Truth or Dare

Everyone woke up and went down stairs. Kara invited everyone to sit in a circle. Kouen snapped, and chains magically appeared from the ground and the doors slammed shut.

"Today we are going to play truth or dare. Have fun!" Kara said.

Morgan struggled against the chains. "Don't make me go all kitsune on you and shove my tail down your esophagus!"

"I want to laugh at how stupid that sound…but I also want to feel sorry for Kara because your tail is connected to your big…fat…ASS!" Dice comments.

Kelly, one of Dice's many friends, and Kara pops out of nowhere and starts laughing at this comment.

Morgan, starting to growl, shouts, "I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!"

Dice looks over at Kara and Kouen, "For once, I'm thankful for the chains…"

Then, "YAY! There are 5 kitsunes here!" Kara shouts randomly.

"I'm a squirrel demon." Dice shouted even more randomly. "WHAT!" Dice then demanded after everyone kinda stared a bit.

"Well, we never heard of a squirrel demon before…" Kurama points out.

"Well, I've never heard of a gay demon…Shut up!" Dice yelled.

"You shut up you gothic onna." Hiei said.

"You're the gothic onna…I mean…" Dice retorted.

Hiei mumbled incoherently, suspiciously sounding like "dumb gothic onna."

"That's it; I'm calling my evil squirrel army!" Dice yelled, outraged.

Dice waved her hand in a random fashion then blew out a strange whistle. All of a sudden, a group of squirrels came out of nowhere.

"They're…plushies…NOOOOOO! WHY?" Dice wailed.

"Well, you remember what Hiei and Sesshomaru did…" Kouen cut in.

Dice turned to the two accused. "I hate you…more!"

Well, anyways, everyone eventually cooled down. A bottle dropped down from the ceiling and dropped into the middle of the circle. Kouen spun it and waited for it to stop. When it did, it pointed to Kurama.

"Truth or dare?" Everyone else asked in unison.

"Dare," Kurama replied, a bit nervous.

"I dare you to let Dice cut your hair!" Kara suddenly yelled.

The doors were suddenly reinforced with stone and spirit wards and the ceilings were blocked with lead.

"Let the lion chase begin." Kouen said evilly.

Dice's and Kurama's chains disappeared and Dice had a pair of scissors in hand. Dice chased Kurama around the circle as if they were playing "Duck, duck, goose".

Dice eventually tackled Kurama and gave him a haircut. She stepped back looked at him questioningly, and then skipped back to her spot in the circle.

Kurama's hair was shorter: he had two bangs that hung just over his eyes, and the rest was about half an inch long. His hair was tipped black and gelled up.

Kouen spun the bottle again, and this time it landed on Morgan.

Before the bottle fully stopped, Morgan yelled, "Whoa, what the hell is that?"

Everyone looked at where he was pointing, and while everyone had their eyes turned, Morgan turned the bottle so that it was pointing at Hiei.

Everyone turned back to the center, and looked at the bottle.

"Hiei, truth or dare?" Kouen asked.

"Hn. Dare," Hiei retorted.

"Alright, I dare you to wear pink for 24 hours." Kara said.

Suddenly, a changing stall built itself around Hiei. When the changing stall went away, Hiei was fully clothed in pink clothes; also, he was wearing things from Abercrombie and Fitch.

"AHHH! I hate Abercrombie!" Dice yelled, almost jumping out of her "prison" and running away.

Anyways…

Kouen spun the bottle again. This time, it landed on Heather.

"Heather, what are you doing here? You are supposed to be in the conference room being an intern!" Kara yelled.

"What's a-cracka-lackin'?" Heather asked, completely ignoring Kara.

"Umm, we are playing a game of Truth or Dare. You wanna play?" Kyle asked.

"Sure. Umm, do have to be chained to the floor like that?"

"Sure, why not?" Kouen asked, a little too sweet to be safe.

Kouen spun the bottle and this time, it landed on Dice.

"Truth or dare?" Kouen asked.

"Umm, dare." Dice said.

"Oh! I know…You can't touch a sharpie or a black pen for a week!" Heather suddenly said.

"What? That's not fair!" Dice wailed.

"Or can you touch a squirrel!" Heather suddenly added.

"NOOOOOO!" Dice wailed even louder.

"…Kurama, you're a short-haired, alcohol-intolerant, girly, feminist, rose-carrying, mamma's boy!" Jennifer suddenly said.

"Ooooh! Jennifer came up with a new name for Kurama!" Dice shouted and pulled out her little piece of paper where she had written all the names for Kurama.

"Short-haired…" Dice muttered as she wrote down Kurama's new name.

Spin…lands on Kay… "Truth or dare?"

"Dare." Kay replied a bit too unsure.

"I dare you to stay the hell away from chocolate for a week!" Ben yelled.

"NOOOOOOO!" Kay wailed. "I neeeeeeeeed chocolate."

This is just the first part; the second will be out shortly. I just need ideas. /beats slaves harder/

Umm, that didn't happen…

Part 2:

Kouen spun the bottle again. This time, it landed on Morgan.

"Truth or dare?" Kara asked.

"Umm…Dare." Morgan said, a bit unsure.

"I dare you to stay away from pocky for a week." Jennifer said.

Everyone gasped at the horror of the thought.

"NOOOOO!" Morgan wailed.

"Or you can be chained to Kikyo for a day." Dice commented, trying to make the wailing stop. (Geez, these guys are really attached to something. Dice has squirrels, Morgan has pocky, and Kay has chocolate and muffins. I have weird friends.…)

"Kikyo." Morgan quickly said.

This time Kikyo wailed, "NOOOOO!"

After everyone was done wailing, Kara spun the bottle again. This time it landed on Yusuke.

"Truth or dare?" Kouen asked.

"Umm…truth."

"Ok…Do you really like Keiko?" Kay asked, always the center of gossip.

"Umm, yea," Yusuke answered.

Kara's forehead glowed bright yellow.

"What the hell?" Morgan asked.

Kara waved her hands and a small moon-shaped jewel appeared on her forehead.

"This is like a lie-detector." Kouen said, pointing to the jewel.

"And Yusuke lied." Kara said, disappointed.

"Shame on you," Ben said.

Devon burst into the room, even with all the doors barred and locked.

Kouen snapped and Botan's chains disappeared.

"Devon!" Botan shouted and ran to glomp the poor boy.

"Ok. Since Devon is the newcomer, he gets a turn." Kouen said.

"Devon, truth or dare?" Dice asked.

"Umm…Dare! Just get her off of me!" Devon said while struggling with the obsessed ferry girl.

"Since you are already under her, I dare you to make out with Botan for five minutes." (This isn't Kay's idea…) Kay said.

Kara spun the bottle again and this time, it pointed to Jennifer.

"Truth or dare?" Kouen asked

"Umm, dare." Jennifer replied, afraid they do the worst.

"I dare you to..." Anne trailed off.

"I dare you to kiss Ben...on the lips!" Kay said, hoping to annoy the reason she can't have chocolate.

Everyone looked at the person in question, and noticed he was staring off into deep space. Jennifer's chains disappeared and she felt compelled to walk towards the oblivious boy. Jennifer leaned in quickly, kissed Ben, and jumped away. She went back to the little spot in the circle, and glared at Kay.

Ok…Right now, I'm getting tired of saying, "Kouen spun the bottle…" So now, I'll just say the name of the victim, and the senseless thing s/he has to do. Ok? No? Well then get out! For the rest of you, on with the weird, pointless humor!

"Kyle, truth or dare?"

"Umm, truth," Kyle said.

"What is the worst thing someone has done?"

"Umm, my brother took drugs and asked me to help him pass a drug test."

Kara's jewel glowed green then scarlet.

"What does that mean?" Shippou asked.

"The green means it's the truth, and the scarlet shows anger." Kara said.

"Ok…" David said.

"Hey, am I crazy, or is there a squirrel sitting over there?" Dice asked, desperate for a squirrel.

"You're going crazy." Jennifer said coldly.

"Sesshomaru, truth or dare?" Dice asks, hoping to get her mind off of squirrels.

"Dare," Sesshomaru said in a monotone voice.

"I dare you to drink this." Devon said, in a monotone voice…He does that…

"What is that?" Anne asks.

"I don't know, I took it from the table over there." Devon said (his voice back to normal), pointing to the table in the corner.

"You WHAT!" Kouen yelled.

"What is that?" Devon asked Kouen.

"I made it…Just watch." As soon as Kouen said that, Sesshomaru had chugged the whole thing and was acting hyper and happy.

"What the hell?" Morgan asked.

"Is that what it does?" Devon asked.

"No, it makes you act the opposite to what you usually act like." Kouen said. "And I was going to give it to Kara."

"Inuyasha, truth or dare?" Heather asked.

"Umm…Dare," Inuyasha said.

"I dare you to…to…call Dice gothic!" Kelly said, appearing from nowhere...

"Oh no…Everyone, hit the deck!" Devon said.

Kouen snapped and Inuyasha's and Dice's chains disappeared.

"Umm…Goth!" Inuyasha yelled.

Dice jumped up and chased Inuyasha around for a bit. When she eventually cooled down, she tackled Inuyahsa and started playing with his ears. Eventually, Kara had to drag Dice off of Inuyasha.

Kouen spun the bottle (Yes, I know…Bear with me for a moment) and it hit Kurama in the foot. The bottle jumped out of the circle and pointed to Kara.

"If that's not a sign from God, I don't know what is." Ben said.

"Kara truth or dare?" Anne asked.

"Dare," Kara said, for once sober.

"I dare you to dress like a Japanese school girl for 48 hours!" Morgan yelled…

The changing stall came up again, and soon left Kara, in her half kitsune form, dressed like a Japanese school girl.

"NO! YOUKO! STAY!" Kurama yelled.

Everyone else just kind of stared.

"Can you say, 'Gang-rape'?" Morgan said, all of a sudden.

Eventually, Kouen had to put up extra chains and spirit wards.

Dice then angered Kurama so that Youko, the great pervert, came out:

"It's so surprising to see the great Youko Kurama behind chains and spirit wards." Dice laughed.

"That does it!" Youko shouted and yea…

"Youko!" Dice said, breaking from her chains and running to glomp the kitsune.

"Dice, truth or dare?" Devon asked.

"Dare," Dice said.

"I dare you to make out with Youko for five minutes!" Devon said.

"NOOOOO!" Youko wailed.

Ok well…That's pretty much most of it…There was a lot more, but that kinda was boring. All truths…Damn!

Awhile later, Dice jumped onto a couch…"Ca-caw" she screeched, imitating a bird…

Then Dice sat back down with a, "Marr-harr!"

"Heather, truth or dare?" Jennifer asked.

"Dare," Heather said.

"I dare you to kiss Morgan!" Dice yelled spontaneously.

Heather resisted a bit, and then was pushed in front of Morgan. Someone shoved her into Morgan, and the end.

Well, that's about it…I'm kinda tired of Truth or Dare…On with umm (looks at schedule) umm…