Chapter 1: Moving In:
(Author Note: My friend Dice here is very weird and likes to annoy the yu yu gang in fanfics. This is not a bashing, this is her true personality, I swear.)
"Hi! So glad you all came. Five of you guys are late! Oh well, let's wait for them. As of right now, get to know each other. Well, at least do something. I'm Kara Tenshi, the host, and you'll meet my muse Kouen later." A kitsune lady person said from the top stair of the mansion staircase…(That would kinda be my and my unreal home…)
"Oh! That is soooo cute!" What is it?" Botan asked, her voice so high it hurt Kara's ears.
Shippou anime veined. He hated being the center of affection.
"I'm a damn kitsune damn it!" Shippou shouted, angry that the girl couldn't tell he was a fox demon like her friend Kurama.
"Aww, it's so cute!"
Shippou leapt up and bit Botan's finger.
"Ahh! Rabid squirrel! Ahh!"
Dice perked up. "Squirrel? Where?"
Jennifer rolled her eyes. "Botan's just being a jackass. She called Shippou a squirrel."
Just then, Shippou started to pummel Botan, Botan constantly screaming something about evil rodents and squirrels. Eventually Kara, the hostess person, pulled Shippou off the insane ferry-girl.
"Hn. Baka onna. She brought this upon herself," said…guess who?...Hiei.
Most of the people were rolling on the floor laughing.
"Ok…TOUR!" Kara suddenly shouted before anyone could pass out from lack of air.
Kara went and talked at hyper-speed and no one could understand her.
"Ok…how much sugar did you have?" Kurama asked, sounding worried. Well duh, Kara was the only female kitsune…
"Damn girly, feminist, rose-carrying, mamma's boy." Dice said to Morgan loud enough for Kurama to hear.
"I wonder if Shippou would beat him up too. That would be awesome!" Morgan said, also loud enough for Kurama to hear.
"Are you insulting me?" Kurama turned around and asked, sounding hurt.
"Of course not, whatever gave you that idea?" Dice and Morgan replied sweetly, sounding as if they were incapable of insult.
"Hmm…This happens a lot. Hyper activeness is regular…" Kara repled to Kurama's earlier query,
"I smell chocolate." Inuyasha retorted.
"MY POCKY!" Morgan yelled suddenly, scaring everyone (A/n:yea, he has a pocky obsession…). "Umm…I mean…Where?" He added innocently.
Anne groaned. This was going to be a long two weeks.
"Hey, do you have a pool?" Lokie asked.
"Yes, it's freezing though…Well, at least it is right now." Kara answered. Kara yawned. "My muse will be taking over, she's saner and calmer."
Now all was apparent of Dice's evil-looking grin.
What did it have to do with a freezing pool?