Ashley pulled into the backstage parking lot. She was still getting used to fans actually wanting her autograph, and today was no different. The second she stepped out of the car there was a slight roar of "Ashley"! So after 20 minutes and a minor hand cramp Ashley was able to head into the arena. Of course, with her luck Trish Stratus was the first person she saw. As she set her bags down in her locker she cringed waiting for Trish's mouth to start. There was silence, so Ashley turned to see Trish smiling.
"What"?
"Oh Ashley, come on! Do I always have to be up to something"?
"Yes".
"Well, if you have to know. I was just realizing that Simon Dean was right. Your ass is really getting huge".
"You're a dumb ass".
"And you're a fat ass"!
"I don't have patience for your shit anymore Trish! Say one more word and you wont make it to Wrestle Mania"!
"Word".
Ashley lunged for Trish, and grabbed a fist full of hair. Using her hair as leverage Ashley slammed Trish's head against the lockers, the wall, the benches, and a few other things. Until finally she threw Trish out the door and proceeded to beat her ass down the hallway. Ashley saw a trashcan with a bucket of sewage water beside it. She picked up a half conscious Trish off the ground and threw her in the trashcan. Then poured the muddy water on top of her and slammed the lid shut. Finally for extra measure she slammed the trashcan on its side and gave it a swift kick.
"How's that feel Bitch! You should feel at home since your nothing more than a gutter whore"!
Ashley allowed security to pull her away. She looked up and saw that a camera had caught the whole thing. Well, that'll be something for the Raw viewers to see.
"Alright, I'm calm".
"Ashley you promised".
"Yeah, I know, but I couldn't help it. I wont attack her again, at least not until our match".
"Okay, go get ready".
Ashley walked past the sewage covered Trish and got ready for her match. She would be teaming with Victoria to face Molly Holly and Gail Kim with Val Venis as the guest referee. About 15 minutes later Ashley walked into catering dressed in her wrestling gear. On her way to grab a bottle of water she noticed several people were staring at her. They must have heard about me and Trish.
"Hello Ashley".
"Hi Randy".
"So, sewage huh"?
"Yep".
"Damn! What did she do"?
"Pushed the wrong button".
"Okay fair enough, but Bischoff is going to be pissed".
"Oh well, I warned him. Anyway, I need to talk to you".
"Sure, shoot".
"Why did you tell Dave"?
" Sigh. I was pissed, and he shouldn't be wasting his time on Evolution. He should be a friend".
"He is a friend, and there wasn't a problem until you told him".
"Why? Is that ass mad at you"?
"Randy! No he's not mad at me. The problem is I've now been dragged into Evolution's business".
"How"?
"Triple H has been ranting about me being pulled into it since I'm your friend. He thinks I'm a spy, and now he's going to be giving Dave all kinds of hell for being my friend".
"I didn't even think of it like that. Ashley, I'm sorry…"
"Its okay. What's done is done. Dave said he'd handle it, but it just makes me feel like it's my fault. Hell, the fact that I'm breathing seems to piss Trip off".
"He'll get over it. Don't worry Dave's good at getting out of trouble".
Meanwhile, across the room
"You see she's talking to him again".
"It's a free country Hunter".
"Don't be stupid. She's getting in your head. She'll try to destroy Evolution. Especially since you won the Royal Rumble everyone's going after us".
"Well if I'm such a problem maybe you should replace me".
"What are you talking about"?
"I don't want to screw up Evolution maybe I should leave and you and Ric can find someone else".
"Whoa, wait a minute Dave. I didn't mean that. We're all friends here, and we need to stick together. I just think you should be careful".
"Alright, I'll be careful but just let me handle it okay"?
"Okay, that department's all yours. Just ass nothing else. That's the way to handle women".
"Trip, don't".
"Okay, okay you handle it".
Back across the room
Ashley had been watching Dave talk to Trip. It was hard to make out what was being said, but suddenly B turned and gave Ashley a wink. Ashley smiled back.
"Happy are we"?
"Yes, everything's taken care of".
"Told you".
"Yeah, I guess you did, but next time lets not throw things in people's faces please".
"Okay, I promise".
"Good because I see a certain Stacy Keibler looking a little lonely".
"Oh… well… someone should go keep her company".
"Tell her I said hey. I got to go talk to Victoria so cya".
"Later".
Randy headed off to cheer up the 'lonely' blonde, and as Ashley turned around she almost ran into Batista.
"Watch it little lady".
"Little lady"?
"Okay, corny, I know".
" Laughs. So what's up"?
"Oh just simply that Triple H has decided to let me handle my own business".
"Wow really? Are you sure you can handle that"?
"I don't know. I'm a little scared. This is such a big step".
"Well, grow up already and deal with it".
"Ha! What happened to the sarcasm"?
"Oh, did I stop? I didn't think I did".
Ashley made a quizzle face that made B bust out laughing. Infact, he as laughing so loudly he had called the attention from half the room. Ashley proceeded to pat Dave on the shoulder.
"Its okay B, your straight jacket is on its way".
"Ha… very… funny".
"Apparently so".
Dave finally calmed down and was able to hold normal conversation again.
"So… you and Trish"?
"I kicked her ass".
"So I heard. Damn, I hate that I missed that".
"Don't worry in another 3 ½ weeks there'll be a repeat".
"That's if she makes it".
"Well, if I have to I'll drag her ass out of a wheel chair and beat it".
"Such violent thoughts".
"You know what they say, mean things come in small packages".
"Ha, okay, but your not mean".
" Gasp. What do my ears tell me? You say I'm not mean? That hurts. Sniff."
"I meant you're a bitch, but not mean. Mean is for ugly people, and bitches are prettier".
"Aww, you think I'm a bitch. Sniff. That's so sweet".
"Only you would think of that as a compliment".
"And never forget it".
"How could I"?
"Funny guy! Listen, I gotta go find Victoria, but later, if your Evolution duties will allow it, you wanna hang out"?
"Yeah, definitely. Um, how about we get something to eat after the show"?
"Sounds cool, cya later then".
"You bet, good luck".
"Thanks".
With a farewell hug Ashley headed back to the women's locker room. Please, don't let Trish be in here. She wasn't, but Victoria was.
"Hey Vic".
"Hey Ash, I was just about to go look for you".
"Well you found me. You ready"?
"Hell yeah, we're actually up in a few so you still want to stick to the same game plan"?
"Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with it".
A few minutes later Ashley was heading down the ramp. She slapped a few hands on the way and then slid into the ring to soak up the crowd's cheers. Molly and Gail were glaring at Victoria and Ashley from across the ring.
"Whoo, they're mad at you girly".
"Thanks for the reminder Val".
"No prob".
The match started off clean. Victoria had Molly in a vice grip until Gail broke it up. Ashley tried to intercept, but Val sent her back to her corner. Ashley was Cheering Victoria on as she did her little 'butt shaking flip'. Finally Victoria tagged Ashley in. Molly charged Ashley, but Ashley managed to spear Molly into the ring. She then proceeded to knock Molly's head into the mat. Gail tired to break it up, but Ashley was able to hop up and catch her with an arm toss. After that it was a free for all until Molly and Victoria were on the outside, and Ashley hit Gail with a power bomb. Ashley then climbed up on the turnbuckle, and much to the delight of the crowd hit Gail with a tornado sault of the three count. So after much celebrating Victoria and Ashley went back to the gorilla.
"Ha, did you see Molly's face? Now that was a Kodak moment".
"Really? I was too busy watching Gail throw a temper tantrum".
"Nice match ladies".
"Thanks Val".
How's about a kiss for the winner"?
"I don't know. That might make people think you had an unfair advantage baby".
"Whatever, cya Ash".
"Bye, you kids behave".
Val and Victoria walked off arm in arm. Just as Ashley was about to head back to the locker room a pair of hands covered her eyes.
"Guess who".
"Hey Lita".
"How'd you know"?
"I saw your arm bands. What's up"?
"Damn! Oh nothing much, just about to head out. Kane's facing Trip tonight".
"Oh really? Tell him good luck for me".
"I will, so what are you up to later"?
"Me and B are going to hang out".
"Cool, just remember tomorrow we're hanging out".
"Of course, well I gotta go change. I'll see yall later".
"Okay bye'.
"Good luck'.
After changing she checked by the monitors to see the rest of the match. Surprisingly B wasn't at ringside, and soon Kane was able to get the 1-2-3. It as a non-title match, but Triple H would surely be pissed. Ashley hightailed it out of there before Trip saw her, and come up with an excuse as to why it was her fault. On her way to the parking lot Ashley's cell phone started ringing.
"Hey B".
"Hey, just wanted to let you know I'm out by your car".
"Oh, okay, but why…"
"We'll talk about that later, but for now lets just get out of here".