My Freakish Roommate Chapter: (Who really cares what chapter it is, at least I updated!) (Actually, I don't remember what chapter this is…)
Fan girls and other happenings.

I'm sorry for not updating, but life is the perfect little bugger and screws up everything. So…I have finally gotten this done, and it took very little time, surprisingly…Yes, so here you have 8 "MS Word" pages of MFR!
The day starts out perfectly fine. All the patrons of the mansion gather inside a large room with various furniture lying around when it happened. Fan girl screams can be heard inside the mansion. All the anime guys duck under chairs and tables in the most undignified manner, afraid of the screaming fan girls outside the walls. Morgan could be seen running towards the mansion for what seemed for no odd reason. He dashes into mansion and bars door with metric ton of barricades. The fan girl screams can still be heard, and there are coherent poundings on door. A window smashes open and Kouen could be seen outside with a bat and a sword, beating the living hell out of fan girls, and seeming to have a good time at it too. Kouen muttered something about gratitude on Morgan's part for scaring most the fan girls away. Everyone in room blankly stared outside the window, dumbstruck.

"Do we want to know?" someone eventually asked.

"Is there anything to want to know about a mob of rabid fan girls?" Morgan yelled, panting at random intervals.

"Haha! You have rabid fan girls!" Dice exclaimed, laughing.

Yoko, who somehow got out, started laughing his head off.

Jennifer, in some light, happy mood, laughed and managed, "Hahaha! Our Morgan has grown up!" between bouts of laughter.

Morgan gave everyone who commented on his crisis an evil glare and grudgingly plopped down on the sofa.

"Hahahaha! That's funny, what'd they try to do? Auction your clothes and hair?" Heather asked, randomly coming out of nowhere...like she always did.

Morgan gave a serious nod, fear slightly defining his features. ((But seriously, Morgan, in real life, has fan girls.))

At this, everyone laughed harder.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Morgan raged, obviously disappointed in the reactions of his friends.

"Ok...Wait, where's that dark new guy" Kara asked, obviously obsessed over dark new guy AKA Kajei.

At that moment, Kajei can be seen outside the window, avoiding fan girls of his own.

"Who the hell tipped the fan girls about this place, the anime characters, and Kajei and Morgan! This place was supposed to be fan girl-free, but who the hell sold out the place?" Jennifer asked, outraged at the sheer greed at whoever did the horrible act.

That's when Dice noticed Yoko. Dice glomped and mauled Yoko, refusing to let him go no matter how hard the fox fought.

"Now who has rabid fan girls?" Morgan taunted, glad he got his revenge on someone else.

That's when Devon and Kelly appeared as randomly as they always do.

"Am I the only one who isn't being obsessed about or obsessive?" Devon asked, eying the crowd of dispersing fan girls.

"What the hell are you talking about? Boton obviously has some weird and demented crush on you!" Kelly countered.

"What! What are you talking about?" Devon replied, obviously in denial.

Kelly and Devon started arguing, as they always did, over the silliest of things. Devon threatened Kelly, saying something about hedgehogs taking over the llama world and how inferior llamas were.

"You're lucky I'm in uniform! ((For Recruit Officer Training Corp, the people have to wear uniforms once a week and can't hit people...ya)) I'll get you next time you little..." Kelly raged.

Meanwhile

Some random girl (which I think somehow had been behind the scenes since the bar) popped up and said, "You know, all anime guys are somewhat adorable," as she spotted Shippou. "Like him! HE'S SO CUTE!" she squealed as she glomped the tiny kitsune.

Miky and the random girl then started arguing and claiming anime guys, as obsessed fan girls always did.

"O...K..." was the general response from everyone in the room as everyone broke an anime sweatdrop.

Back to the REAL Part

"Couldn't you make the fan girls disappear into a new dimension?" Jennifer asked, almost randomly.

"Well, where's the fun in that?" Kara replied with an evil chuckle.

"You're so evil!" Morgan and Kajei blurted out, simultaneously.

Kara, Jennifer, and Kouen answered, "I know," clapping their hands together. "Hence the evil chuckle," added Kara. All three looked at each other and burst out laughing.

That's when Kajei and Morgan, at the same time ((I seriously have something with "at the same time")) glared at each other and muttered under their breaths, "Damn pretty boy."

"Weird!" Dice said after both Kajei and Morgan mirrored each other.

"I concur." Kurama added, slightly backing away from the visual fight between Morgan and the "Dark new guy."

"AHH! Don't agree with me and don't say 'concur'!" Dice ranted, having a problem with Suichi (Did I spell that right?) agree with her.

"Wah! People are hurting me!" Shippou wailed as Miky and the random girl tighten their already-death-grip on Shippou.

"Wah! Kyo's picking on me!" Momiji wailed, using the ever famous wail from Fruits Basket.

"Kid, you're in the wrong place," Kouen droned out tonelessly, stating the obvious.

"Kyo? Where?" Kay asked, glancing back and forth, showing her obvious obsession of Kyo Sohma.

To this, Jennifer replied, "Honey, you've become delusional. There is no Kyo."

"Wait, I want to address the audience!" Kara shouted randomly.

"Do you really think we care?" Sesshomaru asked, adopting Kouen's tone of voice.

"You will if your survival depends on it!" Kara threatened busrting quickly into a small burst of anger.

"Alright, what is it?" Inuyasha asked, almost seeming like he was sucking up to gain favor and rub the defeat into his half-brother's face.

"Do remind me, why am I stuck with my hanyou brother?" Sesshomaru asked, annoyed.

"Because it's funny, shut up!" Dice yelled.

"Didn't you listen to her, she said to the audience." Kouen snapped and muttered, "Dimwit."

"Ok, people in the audience (Yes, I'm so powerful, I can talk to you while this whole thing is still going on), I have decided to let all other anime characters visit back and have new ones come in (Mainly due to the new influence of anime and manga I've been exposed to!) We shall start with the manga/anime...Kouen! What did we decide on again?" Kara announced, somehow talking to the audience. (This would prove a good bet to listen...)

"Kara, Honey, figure it out yourself," Kouen replied nonchalantly, giving Kara a blank stare.

"Ooh! Do Fruits Basket!" Dice exclaimed.

"Why?" Kay asked, giving the whole "innocent-shifty-eyes look."

"Oh, you know, Kyo and Yuki," Bari explained, rubbing in humiliation (For Kay refuses to admit she is obsessed over certain anime guys. ' )

"What do you mean" Kay asked, flashing another innocent look.

"As long as you guys keep Akito away from Bari, it's really fine." Jennifer said, almost chanting in a meditative state.

"What? What are you guys talking about?" Kurama asked, being nosy.

"Inside joke, love, and you, sadly, are on the OUTSIDE," Jennifer replied, sarcasm and sadistic-ism (What is the word for that?) thick in her insult.

Kay suddenly exclaimed, "Woah! I just realized this ((Sorry, Kay, you get to "just" realize this...))! Shigure and Kurama have the same voice!"((Of course, because the VA for the two character are the same.))

"Uhh...no we don't." Kurama was obviously in denial ((What's with everyone denying everything?))

"Don't deny it love! Wait...you're not Ayame...no matter how similar both your hair lengths USED TO BE! Tee hee...Sorry, Kouen said she'd pay me to just remind you of your loss. So...Pay up, wench." Shigure said, randomly coming from nowhere. (What else is new?)

"I dare you to call me 'wench' one more time." Kouen's voice was calm, the calm-before-the-storm type of calm, the scary calm.

"I can tell...this is going to get bad," Hiei said, giving more than his usual (and not to mention trademark) "hn."

"Sticking up for your girlfriend eh?" Kuwabara (Don't hurt me!) taunted, obviously not thinking the whole taunt through.

"I dare you to say that again." Kouen and Hiei snapped at the same time while giving a death glare.

"Eep!" Kuwabara squealed, jumping away.

Shigure, glancing between Kouen and Hiei whispered, "Wench."

"Woah, what the hell is that?" Morgan oh so randomly shouted. ((Sorry, had to do that))

Everyone kind of gave a blank stare and went back to watching the tension between Kouen and Shigure.

((Sorry Kay...he deserved it though!)) "Don't make me hug you then cage you till you transform back again, in front of rabid fan girls!" Kouen threatened, obviously enjoying making people squirm.

"Eep!" It was now Shigure's turn to squeal.

"Yes...That's right...Where are Kyo and Yuki? Wait, did I say Yuki?" Kay said, planning both aloud and in her perverted little mind.

"I heard you Kay!" Bari triumphantly yelled.

Kouen hugged Shigure then dragged him into a cage. "Good doggy. Besides, I warned you not to say it," Kouen taunted with an evil smirk.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Someone else gets to suffer the rabid fan girls!" Morgan exclaimed triumphantly, mocking Shigure.

"Morgan, you are a leaf on the wind." Brandy said, making stabbing motions.

"Wait...What?" Yusuke asked, scratching the back of his head, like all confused/slightly embarrassed anime characters.

"YUMMY! I mean...Yusuke, inside joke..." Kay said, referring to an inside joke among three other girls present.

"And sadly, you're on the outside." Jennifer repeated, mocking Yusuke.

"What the hell did that mean?" Morgan asked, pondering what Brandy meant. ((I love you Morgan, but this is just how it has to be.))

Jennifer, Kay, and Brandy all gave him a blank stare and replied, "You'll get it around Midnight and wake us all just because..."

Everyone else kind of just shrugged.

"He seriously did that before!" Kay said. (You just know when you're getting a flashback.)

(Flashback to lunch table a few weeks ago)

"I'm going to be a serial killer for Halloween. I'll carry a cereal box impaled with a knife." Kay said with pride, explaining her Halloween costume.

Various lunch table patrons gave a "HAHA! Nice!" while Morgan is sitting in silence adding a few forced laughs.

Around Midnight that night

Kay wakes up to her phone ringing.

Morgan, on the phone, says, "KAY, I GET IT! That's funny." ((Morgan, don't hurt me for this...))

(End Flashback)

"I did no such thing!" Morgan justified, defending himself.Kara's forehead jewel glows red (Which means he's lying).

"Don't look at me like that! You have no proof!" Morgan yelled randomly, out of guilt.

Now everyone stared at him, due to his random outburst.

Additional (side story) comments from Kara:

"Alright, well, I was wondering what the worst-case-scenario for flame/hate/update quicker mail would be. It had something to do with the following:

Here, some random mail gets into my hands, mainly because my interns and Kouen failed to hide the evidence well enough. It threatens me to update sooner or be killed. Now, I saw a rolling picture of me standing by a window and having an assassin jump down on me and slit my throat. Yes, I've been playing/watching too much Splinter Cell, and don't worry about me, I will look up. Then all of a sudden, Dice will come out and stare at the blood on the floor and my crumpled body and shout, 'You just killed the authoress, what now!'

And here, we have a kidnapper situation ((No, I have never gotten these kinds of mail, don't hurt people for this.)). It threatens to drag me by my ears to the middle of nowhere and chain me to a desk and force me to write. This will result in the decline of MFR because my friends are my inspiration. Thusly, the kidnapper will abduct my friends and we'll all slowly die on the inside from captivity until we all really die one day and MFR sucks ass to the day I die.

And finally, we have the flame mail ((Not that I've gotten one.)). You see this puny human? They flamed me. You see this pile of quivering flesh? That thing used to be him/her. I sent Kouen after them and Hiei stalked her to the place to help…So, the moral is, 'Don't flame the authoress or you will become the quivering pile of flesh.'

Oh, here's another hate mail. Hmm…What do I do with them? I give them to Morgan. He burns them all…and it's amusing to watch. You see, the intricacy of burning is so intriguing, it makes me become an arsonist myself.

So you see, I'm not fazed by threats or hate mail, and that's all because of my (cough) prisoners (cough) friends."