Chelsea: She has a girlfriend now

        Lucifer: She has a girl friend now!

        Chelsea: Guys just do no more for me!

        Chelsea & Lucifer: [dance]

        Gemini: You all need serious psychological help…

        Lucifer: I never thought it would end like this, just because I got no tits, I'll shave my legs I'll wear a bra, I'll even cut my penis off for you!

        Chelsea: Oh that's so sweet!

        Chelsea & Lucifer: [grins]

        Sirius: … you two aren't…

        Chelsea: Us? Oh God no…

        Lucifer: For starters I'm gay…

        Chelsea: And I'm asexual…

        Lucifer: So naturally it wouldn't work.

        Chelsea: So blah! [continues to dance and sing with Lucifer and Reel Big Fish's 'she has a girl friend now']

Love Is A Battlefield

[Chapter Six]

'You gave him your blood
and your warm little diamond.
He likes killing you after you're dead.'

'Blood Roses': Tori Amos.

"Well, hello Miss Gemini, we meet again I see," A voice said from the door as Gemini snapped her head up, her black eyes narrowed in hate as she savagely pushed an inept Fudge to the ground.

        A girl, about the age of seventeen, leaned against the door frame, a wild, wide grin on her relatively pale, freckled face. Her medium length chestnut hair was swept up messily in a lazy bun that was slowly deteriorating before her eyes, locks of amber sweeping in front of abnormal tiger eyes, light and dark browns swirling together in a vortex, surrounding the pupil which stood out like a void in space.

Through out her hair were streaks of a brilliant violet, running sporadically through her hair, thickest in the shorter locks that surrounded her heart shaped face.

        She was clad in an equally violet work robe, the sleeves pulled up to her elbows, exposing long, black sleeveless gloves, a ring occupying each finger. The robe fell around her feet, shiny black boots peeking out from under the purple robes.

        "L-Leigh?" Gemini stammered uncharacteristically, her mouth gaping open as ungodly as possible.

        "Nice to see you again Miss Gemini, I dare say you have had some," her grin grew, "Enlightening experiences?"

        "Leigh, se siete qui che dove è..." Gemini trailed off, her eyes narrowing as she was the figure who now stood behind Leigh, "Miles."

        "G'day Sky," A man about the age of twenty four said, a wide grin on his face, "My sister here has mistaken you for someone else I believe, a girl who use to go to school with her, terribly sorry."

        Gemini recognized the man as Miles DiAngelo, muggle weapons expert and defense spell crafter, he was a cross researcher for the Muggle Protection Department and the Magical Catastrophes Department, running back and forth between the two. He was tall with broad shoulders, his long blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail, blue streaks racing through the light tresses. He was dressed like the sorter girl in front of him, his robes a dark blue to match his hair.

        "SKY!" An older man shouted as he led a group of Aurors in to the Missions Room, each with their wands drawn and ready, "What is the meaning of this! Have you gone completely out of your mind?"

        "Actually," Sirius said, his voice a low growl, "One could say that she found it after being lost all these year, isn't that right Moody?"

        The air caught in the Sr. Aurors throat as he looked intently at the woman who stared at him with the look of pure and unadulterated hate burning behind her dark eyes.

        "C-Cielo?"

        "Si, Moody," Gemini replied darkly, her breathing growing heavy as her eyes narrowed in to two thin slits on her angular face.

        "In the Name of Merlin is going on in here!" Fudge bellowed from the ground as all eyes in the room darted to the once inept Jr. Minister.

        Apparently one of the Aurors has revived him and now he sat, red in the face, his beady eyes bent on burning a whole through Gemini's head with his non existent laser vision.

        "Can't you see?" Leigh asked, stepped forward, "It's Gemini Cielo, Sir."

        "Impossible!" Moody hollered, his eyes never meeting the enraged tone of his voice, "Gemini Cielo is dead Miss DiAngelo and you know this! She disappeared after her graduation and was pronounced Missing in Action months later."

        Leigh's eyes lit up as she threw one hand in the air, pointing it towards a steadily growing enraged Gemini, "It's plainly evident that-"

        "Hold your tongue Leigh!" Fudged bellowed, everyone in the room silencing as she rose to his feet, his shoulders shaking in an unexplainable fury. He held out one shaking finger, pointed towards Gemini and said oily, "Have this woman arrested for assaulting the junior minister."

        Gemini cried out in fury as she advanced towards Fudge, a mad gleam in her eyes but she was suddenly enveloped in silver cords stronger than she. She fell defeated to the ground; objects in the room shook violently as she viciously tried to release herself from the magical hold. Several Aurors immediately grabbed her, holding her up so she could walk on her own, but still be constrained and guided by the silver strands of imprisonment.

        She began to fight but calmed at the sound of a voice in her head.

        'Calm down Gem Gem, we'll get you out of here, don't worry, what ever you do don't do anything that will get you sent to Azkaban.'

        Gemini nodded and immediately calmed down, allowing the Aurors to pull her from the room.

        Lucifer looked around the room to see Sirius fuming, Lana hysterical and Fudge positively furious.

        Lucifer smiled lightly, picking his chin up and he flounced towards Fudge, who eyed him wearily.

        "You should have let her kill you, you know," He commented lightly, as if he were having a conversation with an old friend, blowing his umber locks from his face and he smiled contently, "The Devil teaches us his tricks, but not how to hide them."

        "Is that a threat?" Fudge bellowed his nostrils flaring, "Who do you think you are?"

        Lucifer ignored his demand and replied, "You see, you learned everything you know from the devil of your world, a beneficial trick that was extremely hard to hide, especially if hidden within a psychopath. Yet, the woman you just had sent away," He laughed, "Learned her tricks from a Goddess. A very powerful, vengeful goddess who can make your life a living hell, so sleep with one eye open Fudge, because you're dreams are not safe."

        Lucifer smiled happily as he flicked the tip of the shocked Jr. Ministers nose.

        "Come on sweetheart!" Lucifer quipped, slinging an arm over Sirius's stuff shoulders; "Time to save sister dearest," Lucifer planted a kiss on his cheek before Sirius bolted from the room, a flush creeping up his cheeks. Lucifer grinned and shouted, "You tease you!" he grinned as he looked at the stupefied minister and shrugged, "He doesn't like public signs of affection."

        Fudge paled.

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        "Way to go!" Lucifer laughed, high five-ing his celestial daughter who floated about his head, "That my boy!"

        "He's cute," Aradia sighed, "Cute and flustered."

Diana rolled her eyes, and then spat at her daughter, "Don't encourage him."

        "Oh, I'm sorry Mama," Aradia said softly, floating to her mother's side, "I know it hurts to see your heiress contained, but just imagine it! When he dies Satan will have so much fun with him."

        Diana grinned, "I hope Fudge is a masochistic little piece of shit, because Satan is one sadistic bitch." Her grin grew, "She likes her play things with submissive souls."

        "Is there anything we can do in the meantime?"

        Diana grinned royally as she arose from her spot, "Aradia, fetch Hypno for me; tell his mother that I need him to mess with a mortal who muddled with our affairs."

        "Nox'll let him go, you know that," Aradia laughed as her feet touched down on the floor, "Father, if anything interesting happens between those two, I want all the details."

        Lucifer beamed, "That's my girl!"

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        Gemini was not happy.

        Not happy at all.

        Maybe she would be happy, but happiness is the last thing on her mind.

        If she could move she would at least be comfortable and comfort sometimes equaled happiness, but she let her anger control her, again, and now she was straight jacketed, gagged and hanging from the ceiling in a padded room in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.

        Gemini was now considered a Magical Malady.

        Perfect.

        No, Gemini was not happy demigoddess.

        Her telekinetic energy rocked her back and forth from the ceiling, which was about 3 feet away from her head, her toes dangling dangerously close to the floor. She wouldn't escape so her telekinesis was useless. She could if she wanted to, but he brother told her not to get sent to Azkaban.

        She sighed as she spun slowly in her suspended spot, wishing that she could just explode, and bring the whole damn institution down with her, but her brother would be most upset with her.

        She had to remain Diana Sky. Gemini Cielo was dead. Even Moody, a man she though she trusted, had said it, in front of her, as if she wasn't there. Did anyone in that room besides Sirius and Lucifer realize that she could not speak a word of English?

        Stupid mortal wizards who have their wands shoved to far up their asses.

        Lana would definitely testify against her, the little twit would do anything to save her precious little Fudge and destroy the antisocial assassin. Little Miss Peace, what a hypocrite.

        And it didn't help that she was already diagnosed with a personality disorder.

        Correction. Gemini Cielo was a psychopath. Not Diana Sky. Diana Sky was perfect. The perfect weapon.

        Gemini winced as she felt a sharp pain shoot through her temples.

        Great, now she had a head ache.

        Now she was really pissed.

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        "What do you think is going to happen to her?" Sirius asked wearily, rubbing his eyes with one hand as he brought a beer to his lips with the other, "You don't think that they're going to keep her there, do you?"

        Lucifer, who sat across the card table in Sirius's shabby kitchen, replied, "I don't know, but as soon as the Minister finds out that she is a. an assassin and b. antisocial they'll lock her up forever."

        "This sucks,"

        Lucifer nodded, bringing his mug of terribly weak coffee to his full lips, "After all these damn years I finally get her back and what happens? Her personality manifests at the wrong damn time."

        Sirius put his beer down at looked over at the table at the man who looked like the woman he loved, "You never told me what happened between you and Gemini."

        Lucifer laughed softly, putting his coffee down on the table, leaning back in her chair, "It's a bit of a long story, but to put it in short the parents she knew where not her real parents."

        "Are you serious?"

        Lucifer nodded, "They raised her yes, and me to a certain degree, but, well, it was sort of a 'virgin Mary' rip off. Except our mother was far from a virgin, she already had another child, Pisces, and yes, they did conceive, but that child was supposed to be a miscarriage."

        "How do you know all of this?"

        Lucifer shrugged, "Dreams, visions, genealogy, genetic makeup's that don't match and really good sources."

        "And you believe it all?"

        "With my heart and soul.," Lucifer replied earnestly, "Anyways what happened was that our souls possessed the dead twins and then we were born and raised."

        "But why has she never spoken about you in school? She spoke of her hatred towards her sister, but she never said anything about a brother."

        Lucifer smiled and replied, "That was because she was the lucky one in the family, her psychic abilities didn't show up until she was older."

        "What?"

        'I'm a telepath,' Lucifer projected wryly, a smirk on his lips, "and when I was a baby, my mother could hear me crying in her head before I would psychically start to cry, so she freaked out and sent me to Delos Academy for Psychically Gifted children when I was five."

        "Five years old," Sirius murmured in surprised, "Damn, but wouldn't she remember you?"

        At this Lucifer shook his head and replied, "There is something you have to know about Gemini, she doesn't accept change very well."

        "What are you talking about?"

        Lucifer rolled his eyes and leaned in closer to the mortal across from him, "You have to understand something about her life. There are reasons why she doesn't remember much from her childhood. She lives in a world of black and white," he paused when he saw the dumbfounded look on Sirius's face, "Are you getting all of this?"

"Not at all," Sirius said flatly, "She believes that she is the heiress of a goddess, but then you are telling me that she wont accept things?"

Lucifer rolled her eyes, "I'll put this nice and simple for you ok? Gemini… her mind and personality are like… a human body. If you, say, get a cold, your body will fight against the invading illness, causing you to get sick. If a new idea is presented to her that she does no agree with, she will do everything in her power to reject it. That's why she's a damn good boxer, because in a boxing ring you are trained for one thing, on vision, one goal and that one goal is to win. If you get in her way, she will do everything she is capable of to take your from the equation. She will do most anything to get what she wants, and she is ready to lie, cheat and steal to get it with out her willing knowing she is, and with out feeling remorse for her wrong deeds."

        Sirius scoffed her shouted, "How do you know all of this, you don't even know her."

        "An Antisocial mind is a very beautiful, yet disturbing thing Sirius," Lucifer said seriously, looking up at him through umber tresses, "Her thought patterns aren't very elaborate, I'm not saying she is stupid, I'm saying she is straight forward and does not like to look in to things."

        "Why'd this have to happen now," Sirius moaned, running his hands through his hair, throwing his head back in frustration.

        "You love her don't you?"

        Sirius laughed mournfully, "It doesn't matter does it? You're her soul mate. As soon as we get her back I'm going to leave and let you two do the things that soul mates do."

        "Sweetheart, I'm gay, and I wouldn't sleep with my sister, I just don't swing that way," Lucifer commented lightly, watching with amused eyes when Sirius looked back in shock, "Yes, I am really gay. It wasn't all an act either because damn," he looked at Sirius appreciatively, "if you weren't so important to my sister than I would be all over you already."

        "What are you talking about? She hates me."

        At this Lucifer laughed, "Did I ever tell you that Gemini doesn't like to portray her emotions? She doesn't know how. She doesn't understand them. That's why she gets mad a lot. That is the only way she ever knew how,"

        "What do you mean?" Sirius asked, an eyebrow raised in question.

        Lucifer sighed, "Gemini started boxing when I was shipped away, so I guess she became really good and everything," he shrugged, "what you have to realize it that to my father, boxing was key. I'm guessing by the condition Gemini is now, she was at a boxing ring everyday. That can do a lot to a child who is still emotionally growing. Anger keeps you going. Anger is what keeps her going."

        Sirius sighed, putting his head in his hands as he said wearily, "Let's just hope she can keep that damn anger in check long enough for us to get her out of there."

        "Sirius, listen to me," Lucifer said seriously, "If you really love my sister, then I will do anything in my power to make you two happy. The one tip of advice I can give you is this. If you gain her trust than you can rule her world, but until then, she will destroy you."

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        "Hello there Ms. Sky," A jovial voice said from below.

        Gemini opened her eyes and looked down at the plump nurse beneath her, smiling so brightly that Gemini wished to kick her pearly teeth out.

        "Ready to come down?"

        Gemini merely narrowed her eyes, making it plainly evident that she couldn't speak with the leather strap around her mouth but the woman only smiled brighter.

        "I'll take that as a yes then," She laughed, taking out her wand and performing an incantation that never reached Gemini's ears.

        She was floated to the ground, where the woman began to take of the straight jacket, trying to keep a conversation.

        "You will only be stay here for a short time Ms. Sky. I believe you are to be seen in front of the Minister and the Jr. Minister tomorrow morning. I am going to bring you to a nice room that you are going to share with a nice person who you might find a bit scary, but it think you can handle it," She smiled cheerfully, taking Gemini's elbow and leading her out of the small padded room, "Is that ok with you?"

        Gemini ripped her arm from the woman's grip and nodded, narrowing her eyes.

        "Good, because it's not like you have much of a choice here."

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        The door slammed behind her, a scowl on her chapped lips as she threw her new schedule she received to the ground, her dark eyes taking in her new surroundings.

        There was a large; magically enforced Plexiglas pane running across the middle of the room, and on either side it was like as if it was a mirror. Two beds sat against the far wall, a small window situated high above it, large, black bars keeping them captive. On either side was a separated door leading in to their own separate bath rooms. On either sides of the bed where two dressers, the bible situated on one of them.

        "Ciò succhia [1]" Gemini spat at the offending room as it mocked her with its presence.

        As Gemini's eyes adjusted to the dark, she saw a man sitting on the bed on the other side of the Plexiglas barrier, his face hidden in shadow.

        Gemini was not in the mood to be courtly so she merely nodded and stalked over to the bed, sitting down and pulling the covers over her head, ignoring the set of dusty blue eyes that lingered on her body.

        "I guess you're new then huh?" The man asked, his voice gruff as if he just woke from slumber.

        "Mortale Calmo [2]," Gemini snapped bitterly, not taking her head from the covers.

        "Excuse me?" The man asked, now standing as he walked slowly to the glass barrier, "I didn't catch that."

        Gemini sat up, glaring at the man as she said slowly, "I speak no English."

        "Oh," The man said, stepping even closer, "That was Italian wasn't it? Mortale Calmo?" he pressed on, "I knew someone who spoke Italian once."

        "I speak no English," Gemini repeated, her eyes narrowed.

        The man stepped in to the moon light, "She died. Her name was Gemini," he said mournfully, laughing softly, "Sorry, I'll leave you alone now."

        The air caught in Gemini's chest, her eyes wide as she sprung off the bed, standing rigid in the lone room, her umber eyes staring at the man basked in moonlight.

        She just realized that she was still hidden in shadow as she bolted to the barricade, pressing her hands up to the clear material.

        "Remus?"

        His eyes widened as he too rushed to the clear wall, pressing his palms up against hers.

        "Gemini! Oh, oh Gods, Gem…" he stammered an ecstatic look on his face, "Gods, we thought you were dead I-"

        Gemini rose a finger and pressed it to her lips, silencing the hysterical man, "Why you…" Gemini said slowly, trying to remember how to speak her second language, motioning her arms around the room to give him hints on what she was trying to say, "I hear English. I no speak English."

        Remus blushed, nodded then said very softly, "My last employer found out that I was a werewolf, so he had the ministry come and get me and lock me up in here, thinking that doing this would automatically make me human again. Why are you here?"

        Gemini grinned sadistically as she dragged a calloused finger across her throat before hissing, "Fudge."      

        "You tried to kill Fudge?"

        Gemini nodded, the grin still lingering on her lips.

        "Why would you do that? Where have you been Gem?"

        Gemini took a step back and pointed to his temple, swirling her finger around as the international sign of insanity.

        "You're insane?"

        Gemini cocked her head to the side and gave a so-so sign before pointing a finger to her head in the form of a gun.

        "You killed yourself. You killed him. I don't know Gem… He killed you?"

        Grinning, she gave him thumbs up.

        "He killed you, how did he do that? I don't understand Gemini, if your dead, how can you be here?"

        Gemini pointed to herself.

        "You?"

        She shook her head.

        "Are not…"

        She pointed to herself one more time.

        "You… yourself?"

        Thumbs up.

        "You're not yourself?"

        Nod.

        "You're scaring me. Who are you..." Remus said uncertainly, taking a step back, his eyes wide.

        Gemini rolled her eyes, pointing to her forehead, where her mark glowed slightly in the darkness.

        "Diana?"

        Nod.

        "Oh my god…" Remus said, rushing forward, "You're… you're HER!?"

        It was Gemini's turn to be surprised.

        "Holy shit, you're Diana Sky…" Remus stumbled backwards, a hand covering his gaping mouth as he fell back on his bad, "No… there is no way that you could be her…"

        Gemini took a step back, her eyes narrowed in confusion as she looked at the hyperventilating man who looked encased in fear.

        "You… you cant be her…" Remus muttered hoarsely, one hand running through his below ear length dusty brown hair, "there are warrants for you death littered through out the ministry. There are people looking to kill you!"

        Gemini stumbled backwards, the moonlight from her high window basking her in it's celestial glow, a shocked expression on her face.

        She was the hunter.

Now she was being hunted. By the same people who told her to kill.

        'Gem Gem? How you hanging in there,'

        'Ciò succhia' Gemini spat in her mind as she fell numbly back on the bed, the moonlight still burning bright.

        Now she really wished how to speak English so she could tell Remus exactly how she was going to kill Fudge.

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        "Aradia?"

        "Yes Mother?"

        "Give my child the gift of tongues."

        "You know when I perform the Gift of Language Rite it only lasts about 72 mortal hours. What will happen after the time is up and she realizes she can't speak English any more, she will most certainly kill someone, and the other Realms are complaining."

        "Teach her or your grounded."

        "You cant do that to me!"

        "I am afraid she can darling."

        "Shut up Father."

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        Fudge was definitely going to die.

        Gemini was angry, tired and had a pounding headache.

        And she was floating three feet off of her bed, slowly ripping pieces of the bible out and allowing them to float to the ground like the large, magical snow flakes of the Antarctic Wizards.

        If they thought she was a satanic psychopath she might as well make it a good show then, right?

        "Tsk Tsk Tsk," Aradia said mockingly, hands on her hips as she looked up at the levitating girl, "The Christian God will not be pleased with you."

        "Buono."

        "You know, that just cost you an eternity in hell if you were Christian right?"

        Gemini merely shrugged, ripping the next page out slowly, amplifying the sound and her careless attitude.

        "Jesus is crying."

        "Buono."

        Aradia sighed, floating up to her side, gently taking the bible from her hands and dropping it on to the bed.

        "Mind telling me what's wrong?"

        Gemini flipped over in the air, her stomach facing the floor now, ignoring the goddess next to her.

        "You want to get out of here, don't you?" The goddess said coyly, playing with the silent woman's hair, "I can tell you know, and I can get you out of here, if you want."

        Gemini immediately perked up.

        "I knew you'd like it, now come down from here and I'll show you how."

        Gemini landed with a soft thud on the cot, her dark eyes alright, but still on the werewolf in the other bed, looking at her in fear.

        "He can't see or hear me," Aradia said softly, stepping behind the woman, putting her arms over hers, she held he lips near her ear and whispered, "I need you to clear your mind. I need you to think of nothing, I need you to open your soul and feel your powers. Once you have done this, and you're mind is completely clear, open your minds eye."

        Gemini relaxed her body, the way she did when she was a child and just learning how to harness her powers. All thoughts rushed from her mind in a colorless, soundless vortex, the only thing in focus was a white sphere of light, her third eye, the birth place of the invisible psychic hands that granted her with telekinesis.

        Suddenly, a woman's voice, beautiful and rich entered her mind. She was singing in a dialect unknown to her ears.

[3]'Diana! Diana! Diana!
Queen of all enchantresses
And of the dark night,
And of all nature,
Of the stars and of the moon,
And of all fate or fortune!
Thou who rulest the tide,
Who shinest by night on the sea,
Casting light upon the waters;
Thou who art mistress of the ocean
In thy boat made like a crescent,
Crescent moon-bark brightly gleaming,
Ever smiling high in heaven,
Sailing too on earth, reflected
In the ocean, on its water;
We implore thee give this sleeper,
Give unto this good Melambo
The great gift of understanding
What all creatures say while talking'

        Gemini inhaled, her eyes wide as she fell to the ground, the whispers still lingering in her mind.

        Remus was at the barricade in no time, kneeling down with a looked of confusion and fear, "Are- Are you alright Gem?"

        That pounding head ache she had was multiplied by four thousand as she sat up weakly and whisper, "I'm fine, go to bed,"

        Her voice had a very thick Italian accent, but it was still understandable.

        She stood up with her panther like grace, turning on her heel and making her way towards her cot, a smirk on her lips and she uniformly fell on to the bed, lying neatly underneath the covers and closed her eyes to the world, well aware of the dusty blue eyes that remained transfixed to her still.

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        Gemini was pushed roughly in to an office in St. Mungos by a burly nurse who had told her that 'he had dealt with cases like hers'. She reminded herself and him that she could easily kill him within a matter of nanoseconds with no evidence that she did it other than her own confession. That only made him tighten his grip on her and now she was forming nice sized bruises on her arms.

        She looked up to find two sets of eyes staring at her, one pair she knew well and wished to gauge out with a blunt object, such as the handle of her field knife, the other set were a pair she had not come to know personally.

        The Minister of Magic, Minister Plunket, was a thin wiry man about the age of a Hundred a Twenty. Well past his dueling years, he has spent time trying to pacify Voldemort's wishes and demands, wanting to keep it well hidden from Muggle eyes. His dull green eyes did not sparkle with the mirth like Dumbledore's but held the emotional scars of a man who has seen more than he would have liked to over the years. His face was thin and bony, his eyes sagging with his old age.

        He did not look happy.

        "Hello Minister," Gemini said courtly as she paused in front of the desk the two where sitting behind, "Fudge." She spat, grinning at his grimace.

        "It's Junior Minister Fudge, Agent Cielo," Plunket reprimanded, "Have a seat please."

        Gemini nodded, as she sat down her left hand shot out, grabbing the letter opener and holding it safely in the palm of her hand as she settled in to place.

        Plunket cleared his throat and said, "Are you planning on putting down that letter opener Agent Sky?"

        "I'll think about it," was her flat reply.

        "It has come to my attention, Agent Sky, that you have been incarcerated for you have attacked Jr. Minister Fudge here. Seeing on how you are one of the most respected in your field, it came to a surprise to me, which is why we are meeting here like this instead of a court room. Mind telling me the raison d'être behind your attack?"

        Gemini bowed her head slightly before beginning, "Does the name Gemini Cielo trigger something in your memory sir?"

        "Gemini Cielo… She was the one who-"

        "-was trained under Sr. Auror Moody from the years '73 to '77. She mysteriously went missing days after she graduated Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to be declared Missing in Action months later."

        "What relevancy does this have to anything Agent Sky?" Plunket asked, his patience wavering.

        Gemini, ignoring his question, continued, "You see, I took great interest in the girl, considering on how she was being trained the same way I was in the same fields. She even had the same trainer as I did. Did you know that she was born the same year I was created? The same month even."

        "Get to the point Agent Cielo!"

        "Then it hit me. Why else would the Ministry be training someone exactly, if not better than I was created to be? I looked at all of the factors and came to the only conclusion that the reason Cielo was being trained better than I was," She stood up and slammed the letter cutter down on the mahogany desk, hoping it would dent or some other way ruin it, she stared Fudge in the eyes before hissing. "You were planning to use the poor girl to rid the original killer with the new and improved 'perfect weapon'."

        A ringing silence filled the room as Gemini sat back in her seat, a slight smirk on her face as she stared in to Fudges black eyes, leaving the letter cutter on the desk.

        The Minister looked appalled, as he looked back and forth between the assassin and the Jr. Minister.

        Gemini, never leaving her spot, used her psychic hands to get a sheet of parchment, inkwell and a quill and put it in front of the Ministry officials.

        Smiling a slightly deranged smile she put her psychic hands to work, spelling out on paper what she wanted Fudge to do. As the two man watched in amazement at the quill, which seemed to move on its own accord, Gemini spoke aloud.

        "Fudge; there is one thing I ask from you," Gemini said slowly and clearly, "You know those wanted posters with my picture on them? Change the name from 'Special Forces First Class Agent Diana Sky' to 'Civilian'." Gemini finished a slightly smirk on her face as the quill stopped racing across the paper, "Have a good day Minister, Fudge."

        Gemini turned on her heel, walking calmly out of the room, knowing that all charges against her would be dropped. If not Lucifer would manipulate their minds and make them drop charges, but she was sure the lie Sirius had made up and Lucifer had projected to her would be sufficient.

        She closed the doors just in time to hear Fudge roar out in fury.

        "Mission Complete, I guess."

Smiling the first true smile in years, Gemini walked down the corridor, nodding to the rude nurse who had handled her before pushing him to the side, walking towards the exit and the past she was frightened to remember.

'I retire; you have only yourself to thank Fudge.

                -Diana Sky, former ministry assassin'

Chelsea: Who doesn't like me anymore!

Audience: [all raise hands]

Gemini: Who likes her in the first place!

Audience: [chirp chirp]

Gemini: That's what I thought.

Chelsea: So, is everyone clear on the Lucifer situation yet? If not I'm sure I can make up some nice, cutesy Sirius/Lucifer smut…

Sirius: Oh god no…

Lucifer: Chels Chels! I love you! [glomp]

Chelsea: Usually I don't like people touching me but what the hell! [glomp]

Sirius: oh shit…

Chelsea's Foot note-a-rama! :

        [1] This Sucks

          [2] Quiet Mortal

        [3] I decided to be nice and translate the whole thing so you would have to be like, what the fuck is she talking about.

Oh, a the 'Gift of Languages Rite' : It was page from pages 127-128 of Aradia: Gospel of the witches, which is where I get most of the incantations and back grounds and the such. It is the source for Gemini's character, if it said that Diana could do the hustle, then Gemini could do the hustle too… anyways, the fictional rite I made up states pretty much that whom ever it is casted upon can speak any language… but they can only speak the words they have heard before. So it's like… instant [insert any language here]… and it automatic to… I wish I had that when I use to take Spanish…