French Male Servant in a Dress!

Standing in front of her was Ritsu in a little French maid outfit, complete with fishnet tights.

"Does it work on me?" he asked. "Or does it make my butt look too big?"

"Ummm…"

"She thinks you're stunning, Ritsu my dear!" Ayame grinned, still playing his accordion. "So buy the outfit forthwith! For half price, since you're family!"

"Yes, it's great," Kagura reluctantly mumbled. "Very fetching."

"Yaaaaay!" Ritsu beamed, flouncing out of the shop.

"Oh my! He flounced out in the dress without paying!" squealed Ayame "Could you possibly pay for the dress now then get him to pay you back for it Kagura?"

"Um, I guess so. Here, how much did it cost?" asked Kagura. Where she got the reply she went into a rant. "What on earth does he need a dress that expensive for? Why would he buy a French-maid dress with fishnet tights!" Ayame smoothly slipped that he had bought it for a special someone. "But did he buy it for the special someone or to wear for the special someone? Who is the special someone anyway?"

"Maybe you should ask him for yourself. After all you've got to get the money from him sometime." Ayame suggested.

"I'll do just that!" Kagura exclaimed.

Ritsu stood in front of a window, admiring his pretty new dress. He wondered if he put his hair in sort of a loose low bun it'd work with the dress.

Several men walked by and whistled. Ritsu wondered if they realized he was male. Probably not, though.

Kagura walked up behind him and screamed, "PAY FOR YOUR OWN DRESS NEXT TIME, YOU STUPID MONKEY!" She was seething with rage and the tearful monkey could almost see steam coming out her ears.

"OOOOH NOOOOO! I'MMMM SOOOO SOOORRY! HOW MUCH MONEY DO I OWE YOU?"

"Six hundred dollars and not a penny less. Now pay up."

"But I haven't got that much money!"

"So take the dress back, idiot. And who was it for, anyway? Yourself or 'someone special'? And if so, who is the 'someone special'?"

"Yourself, Kagura-chan," he smiled and gave a little twirl. "Do you like it?"

"You bought that thing for ME?"

"Indirectly. I thought that you would like me to wear it for you as your humble servant."

"Servant? All right! Wahhooooooo! I've got a servant! A French male servant in a dress! WhooP WhoOp!"

"Does that mean that you're happy or upset with me? I'M SORRY! I'VE UPSET YOU AND NOW YOU HATE ME! I MUST RID THE WORLD OF MY USELESS SELF!"

"I'm happy of course, DON'T KILL YOURSELF! Anyone who randomly gets a servant has got to be happy about it."