Chapter…I don't know…You should, it tells you there…: MFR Movie Night (Happy Dice?)
(A/N: I'm sorry about not updating and whatever, I've been busy and through some major writer's block. Anyways, I'm adding another character, and I promised Heather I'd let her be the hostess for a few chapters. So, maybe I'll have to get rid of Kara soon…(Side note: Kara is still dressed in Japanese School Uniform))
"Ok, we're going to have a movie night!" Kouen said, with no emotion whatsoever.
Later that day (It's not night yet.)…
Dice had somehow tackled Inuyasha and started to play with his ears:
"Hey, Inuyasha, what's that over there?" Dice asked, pointing over outside.
"Whatever it is, I bet it's another of your human inventions." Inuyasha arrogantly shot out.
"What do you mean human? In case you've forgotten, I'm a SQUIRREL DEMON, and you're HALF HUMAN!" Dice shouted, "just look damn it!" she added.
"If it'll get you to shut up…" Inuyasha trailed off and gazed over. That's when Dice yelled, "Tackle," and tackled Inuyasha to the ground and started playing with his ears.
"Why you…Get off of me." Inuyasha growled.
Ok, so Kara stood there laughing while Kouen went about setting up the theatre. Soon, the moon came out, but tonight was the new moon, and that meant Inuyasha turned human, and well that means he looses his ears, and that means Dice can't play with them and…:
"NOOO! Why? First the plushie squirrels, then the real squirrels are used in that movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (and I didn't get paid for that) and now, I can't play with Inuyasha's ears!" Dice wailed.
"Yeah, well, it serves you right!" Inuyasha retorted.
"Oh yeah? Well your name means bitch demon so there!" Dice raged. (Dice and I were looking up what Japanese words meant and I think we found that yasha meant girl demon… So inu dog, and yasha girl demon inu+yasha Female dog demon bitch-demon…or so we think.)
Alright, so whiled Dice was raging mad, a group of people consisting of Morgan, Kay, Shippou, Kelly, Devon, and Heather were about causing chaos. Kara and Kouen shepherded everyone out of the sitting room to the theatre and because Dice was still wailing, let her choose the first movie. While everyone was about, Botan was at the front door and heard a knock. She opened the door, and there stood a guy with dark clothing and a black leather trench coat asking for Kara. Botan mentally squealed and let him in…(I need better security around there…Stupid blue-haired fan girls letting strangers into my mansion…Pity…)
So, Botan led the dark guy into the theatre, and shoved him up to Kara, Morgan and the gang of miscreants were probably spiking all the soda on the refreshment table, and Dice was demanding rum, and that we burn the DVD of Queen of the Damned. (Not burn on the computer, but throw-into-fire burn). Anyways, so Kara talked to the guy, and here's how it goes:
"Whoa, did I send for you or do random dark and really hot guys pop out of the mansion?" Kara said, surprised.
"I'm and Kajei and I have reason to believe you are in danger."
"What do you mean danger? I have all these people around; no one would commit murder of kidnapping…"
"I just have some suspicion, and I was sent here…I'm going to stay here…"
"Fine with me! Anyways, we're about to watch a movie, wanna join? Kara said, excitement building in her voice.
Ok, so Kara introduced Kajei and they went on to watch Naasica of the Valley of the Wind.
Ok, so Kurama, being the poor sucker (I mean…) that he was, went to the refreshment table about half way through the movie and poured himself some ginger ale (that Morgan had spiked) and well…He got drunk. Dice was swigging rum, and getting really hyper, and well, Morgan took a whole lot of pocky from the refreshment table…yeah…So that no one got any except for Dice because that was the only way to stop her fake-ish, anime tears.
Dice first noticed Kajei standing next to Hiei and kind of stared from one to another. First, she squealed about his trench coat, and then…well:
"Oh my god, you have a trench coat." Then she paused and took another swig from the rum bottle. "And oh my god, you're a Hiei-wanna-be!"
And then Miky, one of Dice's many weird friends (who is a Hiei fan girl), pops up and glomps both Kajei and Hiei…What an unfortunate group…
Ok, so after Naasica, Botan dragged everyone, and forced, into seeing some chick flick. Everyone basically died from boredom, except for Kara, who was too hyper to die and all of a sudden girly…, and Botan, who wanted to watch the thing in the first place.
Dice, who had always wanted to see Howl's Moving Castle in Japanese somehow got it off the internet and played it, not caring that the subtitles were hard to read, and it would be about the fourth or fifth time anyone had seen it.
Ok, so after about five random movies, people were starting to fall asleep, and so, Dice suddenly, and oh so randomly, noted that ever since coming into the mansion, she hadn't touched a computer:
After Kurama had retired at 10:30, Dice started calling him a baby, due to his early bed time. She them decided to go online to read manga, when she realized she hadn't seen or touched a computer since she got here! Oh the sacrilegious thought and horror!
"Hey, I just realized, I haven't touched a computer since we all got here! I wonder where the computer is anyways…" Dice said.
"Oh, we don't have a computer. The last one we had was laden with viruses and spy-ware, that we had to get rid of it, and Kara isn't responsible enough to clean the computer of its bugs." Kouen replied with a hidden amusement.
"Wait, no computer! How do you live!" Morgan asked, in shock and abject horror.
"By bugging the crap out of unlucky guests." Kara answered, as hyper as well…I don't know actually.
See, that's when most the people awake started freaking out, and Kara promised to use her authoress/hostess skills to get a few new and state-of-the-art computers around. With that, everyone went off to sleep, and the end.