A/N: Hello! I ish back! It took me forever to think of what to put for this chapter, because in my original story plan, I hadn't counted on including what happened when they watched this part. I have plans for the rest of the story though, so it should come up fairly soon. (Erm... if I include how they catch up to Naraku, I still have no plan for that, but everything else is all planned!) But the other day I was inspired, (I forget what inspired me) and today I have my pocky. (MY POCKY! ALL MINE!) So, without further ado, what you've all been waiting for... The disclaimer. (Now you're supposed to face-fault, sweatdrop, twitch, you get the idea.) Oh, and at the end of this chapter there will be reviewer responses.

Disclaimer: I would shove my arms, legs, and head up my ass if it would make it so I owned InuYasha. But alas, that will never happen.

I've Got a Plan

Kagome walked over to the VCR and pressed play. The group sat and watched as the camera landed on the back of Kagura's feather. They watched as she procrastinated outside the castle. They watched as she went in. They watched as-

"What the fuck is that!" Well, ok, InuYasha commented, but the rest watched as Naraku came into view. Girly outfit, weird glasses, British accent and all.

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Naraku entered the room through the adjoining door to the kitchen. He was wearing a light pink kimono with hot pink sakura (cherry blossoms) on it. He had his hair done in an elaborate bun, and his obi was a soft lavender color with deep purple lilies on it. He was wearing glasses with a brown wire frame of sorts.

"Naraku," Kagura said, examining his unusual attire, "where the hell did you get those ridiculous things on your eyes?"

"Oh these?" He said in a rather good false British accent while pointing to the glasses, "Kanna stole them from an evil authoress demon."

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"What happened to his voice?" asked InuYasha.

"I'd prefer to know what happened to his outfit!" exclaimed Sango. Though Kagome couldn't answer that question, she was able to answer InuYasha's question.

"I think he's attempting a British accent." Everyone stared at her in confusion. "Never mind..."

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"Remind me again why it is exactly that Kanna doesn't have to join your little party but I do?" Kagura asked in an obviously falsetto tone of voice. Naraku did not detect the tone though, lucky for Kagura.

"I would make her if I could, but it is simply impossible to get her away from that bloody black box!" Naraku responded, still maintaining the British accent.

"I have to use the facilities..." Kagura lied as she stepped out into the hall. As she walked to Kanna's room, she could hear strange noises coming from the room. She opened the door without knocking.

"Kanna, where the hell did you get the big black box and that..." Kagura leaned forward to read the label on the smaller black box that was at Kanna's feet. "Playstation2?"

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"Whoever she stole that from must be really pissed," Kagome commented.

"Why?" asked Sango.

"Those things cost around 20000 yen." (I believe that's the equivalent of 200) Kagome replied.

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When Kagura got back to the tea party room, Naraku had all three-thousand-one-hundred and fifty-eight normal Barbies, as well as 10th anniversary Barbie, life-size Barbie, and pregnant Barbie littering the floor of the room. "Kagura, you're back," he said, still using the now slightly annoying accent. "Excellent, now we can play Barbies together. I'll be Barbie, and you can be everyone else," Naraku stated.

"Oh no!" Kagura said. "You remember our deal, I come to you're tea parties, and you give me a half hour of freedom each week. That was the bargain, and I'm using that half hour now!"

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"Man, Naraku doesn't seem nearly as formidable an enemy if you watch this tape," Miroku commented.

"You know, your right, he doesn't," said Sango. "This pretty much destroys his 'evil manic villain that is near impossible to defeat' sort of image."

The gears and gadgets in InuYasha's mind worked like crazy as he watched the tape and listened to the conversation. And then, it clicked. "Oi, guys," he said as he turned away from the TV to face them, eyes gleaming with realization and cunning. "I've got a plan."

A/N: Sorry this chapter's so short, and I'm afraid the next chapter may be that way too, but fear not, the chapters after that will be much longer. Plus, as I typed, I figured out all the kinks in my plan for the story, and now I know exactly what I'm going to write next chapter. So anyways, now for review responses:

Ainominako- Well, Fluffy did have pants, (though I don't see how there was anything magical about that, so he didn't magically have pants.) But if you noticed, Fluffy hadn't stood up yet at the point where I'd had the boys covering the girls' eyes. So basically, because he was in a hot spring and they had only seen the top half of him at that point, they kind of assumed that his lower half was as bare as his upper half. Therefore, they though he was naked. I'm very glad you asked that question, because I was actually a bit worried that I hadn't really explained that very well in the previous chapter. Thanks for your review, I love it when people leave a review worth responding to, it makes me feel like I'm getting people to really think about my story.

Sailor Kenshin- I got my InuYasha PS2 game the one place where everything and anything is available. The internet. Amazon (dot) com to be exact. (Though if you live in Maryland, I did see a copy of it in some store in Lakeforest mall the other day when I was shopping for my pocky.)

Whee- Heh heh, that's ok, I was glad to get the reviews. I understand all about annoying brothers. Just recently my brother and I each got our own computers, but I got the better one because I need the memory and speed to make my music videos, so he has to use another computer to sign on his e-mail. He's always going on mine without asking, and the worst of it is, he's older than me, (and freakin' strong too! He can lift all ninety something pounds of me up with one arm!) So I can't beat the ever-living crap out of him. I'm jealous of your ability to beat your brother up. Oh well.

Ru-chan (aka Ruthie) - Ha ha! Someone had reviewed earlier that day, so by the time I got your review, I actually had 47! Funny, ne?

A/N: Wow, you guys seem to be catching on to the whole, 'leave a question/unusual/interesting review, get a response thing. But don't worry, I'm glad! Especially since when I read stories, unless I'm really tired or something, my reviews are like, a paragraph long or more! Hah hah! I guess that's because I have this tendency to never shut up. I always have one more thing to say and fifty more ways to say it, ya know? Now go click the little periwinkle button in the lower left hand corner and review! (Why do some people say that button is purple? It's not purple at all! If they don't know that the color is called periwinkle they should at least call it light blue or something ya know? That really irks me. Irks, heh, I like that word; it's a funny word but its cool. Oh damn, I'm rambling again aren't I? Heh, sorry.)