Chapter 3:

Bar Night:

Day 2

"Ok, tonight we are going to a bar." Kara said over lunch.

The ten people from my reality felt skittish. They are only 13-14 years old.

"RUM!" Dice yelled. Yea, ok…

Nothing else eventful happened…At the bar!

Dice walks in expecting American rum and cheap beer. She walked to the bar and saw…RUM! Imported rum! From Ireland! Wee! Good rum! Ok…Dice had rum; Kay had White Russian and so on. Anyways, Kurama had ginger ale and milk and was laughed at:

"Hey, Morgan, let's slip alcohol into Kurama's drink." Dice said

"Ok." Morgan said, sounding high. Morgan pulled out a lighter.

"Whoa, what is that?" Morgan asked.

Dice turned. Morgan leaned over and set her rum on fire.

"Nothi…Ah! My rum? Why'd you do that?" Dice wailed.

"I don't know, I'm high." Morgan replied.

"But why the rum? MY RUM?" Dice wailed.

Feeling ticked, Dice grabbed the lighter and threw it. Morgan shrugged and produced another lighter…from nowhere. Something smelled like burning hair.

"My hair!" yelled Sesshomaru. Hiei approached, but Kara, coming from nowhere, got there before with scissors in hand. She went around, cut his hair, and soon, she backed away so all could behold her work. All turned to see am makeover-haircut. Sesshomaru had shorter hair, but enough to hang around his eyes. Kouen appeared. "We should give everyone a makeover." She noted. "I call the Yu Yu Hakusho gang!" Dice called. The three present dashed to the exit, but Kara stood in the way. Kurama had run in the other direction, but Kouen caught him by the hair, grabbed the rose, and spiraled it over to Dice and Morgan. Dice smiled evilly and grabbed Morgan's lighter. Morgan shrugged, produced yet another lighter, and went about his arsony. Dice ran up to Kurama and lit his rose in front of him.

"NOOOO! My rose! sobs" Kurama cried. Kurama walked over and chugged the ginger ale Morgan and Dice spiked before. He immediately threw up.

"Ha! Another name: Produces piece of paper you alcohol intolerant, girly, feminist, rose-carrying (well I guess not anymore.) mamma's boy!" Dice yelled, including the part where she had burned his gay rose.

(Kurama: It's Not GAY!)

"I'll show you!" Kurama said, driven to temporary madness due to the loss of the rose (coughgaycough), and reaching for a beer. He chugged it and was instantly drunk.

"Kurama…Drunk…AHHH!" Kara wailed and ran, not wanting to find out what Kurama/Youko really felt for her.

"I want rum!" Dice pouted.

"Here, knock yourself out!" Kara said and threw a bottle of rum at Dice.

Ironically, she was knocked out by the bottle.

"Hey, you know arson's a crime?" Hiei asked, too drunk to put up the bad-ass attitude.

"Really?" Morgan asked, looking at the little pieces of paper in his hands he was about to light.

"You can light Sesshomaru's hair, Kurama's rose, (Notice Dice did all this?) but when you light my rum on fire, It's ILLEGAL!" Dice jumped up and yelled then took a long drink from the bottle of rum.

"Kara, how are we going to get home?" Kouen asked, always practical.

"I'll drive." Kara returned.

"You're drunk, high and hyper." Kouen shot back.

"You drive!" someone yelled.

"I can't drive; I don't care for dumb ningen machines." Kouen yelled.

"We'll call a taxi, or 7." Kara replied, instantly sober.

-30 minutes of immense highness and drinking later-

"That's a taxi?" Anne asked. (she didn't get drunk or high, she was in the corner reading.)

"It looked like it…" Kara replied.

"Oh well, a yellow stretch hummer is better than a taxi." Jennifer replied.

"Hey, aren't we all too drunk to see tell what that is?" Kyle asked. (He of course didn't drink.)

"I HATE alcohol." Jennifer snapped.

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So they all rode home and fell asleep shortly after 1:00 a.m. Tomorrow: Hangover City!