Author: RASENGANDRAGON!
Disclaimer: I hate you all... I STILL don't own it! But I have conducted a plan.
Summary: When Kyou recieves a paper with a restraining order from Kagura on it, he throws a fit of happyness, but when Kagura finds out...it's not going to be a pretty sight.
Me: Hi! 'Tis your lovely author, Rasen, once more! Okay, I have a Yu Yu Hakusho fic on its way along with some other stuff im not tellin' you! Bwaahaahaaa! Enjoy!
Note: I am sorry! Whistles, Ritsu enters, bowing many many times I dont feel like bowing...I just woke up. But ch. 2 is a month late... eh heh. I thought I added it a month ago, but it didn't LOAD! (Darn thing. -.0;)
From Bad to Worse
"Um…sure, Yuki." Tohru said smiling, yet still keeping an eye on Kagura and Kyou.
"Let's go…I have something to do…" Yuki muttered averting his eyes in front of him.
They started to walk to the Sohma estate.
"Um, Yuki? What are we going to do at the Sohma estate?" Tohru inquired.
"I…just need to get something. I'm going to finally get a restraining order for that cat. I don't want to wake up extremely early every time Kagura visits…" Yuki said, walking up the stone steps to Hatori's home.
"O-okay.." Tohru stuttered, obediently following Yuki. He rapped on the door to Hatori's house and waited, hearing soft, slow foot steps.
Hatori Sohma steadily opened the door. "What is it?" he groggily asked. "Do you know what time it is?"
"Yes. It is7:13. I need to talk to you."
Hatori motioned Yuki and Tohru inside. After he served them tea when they sat down, Yuki explained the situation Kyou was in.
"I see." Hatori said, nodding slightly. "So you took Kyou's idea and decided to get a restraining order from Kagura. Well, I'll have to discuss this matter with Akito."
"Okay. Notify me when you tell Akito. We'll be going now." Yuki said.
"Yes! I hope to see you soon! Good-bye!" Tohru said, walking out the front door behind Yuki.
Back at the Sohma household
"We're baaack!" Tohru called, entering the house. Kagura had settled down; they were enjoying some of Kagura's cooking. Kyou had his back turned at the table, folding his arms and pouting.
"Where did you go out so early?" Shigure asked, sipping fresh tea.
Yuki quickly glanced at Kagura, "…not now." he said. Shigure nodded.
"So what have you all been doing?" Tohru curiously asked.
"A little while after you two left, Kyou and Kagura stopped their bickering. I volunteered to cook, but Kyou frightened me out of it, so Kagura did it this time. Me, on the other hand… I've been writing a letter to my editor!" he happily said, holding up the parchment.
"Must you be so cruel to that woman? It's a wonder you didn't kill her yet." Yuki said coldly.
"Tohru! Won't you try the food I cooked? Shigure said it was good!" Kagura half whined, beckoning Tohru to sit down.
Tohru smiled and sat down, "Of course I will!" she happily said, munching on some leeks. "Oooh, Yum! It's delicious!" Tohru said, now starting on the miso.
"Really? You really think so? Oh, thank you so much Tohru!" Kagura said, clapping her hands together joyfully.
"No. It sucks." Kyou hissed softly.
"WHAAAAAT!" Kagura yelled, her glowing red eyes focused on Kyou. He yelped and ran out the front door, upturning the table. Kagura quickly caught him and flung him into the house. Kyou murmured a raspy "Ow.." and quickly got up…only to be attacked by Kagura yet again. The boar jumped on his back and strangled him.
-Meanwhile-
Hatori opened the gate and walked in sophisticatedly. "Er.. Hello Kyou, Kagura." He weakly said, nodding toward them. Hatori entered the Sohma House by stepping through the large hole in the door. "Yuki, I thought you might like to see this." He said quietly. Yuki nodded and strided over to him. "I contacted Akito and he said that under some minor conditions, he could make the order." Hatori held out some papers.
"Great." Yuki said, taking hold of the papers and lightly smirking. "This will be permanent, of course? H-he went to court to get these?"
"Yes."
Yuki nodded and walked over to Kagura, who had Kyou in a head-lock so tight, he was turning blue. "Kagura?" Yuki gently muttered.
"WHAT?" Kagura replied.
Yuki took hold of Kagura and pried her away from Kyou. "I Have a restraining order for you. It is illegal for you to come into our property."
So, how'd you like it?
All: We've been waiting for nearlytwo month for this crap?
Me: Shaddap and review, darnit!
All: O-okay...(Hah! Im forcing you to review!)
Shiro:I suppose I'll be added into this mess soon...?
Me: Not this time! Too bad, Lindsay!
