Thankfully, none went on her finally stainless shirt, or I think there might have been a nuclear war in my sweet little abode.
Mum was talking to Dad about Hermione and her attitude towards her precious Ronnykins.
Sometimes I think my dear sweet mum is quite the idiot.
I informed her that not only is Ron incredibly stupid, but that Hermione was in love with him. This promptly made my mother faint, and dad did what normal dads do. He just shrugged it off.
Oh yeah. About Harry.
He was going through my letters with Draco.
Now all of a sudden whenever I'm walking, I hear "ferret lover" or other obnoxious things thrown at me. Normally it's just Fred or George, as Harry confided in them.
They don't really care though, because they finally understood the meaning of the midget picture.
I guess maybe that's another reason as to why Ron won't side with me. I'm glad Hermione doesn't care though. It's not like it's anything that important really.
I mean, is it?
TBC
Authors note: I guess this is it, guys. I hope you like it :)