I'm so proud of myself, I updated and it's a longer chapter! Thank you my one reviewer, ewchy!
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Severus was not to happy with the sudden entrance of the boy-who-just-wouldn't-die in his chambers. Harry took no notice, however, for the potions master was always in a foul temper.
"What are you doing here Potter?"
"I was looking for Voldie's chambers. I must have taken a wrong turn."
"Of course you did, you idiot. You took a left when you really should have taken a right. Why are you looking for the chambers of the man who is trying to kill you? How many times must we tell you to stay away from him? You really are an idiot child."
"Hey, I am not. My fairy godfather told me to come here to get a job."
"Yes, well, that mutt wasn't to bright either. Just wait till Dumbledore hears about this, his star boy venturing out and getting killed because he's too stupid to figure out that he is going to be killed. The man's not after you for any other reason Potter. Now get out of my chambers. I'm a little busy."
"Whatcha doin"
"It's none of your business Potter." The potions master quickly hid the tap shoes that he was about to put on under the bed and glared at scare head from where he stood. Harry took no notice, however, because he was to busy taking in the room.
It didn't look like something the man with a stick up his, you know, room would look like. In fact, to Harry it looked more like something a normal person would have. Nice big comfy looking chairs right when you walk in. Beautiful dark green walls, and in the back a nice bed made with dark wood.
Harry wondered for a second if the bed was nice and soft, but decided otherwise because of how cranky his teacher was all the time. If only the potions master had invested in that sleep number bed he had seen four days ago then he would get a perfect nights sleep.
After staring at the picture of a unicorn above Snape's bed for awhile, Harry decided it was time to stare at his teacher. He then decided the unicorn was prettier and went back to staring at it. If only the man took a shower once in a while, Harry found himself thinking. Then he might look semi-attractive, Harry thought.
Never mind.
No, it was just impossible for the greasy haired, hooked nose man to look anything like attractive, though his voice is kind of sexy.
The not so attractive man glared at Potter for a few moments more before he too was staring at the picture of the unicorn.
"Why are you here Potter? Are you a collector of fine arts or something? If you want the bloody picture just take it. I was going to get a new one anyway. One more . . .bloody and creepy looking." Severus Snape said.
"Oh, that's suits you. The unicorn kind of does though too." Harry said.
"Oh really? And how is that Mr. Potter?"
"Well, Sir, your both misunderstood and like to be alone."
"How is a unicorn misunderstood."
"It just is Professor."
"And we're both beautiful creatures right?" Snape said sarcastically.
"Well, the Unicorn is beautiful on the outside and you're. . .well you're not beautiful at all. Not on the outside and not on the inside, but I bet deep down inside you're beautiful." Harry Said. "Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep . . ."
"I get the picture."
"Deep down inside." Harry finished.
Harry continued to stare at the picture because he didn't know what else to do. Here he was standing in the room of man he hated most in the world, not counting that guy who said he was to short to go on a ride at a carnival. He was so going to get that guy one of these days.
"What are you waiting for Potter? Get out of my sight!" Snape said.
"I think something is supposed to happen though."
"Like what?"
"I feel like we're supposed to be nicer to each other. Get to know one another and find that we have more in common then we thought. We're supposed to communicate like friends. You're supposed to save me from the Dark Lord and we're supposed to fall in love. Or I will become bored and want to experiment. . . you know, in that way. With you. Or you turn into a vampire and since it's in my nature to help people I will offer you my blood and we will have steamy hot vampire dungeon sex."
"We're not having steamy hot any kind of sex, Mr. Potter. Now, get out of here."
"Yes sir."
And with that Harry took his leave. He didn't really know why he had said the things he did, it just felt like the right thing to say at the time. Now, he was glad that the ugly potions master refused him.
"Wait, why should I be glad about that? Sure, I don't want him, but that means that I can't even get an ugly, greasy man who hasn't had sex in ten years. I'm a loser!"
So, Harry came up with a plan, a daring, but not so clever plan to win the potions masters heart.
"I don't want his heart. I just want to get him in bed." Harry said.
And with that Harry set off to begin his devilish plan. However, he once again managed to go in the wrong direction. This time he went straight instead of turning right. If you remember he took a left instead of a right and ended up in the room of Severus Snape.
Now, he should have taken a right instead of gone straight and ended up with the Dark Lord himself, Voldemort.
Harry is in need of a map. Anyway, review please!