The day went on drearily slow, especially in History AP where Kimiko was. Talk about the reincarnation of the devil. As herself, thinking (which, was it even possible Heero wondered) that she was ever-so-popular, that she should have the right to go out with him since he was gaining popularity quickly with his skills.

Luckily, Lorelei, or Lei as Heero was allowed to call her, was there to keep the demon away. At least with other demons he could pull out a gun and shoot them most of the times.

"Hey, Heero, you spacin' out on me again?" She questioned. She knew that he thought of her as just a friend, but she really liked him. She just wasn't as obsessed as those fangirls that were strating to make a club for each of the five boys (and that girl too) that transferred here. Pitiful. She grinned inwardly, laughing to her own joke almost. 'They should do it with some class, y'know?'

"No." Heero told her. "Just..." He trailed off, seemingly lost in thought again.

She sighed heavily, laying her head on his upper arm in a sign of defeat. He didn't even flinch at the warm gesture like he normally did for others. "I can't help you if you never tell me what's botherin' ya." She whispered to him.

Heero didn't say anything, just gave her a weak smile as she barely caught the shadowed, almost haunted look on his face. She grinned as the teacher looked their way and girls glared vemonously at Lei. She straigtened up and then looked at the girls direction and stuck out her tounge at them.

Heero felt a slight smile tug on his lips. He then looked at the notes he was taking, jotting down what he didn't write during this period.

Lei looked at Heero, a strange smile on her face. Heero looked at her with a glance then double-took what he was seeing. He knew that look—

"Mr. Yelir!" Lei shouted, jumping out of her seat so that her black miniskirt that frilled at the ends waved up and down. Everyone hated the dreadful teacher Mr. Yelir, who would have known what an evil teacher he was until the begin of the first day. Then, then...they took a quiz and everyone failed.

Everyone got their kicks when Lei played some sort of prank on him, that was the only thing that made the creepy class funny. Everyone's topic during lunch that day would be the prank she did that day.

"Yes," Yelir sighed heavily. "What is it, Miss Lei."

"OH MY GOD!!" She shouted, the class jerking awake from the lecture.

"What is it, Miss Lei?" He questioned further.

"I'm married?!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "How DARE you imply something of that sort?!"

"Must I spell it for you, LEI?" He questioned, turning around to write 'miss' on the boards in a jerky motion. "Now what was your question?"

"Um...I...um..." She stuttered, blushing a bit. Everything seemed too quiet as they waited for her response. "Well, you see..."

"Spit it out right now!" Yelir commanded, only to get a wad of spit in his face with that action.

"You told me to spit it out." She pointed out and then looked at the teacher innocently. "I wanted to know if you knew that I knew that you didn't know that I knew that I know what the three s's in a man's life are."

Everyone blinked and the teachers seemed to try and sort everything out. Try that is.

"No, Miss Lei, I happen not to."

"Then you mustn't be a man." She muttered to the class behind his back. "I'll tell you, then!" She shouted to him, her voice too loud for the classroom as the windows shook.

Yelir cringed inwardly and outwardly at this as she began to say them. He already had a good idea on what two of them were. "They are snowballs," She stuck up a middle finger to him in counting, though they knew she did it purposefully though she seemed deep in thought. "slushies, and then slush puppies." She told them, the others knowing they got them wrong.

Until she continued her speech. "I'll leave out the last one until y'all are older." She said with crude humor, the others breaking out laughing as the teacher blushed and tried to get control over the classroom.

"Miss Lei!" He shouted, looking at her angrily.

"How can you have a civil war?" She questioned, leaving the teacher once again speechless. She looked down and saw Heero smiling a bit more and seemed more himself, well...the self she was used to.

"Lei," Heero hissed to her after she had taken her seat. The teacher went on to WWI and then Lei looked at his paper, grinning at the though.

"Hell yeah," She told him, grabbing the paper supply she always carried around.

Time for the trench wars! She quickly grabbed her and Heero's desk, spilling them over as if to take cover. The loud noise quickly dazed everyone as they looked to see the commotion.

"TAKE COVER!!!" Lei shouted as she ripped the paper open with her teeth and threw it at people as she got out a giant rubber band and used it as in a catapult.

The other students quickly did the same thing and soon two sides were against each other and the teacher was right in the middle.

"HEERO!" Lei shouted over the noise. "I THINK WE TOOK A CASUALTY!" She shouted loudly.

"Who?" He shouted back.

"THE PERSON WHO WAKLKED INTO THE DESK!" There was silence and soon people were opening fire once again, all the way until the bell rang.

Briiiiiiinnnnnggg....the bell sounded, a very disheveled teacher stood in an empty, yet very messed up classroom, swearing to all the gods and devils he knew. "LEI KANSAKI, I SWEAR—"A teacher walking by gasped and the foul language, quickly rushing off away from the insane man.

"Hey, Heero, wasn't that the best?" Lei giggled, throwing a soft punch to his still aching shoulder, noticing the way his intake of breath wasn't normal.

"Heero, what's wrong?" Lei asked with concern now in her eyes, seriousness taking over the fool she pretended to be.

"Nothing, just a...just a little sore is all." He told her somewhat quietly.

"Okay," 'What if I told you I didn't believe you and wanted to know what was wrong with you?' She wondered helplessly. She couldn't force this kind of thing out of him. She wanted him to know she would always be there for him, as a friend. She would never risk the friendship they had for the love the other girls had for him, even though they didn't even know him. Their love was shallow.

"Only science and then we get to go home, ne?" Lei sighed happily, giving Heero a much-needed Pepsi.

"Yeah..." There it was again, that haunted look. Lei looked at Heero but put up her façade instantly. "I can't wait to go home." He showed no emotion in that statement, not letting her hear the sarcasm in his voice. He dreaded going home.

Author's note: Wow, i typed this really wuick so i'm really sorry if it was more humor than angst, so i'll get back to those morbid thoughts as i can! . I'm going to take the time to thank my reviewers now, thanks y'all! It's so great to know i'm loved! Rekkaboziegirl, i really hope you update 'Sacrafices' now that i have updated!

Um...to all the people who know me in person, take a guess who the teacher is (.) some ideas were based off my social studies teacher (actually all of the funny ones and not the teacher)

i'm so happy that people liked this story and i will update as much as possible! Yeah! punches into the air! Homecoming is coming up real soon and my weekend is really busy, but i will try my best for all you people! I love you all! Auf Weidersehen (I"m gettin' pretty good german, thank's german teacher Herr S.! maybe i should make a WWII fanfic...hmmm....) Red Tail

the next chapter will be up as soon as my computer works. check for updates sometime the week, i'll go back to the morbid angst. i have to warn though that the next chapter will have alot of abuse in it, so now cryin' kay? -